Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'll be honest here, I had to Google.

Anyway, I don't even know where I could get a SSRI. .

Prescription.

Ah.

[Individuality-ness]

Prescription.

Ah.

Mmhm.

[Ranbo]

Thank you for giving me that idea I will so pleasantly steal from you now.

I want credit
And control of the documentary group.

Well...maybe the cameraman.

I'll still hold on to the (obviously sadistic) show host.

[Condunum]

I want credit
And control of the documentary group.

Well...maybe the cameraman.

I'll still hold on to the (obviously sadistic) show host.

Aww, but I could do him so well...

[Ranbo]

Well...maybe the cameraman.

I'll still hold on to the (obviously sadistic) show host.

Aww, but I could do him so well...

Sure you could, dear. I'd rather have (most) of the contestants make it out without being reduced to corpses.

[Condunum]

Aww, but I could do him so well...

Sure you could, dear. I'd rather have (most) of the contestants make it out without being reduced to corpses.

Oh come on, that's GREAT for ratings!

[Ranbo]

Sure you could, dear. I'd rather have (most) of the contestants make it out without being reduced to corpses.

Oh come on, that's GREAT for ratings!

That is, until the families of the victimscontestants decide to form an angry mob and go after the executive producers.

Then again, they probably shipped the suckers off there in the first place.

[Condunum]

Oh come on, that's GREAT for ratings!

That is, until the families of the victimscontestants decide to form an angry mob and go after the executive producers.

Then again, they probably shipped the suckers off there in the first place.

This is why you involve magic.

[Ranbo]

That is, until the families of the victimscontestants decide to form an angry mob and go after the executive producers.

Then again, they probably shipped the suckers off there in the first place.

This is why you involve magic.

We now return you to Survivor: Apocalypse, brought to you by Elfen High. Headmaster Crowley would like to remind all of you that whoever dies next, it's probably not his fault.

[Olthar]

So, what's going on?

[Olthar]

You can't win chess in 2 moves.

It's impossible.

Move the pawn in front of your king.
The opponent moves the pawn in front of their queen or king-side bishop.
Move your queen or king-side bishop in line with the king.
Checkmate.

And I have actually won that way before.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You can't win chess in 2 moves.

It's impossible.

Move the pawn in front of your king.
The opponent moves the pawn in front of their queen or king-side bishop.
Move your queen or king-side bishop in line with the king.
Checkmate.

And I have actually won that way before.

You have? Who the hell were you playing against? .

[Olthar]

Move the pawn in front of your king.
The opponent moves the pawn in front of their queen or king-side bishop.
Move your queen or king-side bishop in line with the king.
Checkmate.

And I have actually won that way before.

You have? Who the hell were you playing against? .

People sometimes make stupid mistakes, especially when it's literally their first move, and they don't think there's any way they can lose after just one move. There are actually several instant-win strategies like that, but they're not very reliable as they've very easy to defeat, so after you do them once, they'll never work on that player again.

[Olthar]

Wow. I was gone for over five hours, and there were only five posts in that time? Not a very active day today, huh?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You have? Who the hell were you playing against? .

People sometimes make stupid mistakes, especially when it's literally their first move, and they don't think there's any way they can lose after just one move. There are actually several instant-win strategies like that, but they're not very reliable as they've very easy to defeat, so after you do them once, they'll never work on that player again.

I know that Olthar. .

And nope, not an active day in the slightest.

[Condunum]

This is why you involve magic.

We now return you to Survivor: Apocalypse, brought to you by Elfen High. Headmaster Crowley would like to remind all of you that whoever dies next, it's probably not his fault.

This needs to be a thing.

[Olthar]

People sometimes make stupid mistakes, especially when it's literally their first move, and they don't think there's any way they can lose after just one move. There are actually several instant-win strategies like that, but they're not very reliable as they've very easy to defeat, so after you do them once, they'll never work on that player again.

I know that Olthar. .

And nope, not an active day in the slightest.

I used to play chess all the time in my senior year of highschool as I had a free period and literally nothing better to do with my time. I've also tried playing chess against the computer, but even on easy mode, it's so damned hard that I've only beaten it once, and I don't even know how I accomplished that. Seriously, easy mode should kind of be, you know, easy. >_>

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Wow. I was gone for over five hours, and there were only five posts in that time? Not a very active day today, huh?

Surprisingly not. Quite a few people were at "ee-star" and I myself was not feeling inspired to post today, so the plot was slow.

[Ranbo]

We now return you to Survivor: Apocalypse, brought to you by Elfen High. Headmaster Crowley would like to remind all of you that whoever dies next, it's probably not his fault.

This needs to be a thing.

Let me see what I can do.

*cracks knuckles*

[Olthar]

Wow. I was gone for over five hours, and there were only five posts in that time? Not a very active day today, huh?

Surprisingly not. Quite a few people were at "ee-star" and I myself was not feeling inspired to post today, so the plot was slow.

Well, I guess that's good for me then as I didn't get left behind.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This needs to be a thing.

Let me see what I can do.

*cracks knuckles*

If you want, I can make that a side thing to this.

It'll likely be non-canon though.

[Individuality-ness]

Let me see what I can do.

*cracks knuckles*

If you want, I can make that a side thing to this.

It'll likely be non-canon though.

Wouldn't EH be crazy enough to have its own show anyhow?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I know that Olthar. .

And nope, not an active day in the slightest.

I used to play chess all the time in my senior year of highschool as I had a free period and literally nothing better to do with my time. I've also tried playing chess against the computer, but even on easy mode, it's so damned hard that I've only beaten it once, and I don't even know how I accomplished that. Seriously, easy mode should kind of be, you know, easy. >_>

Chess is a pretty solid way to kill time. -Nods-

And yeah, chess on the computer is pretty hard, >.>. My friend says that it's because you can't 'read' a computer and anticipate its movements. I say that whoever programmed it was a sadistic bastard. .

[Nude East Ireland]

Let me see what I can do.

*cracks knuckles*

If you want, I can make that a side thing to this.

It'll likely be non-canon though.

Let's talk about what we want in it. How non-canon will it be, exactly?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If you want, I can make that a side thing to this.

It'll likely be non-canon though.

Let's talk about what we want in it. How non-canon will it be, exactly?

Non-canon means that it won't be canon, I'll bet.

But I have no idea yet, since nothing is up or even thought of. Perhaps Crowley just drops a few students in a distant corner of EH and has them try to survive. If they do, they get money or an A.