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Postby Constaniana » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:23 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Does that mean I can have all the sex I want and still count?

Ende counts as a woman.

That's a greater insult to women than every bigoted stereotype about them in history.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:24 pm

Ende wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:I wouldn't touch Ende with a one foot pole.

It's not a foot long, Astro. Don't delude yourself like that.

Maybe three inches?

White people should never pretend to be ninjas, particularly not me.
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:24 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:It's not a foot long, Astro. Don't delude yourself like that.

Maybe three inches?

White people should never pretend to be ninjas, particularly not me.

Fuck you, I had the idea first.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:24 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
I wouldn't touch Ende with a one foot pole.

Well, no, but two-inch?
Ende wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:I wouldn't touch Ende with a one foot pole.

It's not a foot long, Astro. Don't delude yourself like that.

Maybe three inches?


(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:25 pm

AETEN II wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Ende, stop acting like a bigoted jackass.

Oh, wait, Texas.

Sigged. Or well, I would if I wasn't friends with Ende.

But no, Bronies aren't homicidal. They're just annoying. Trekkies on the other hand, in the worst areas, are stalkers typically, as are Star Wars fans. I wouldn't be surprised if the Uber-Fans killed someone and it was proclaimed motive in court. I wouldn't.

Also, the Force is a RL religion. Seriously.


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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:25 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Well, no, but two-inch?
Ende wrote:It's not a foot long, Astro. Don't delude yourself like that.

Maybe three inches?


(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)

I would've enjoyed life better not knowing you knew that.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:26 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Eagles are awesome.


Yup.

Royal eagles. :P

Or even better, these eagles.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:26 pm

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Then I looked at the word "performed" and I realised I made the same exact dumbass misspelling my friend had.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:27 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)

I would've enjoyed life better not knowing you knew that.

...not knowing that I know how long my penis is or not knowing that sharing it would get a reaction out of you?
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Postby AETEN II » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:27 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
AETEN II wrote:Sigged. Or well, I would if I wasn't friends with Ende.

But no, Bronies aren't homicidal. They're just annoying. Trekkies on the other hand, in the worst areas, are stalkers typically, as are Star Wars fans. I wouldn't be surprised if the Uber-Fans killed someone and it was proclaimed motive in court. I wouldn't.

Also, the Force is a RL religion. Seriously.


We know, man.

I know, but it's the perfect argument of why, not matter how crazy your franchise fans are, Wars' has em beat.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:27 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Yup.

Royal eagles. :P

Or even better, these eagles.


What.

@AETEN: True that.
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:28 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I would've enjoyed life better not knowing you knew that.

...not knowing that I know how long my penis is or not knowing that sharing it would get a reaction out of you?

Yes.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:28 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:...not knowing that I know how long my penis is or not knowing that sharing it would get a reaction out of you?

Yes.

What Yellow-Teeth said.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:29 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Ende counts as a woman.

That's a greater insult to women than every bigoted stereotype about them in history.

Why is being female an insult again?
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Postby Olthar » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:29 pm

Sooo...Any chance of having a conversation I feel like joining? No? Alright. I'll just go poke Con for not posting in Void Hunters.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:29 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Constaniana wrote:That's a greater insult to women than every bigoted stereotype about them in history.

Why is being female an insult again?


I think he meant that counting Ende as a woman is an insult to women. -Nods-
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:29 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Well, no, but two-inch?
Ende wrote:It's not a foot long, Astro. Don't delude yourself like that.

Maybe three inches?


(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)

I'm actually guessing that it's around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.

Science!
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:30 pm

Olthar wrote:Sooo...Any chance of having a conversation I feel like joining? No? Alright. I'll just go poke Con for not posting in Void Hunters.


:lol:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:30 pm

Olthar wrote:Sooo...Any chance of having a conversation I feel like joining? No? Alright. I'll just go poke Con for not posting in Void Hunters.

Excellent, the plan is working!

Individuality-ness wrote:
Constaniana wrote:That's a greater insult to women than every bigoted stereotype about them in history.

Why is being female an insult again?

(chomps on cigar)

Nothing, sweet-cheeks, just get back to the laundry.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:30 pm

Ende wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)

I'm actually guessing around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.

This conversation is over.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Ende wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)

I'm actually guessing around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.


I will neither confirm nor deny this.

;)
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ende wrote:I'm actually guessing around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.

This conversation is over.


No, continue. This is hilarious to watch.
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Postby AETEN II » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Ende wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
(debates whether to share actual size just to get a reaction out of Nat)

(decides against it)

I'm actually guessing that it's around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.

Science!

It's always over nine thousand.

And wait, really people? And we got to this topic how?
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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"...He died a week ago."

"Of syphilis, I bet."

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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Ende wrote:I'm actually guessing around 6-7 inches because homosexual men actually have larger "sonics", according to science, and the average is around 5-6 inches in length.

I will neither confirm nor deny this.

;)

Yeah, I'm relatively sure that this means I got it right.

Science!
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:32 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Why is being female an insult again?

I think he meant that counting Ende as a woman is an insult to women. -Nods-

I know what he meant. I'm asking a general question. So why is being female an insult?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:(chomps on cigar)

Nothing, sweet-cheeks, just get back to the laundry.

The laundry has been done hours ago dear.
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