Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Liriena]

Aziraphale has never read Don Quixote.

I did...What an awful book.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Aziraphale has never read Don Quixote.

I did...What an awful book.

YOU WHORE, TAKE IT BACK!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Aziraphale has never read Don Quixote.

I did...What an awful book.

I've read it and found it meh.

Nat keeps comparing me to the protagonist, which I am unsure is a compliment or insult.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I did...What an awful book.

I've read it and found it meh.

Nat keeps comparing me to the protagonist, which I am unsure is a compliment or insult.

One or the other.

On one hand, you're being compared to a creepy near-rapist rich asshole.

On the other hand, snarky sidekick.

[Liriena]

I did...What an awful book.

YOU WHORE, TAKE IT BACK!

That abomination almost ruined my Literature grades. It deserves to rot.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On one hand, you're being compared to a creepy near-rapist rich asshole.

I only fit a few of these criteria.

[Nationstatelandsville]

YOU WHORE, TAKE IT BACK!

That abomination almost ruined my Literature grades. It deserves to rot.

It's not a very hard book to read, not even in English.

When people complain about reading books for school, it's only because they're too lazy to get off their asses and read it. I say that with all due respect, of course.

[Condunum]

On one hand, you're being compared to a creepy near-rapist rich asshole.

I only fit a few of these criteria.

Creepy asshole?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I only fit a few of these criteria.

Creepy asshole?

Those are definitely two of the three.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

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I may as well throw this up into the OP now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My brother-in-law is having a conversation with Arjun.

Currently he's just asking Arjun how his day went and Arjun is gurgling back, but I fear this may be the start of their plan to overthrow me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My brother-in-law is having a conversation with Arjun.

Currently he's just asking Arjun how his day went and Arjun is gurgling back, but I fear this may be the start of their plan to overthrow me.

"Start"?

Or is the endgame? You've already lost, Khan.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

My brother-in-law is having a conversation with Arjun.

Currently he's just asking Arjun how his day went and Arjun is gurgling back, but I fear this may be the start of their plan to overthrow me.

Gurgling?

Run.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My brother-in-law is having a conversation with Arjun.

Currently he's just asking Arjun how his day went and Arjun is gurgling back, but I fear this may be the start of their plan to overthrow me.

Gurgling?

Run.

Gurgling is the signal for the drones.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I should make this a trial.

Holy shit, that's a fantastic idea.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I should make this a trial.

Holy shit, that's a fantastic idea.

"Order! Order in the cou- I said order! FUCKING OR- is that a monkey?"

"That's Ganesh."

"Fuck it. Guilty."

[Condunum]

I should make this a trial.

Holy shit, that's a fantastic idea.

Do it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I should make this a trial.

Holy shit, that's a fantastic idea.

"Order! Order in the cou- I said order! FUCKING OR- is that a monkey?"

"That's Ganesh."

"Fuck it. Guilty."

This is happening now.

James' lawyer can be Calliel.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Order! Order in the cou- I said order! FUCKING OR- is that a monkey?"

"That's Ganesh."

"Fuck it. Guilty."

This is happening now.

James' lawyer can be Calliel.

The other lawyer whose name I can't remember must be Ganesh.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is happening now.

James' lawyer can be Calliel.

The other lawyer whose name I can't remember must be Ganesh.

Prosecutor.

And of course.

[Individuality-ness]

"Order! Order in the cou- I said order! FUCKING OR- is that a monkey?"

"That's Ganesh."

"Fuck it. Guilty."

This is happening now.

James' lawyer can be Calliel.

Uh oh.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Name: Charles F. "Gopher" Welles (subtlety is for assholes)
Military or Science: Documentary crew
Rank/Field: Director/Producer/Cameraman/Harker's Hypercompetent Sidekick
Age (Actual): 42
Age (Appears): 42
Race: Caucasian (specifically, some tribe from Gaul no one remembers)
Country of Origin: Wisconsin
Appearance:

Uniform/Protective Equipment: A t-shirt and jeans, a pompous beret.
Powergrid/Powers: Lv. 15 Cameraman 2
Weaknesses: Insomnia, Cameraman 2
Personality: Controlling, pompous, hot-tempered, rash, and selfish, but is impassioned with his "art" and glowing to any who praise him. You know the type.
History: Gopher is an artist. His medium is the 10 o' clock news. He is far better at this than you will ever be at anything.

His history before his career is hardly anything special - normal kid with normal parents in a normal town, except for that thing with the hobgoblins, but no one can remember that anyways. In high school, he attempted to become an actor.

There were twenty-five casualties. All records of this event have been erased for the good of humanity.

Immediately afterwards, he got his hand on a camera, and a passion was born. He joined his school's A/V club and, in his senior year, created a morning news program so beautifully shot, he won an Oscar. He quickly became famous and rose into the ranks of Hollywood, where he shot (and, eventually, directed) several films that were described as "being fucked in the eyes by God" and "really shitty in every other way", because it was the late 1990's. However, being a tremendous asshole, it soon came to be that absolutely no one in Hollywood would tolerate him anymore, so he became bankrupt.

He eventually moved back to Wisconsin and began directing a local news program, which soon became the #1 watched show in America, despite the fact that it was... well, Wisconsin. He was quickly hired by MSNBC, where he developed his vision and basically became the van Gogh of directing television news.

Once the masquerade fell, he became incredibly interested in making documentaries about the supernatural. He has, thus far, released four - Tears of Blood: The True Story of Dracula, Lords of the Sky; Werehawks, and Into the Forest: Bigfoot and the Bear Man (which he worked with Howard on). After Roads Untraveled won literally every award there has ever been (including the Nobel Peace Prize), Gopher immediately retired and spent ten years pretending Howard fucking Harker had never been born.

At least until Harker called him with a pitch for a sequel. Despite himself, he took the job.
Equipment: A TV camera, Cameraman 2
RP Sample: All of the above.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Charles F. "Gopher" Welles (subtlety is for assholes)
Military or Science: Documentary crew
Rank/Field: Director/Producer/Cameraman/Harker's Hypercompetent Sidekick
Age (Actual): 42
Age (Appears): 42
Race: Caucasian (specifically, some tribe from Gaul no one remembers)
Country of Origin: Wisconsin
Appearance:

(Image)

Uniform/Protective Equipment: A t-shirt and jeans, a pompous beret.
Powergrid/Powers: Lv. 15 Cameraman 2
Weaknesses: Insomnia, Cameraman 2
Personality: Controlling, pompous, hot-tempered, rash, and selfish, but is impassioned with his "art" and glowing to any who praise him. You know the type.
History: Gopher is an artist. His medium is the 10 o' clock news. He is far better at this than you will ever be at anything.

His history before his career is hardly anything special - normal kid with normal parents in a normal town, except for that thing with the hobgoblins, but no one can remember that anyways. In high school, he attempted to become an actor.

There were twenty-five casualties. All records of this event have been erased for the good of humanity.

Immediately afterwards, he got his hand on a camera, and a passion was born. He joined his school's A/V club and, in his senior year, created a morning news program so beautifully shot, he won an Oscar. He quickly became famous and rose into the ranks of Hollywood, where he shot (and, eventually, directed) several films that were described as "being fucked in the eyes by God" and "really shitty in every other way", because it was the late 1990's. However, being a tremendous asshole, it soon came to be that absolutely no one in Hollywood would tolerate him anymore, so he became bankrupt.

He eventually moved back to Wisconsin and began directing a local news program, which soon became the #1 watched show in America, despite the fact that it was... well, Wisconsin. He was quickly hired by MSNBC, where he developed his vision and basically became the van Gogh of directing television news.

Once the masquerade fell, he became incredibly interested in making documentaries about the supernatural. He has, thus far, released four - Tears of Blood: The True Story of Dracula, Lords of the Sky; Werehawks, and Into the Forest: Bigfoot and the Bear Man (which he worked with Howard on). After Roads Untraveled won literally every award there has ever been (including the Nobel Peace Prize), Gopher immediately retired and spent ten years pretending Howard fucking Harker had never been born.

At least until Harker called him with a pitch for a sequel. Despite himself, he took the job.
Equipment: A TV camera, Cameraman 2
RP Sample: All of the above.

Approved.

You should also make a police officer.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Name: Charles F. "Gopher" Welles (subtlety is for assholes)
Military or Science: Documentary crew
Rank/Field: Director/Producer/Cameraman/Harker's Hypercompetent Sidekick
Age (Actual): 42
Age (Appears): 42
Race: Caucasian (specifically, some tribe from Gaul no one remembers)
Country of Origin: Wisconsin
Appearance:

(Image)

Uniform/Protective Equipment: A t-shirt and jeans, a pompous beret.
Powergrid/Powers: Lv. 15 Cameraman 2
Weaknesses: Insomnia, Cameraman 2
Personality: Controlling, pompous, hot-tempered, rash, and selfish, but is impassioned with his "art" and glowing to any who praise him. You know the type.
History: Gopher is an artist. His medium is the 10 o' clock news. He is far better at this than you will ever be at anything.

His history before his career is hardly anything special - normal kid with normal parents in a normal town, except for that thing with the hobgoblins, but no one can remember that anyways. In high school, he attempted to become an actor.

There were twenty-five casualties. All records of this event have been erased for the good of humanity.

Immediately afterwards, he got his hand on a camera, and a passion was born. He joined his school's A/V club and, in his senior year, created a morning news program so beautifully shot, he won an Oscar. He quickly became famous and rose into the ranks of Hollywood, where he shot (and, eventually, directed) several films that were described as "being fucked in the eyes by God" and "really shitty in every other way", because it was the late 1990's. However, being a tremendous asshole, it soon came to be that absolutely no one in Hollywood would tolerate him anymore, so he became bankrupt.

He eventually moved back to Wisconsin and began directing a local news program, which soon became the #1 watched show in America, despite the fact that it was... well, Wisconsin. He was quickly hired by MSNBC, where he developed his vision and basically became the van Gogh of directing television news.

Once the masquerade fell, he became incredibly interested in making documentaries about the supernatural. He has, thus far, released four - Tears of Blood: The True Story of Dracula, Lords of the Sky; Werehawks, and Into the Forest: Bigfoot and the Bear Man (which he worked with Howard on). After Roads Untraveled won literally every award there has ever been (including the Nobel Peace Prize), Gopher immediately retired and spent ten years pretending Howard fucking Harker had never been born.

At least until Harker called him with a pitch for a sequel. Despite himself, he took the job.
Equipment: A TV camera, Cameraman 2
RP Sample: All of the above.

Approved.

You should also make a police officer.

Harker and Gopher: DEFENDERS OF THE LAW!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Approved.

You should also make a police officer.

Harker and Gopher: DEFENDERS OF THE LAW!

Funny, but probably not.

Also, this city is a combination of Mumbai and Durban. Let's see how that goes.