Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Erinkita]

Really? That is surprising to me. I wonder what gives people that impression. I will apply for funding from my university's sociology department to find out.

Probably a combination of my flags and flirting with males.

Too late. The fundung has been secured. We've already bought the brain-drill.

No. Sorry.

They don't make goggles in his size and he insisted on getting a blue cape.

(Image)

Then let him burn!

So you like them well-done?

It's because he almost always has flags of hot anime chicks.

"Someday mommy, I want my tits to look like hers."

Awesome.

Just thought of a character I might make at some point, or another RP, member of a hive mind. Then at some point he gets cut off, and gets absolutely shocked by the incapability of hearing his kin. Or its.

Cool. So the first character arc will involve learning how to relate to people whose thoughts he doesn't share?
I'd imagine someone in that situation would never have had to develop social skills.

You flirt with guys? I haven't really seen it. Must be something you do in General, I guess. *shrug*

I would kill myself before doing that here.

Wuv Olf.

[Erinkita]

Really? That is surprising to me. I wonder what gives people that impression. I will apply for funding from my university's sociology department to find out.


No. Sorry.

They don't make goggles in his size and he insisted on getting a blue cape.

D'awwww!

Don't get too attached. Olthar wants him cripsy.

[Individuality-ness]

D'awwww!

Don't get too attached. Olthar wants him cripsy.

D:

[Olthar]

D'awwww!

Don't get too attached. Olthar wants him cripsy.

I wanted a hamster with a red cape and goggles! D:<

[Mavorpen]

Probably a combination of my flags and flirting with males.

Too late. The fundung has been secured. We've already bought the brain-drill.

I've already beat you to it. I've hidden my brain in a special place.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Too late. The fundung has been secured. We've already bought the brain-drill.

I've already beat you to it. I've hidden my brain in a special place.

His dick.

He is black.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I started on Wikipedia by reading about Japanese internment camps.

Now I'm somehow reading about Greeks in Australia.

[Erinkita]

Don't get too attached. Olthar wants him cripsy.

D:

Here, you can have the reindeer hamster.

Don't get too attached. Olthar wants him cripsy.

I wanted a hamster with a red cape and goggles! D:<

*flagellates self for failure*

Too late. The fundung has been secured. We've already bought the brain-drill.

I've already beat you to it. I've hidden my brain in a special place.

You crafty devil! Always one step ahead.

[Mavorpen]

I've already beat you to it. I've hidden my brain in a special place.

His dick.

He is black.

"Mav, stop thinking with your dick."

"Then please, blow my mind."

[Olthar]

His dick.

He is black.

"Mav, stop thinking with your dick."

"Then please, blow my mind."

[Mavorpen]

"Mav, stop thinking with your dick."

"Then please, blow my mind."

That line will work on a girl one day. THIS I SWEAR!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

From TV Tropes.

"Melbourne has what may be the most awesome founding story of any city ever: It was founded by two guys named John, one of whom came to it on board the Enterprize, and the other of whom was named Batman. In fact, the young settlement nearly wound up being officially named Batmania before they settled on the more prosaic name of the then-current British Prime Minister."

What a beautiful missed opportunity.

[Olthar]

That line will work on a girl one day. THIS I SWEAR!

If I was straight, I'd do it.

[Erinkita]

From TV Tropes.

"Melbourne has what may be the most awesome founding story of any city ever: It was founded by two guys named John, one of whom came to it on board the Enterprize, and the other of whom was named Batman. In fact, the young settlement nearly wound up being officially named Batmania before they settled on the more prosaic name of the then-current British Prime Minister."

What a beautiful missed opportunity.

I had no idea how great that city almost was.

His dick.

He is black.

"Mav, stop thinking with your dick."

"Then please, blow my mind."

Genius.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

From TV Tropes.

"Melbourne has what may be the most awesome founding story of any city ever: It was founded by two guys named John, one of whom came to it on board the Enterprize, and the other of whom was named Batman. In fact, the young settlement nearly wound up being officially named Batmania before they settled on the more prosaic name of the then-current British Prime Minister."

What a beautiful missed opportunity.

I had no idea how great that city almost was.

The tropes page for your country are insanely hilarious.

Plus, awesome animals.

[Mavorpen]

That line will work on a girl one day. THIS I SWEAR!

If I was straight, I'd do it.

Proof that God is conspiring against me. D:

Genius.

Interestingly enough, the first person I heard that from was a female.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I had no idea how great that city almost was.

The tropes page for your country are insanely hilarious.

Plus, awesome animals.

Awesome and, if Cracked is to be believed, scary as fuck sometimes. -Nods-

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The tropes page for your country are insanely hilarious.

Plus, awesome animals.

Awesome and, if Cracked is to be believed, scary as fuck sometimes. -Nods-

Australia is made up of dangerous creatures that can utterly destroy you.

And those are the humans.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Awesome and, if Cracked is to be believed, scary as fuck sometimes. -Nods-

Australia is made up of dangerous creatures that can utterly destroy you.

And those are the humans.

Damn. .

On the plus side, Erin.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Australia is made up of dangerous creatures that can utterly destroy you.

And those are the humans.

Damn. .

On the plus side, Erin.

Well, Erin is adorable.

"Cane Toad. Easily one of, if not the most hated creatures in Australia, particularly by Queenslanders. First introduced to try and destroy the cane beetles devastating sugar cane crops. Somehow, those introducing them didn't notice that the beetles lived up high and Cane Toads can't climb. They have poisonous glands as adults, and both their eggs and their tadpoles are also poisonous — some of the native crows have learned to flip adults over and eat their non-toxic guts out, though. One advert a while back features cane toads being used as golf balls by drunken Queenslanders. It was a beer ad, mind.
People who aren't drunk use cricket bats. They're also good for hockey practice.
Other methods include blowing them up with air pumps*, feeding them paracetamol (apparently it swells their insides) and running them over with any vehicle to hand.
Also, squirting them with Dettol (a strong antiseptic), which poisons them pretty quickly. The RSCPA recommends that people humanely kill them by capturing them and placing them in the freezer, but no sane Australian is going to do that.
Don't forget blowing them up with smuggled firecrackers in their mouths.
It's practically a national duty to swerve to run over as many of them as you can rather than dodge.
It's also a fun summer activity for anybody under the age of about 15, 'toad smacking' (or -bashing, or -killing, or simply 'toading') is practically a national children's pastime. Common weapons include: Cricket bats, golf clubs, broom handles with nails in them, cans of deodorant with cigarette lighters, tubs of salt, gumboots, bricks, other toads...
It helps, of course, that these things are very difficult to kill. Seriously, they make cockroaches look delicate.
As one can see from the above, Australians detest them. This is because, unlike the rest of the varied and (frankly) messed up native wildlife they were, as mentioned, introduced from South America and have proven themselves to be a right bunch of troublesome bastards since. Don't touch them with bare skin, but otherwise do whatever you like to them.
Interesting note: 102 Cane Toads were originally introduced into Australia. It's now estimated that there are over 200,000,000 in Australia.
A 9mm bullet to them toad's head, quick and humane, but one has to wonder if 200 million shells would be enough. Still..."

[Olthar]

If I was straight, I'd do it.

Proof that God is conspiring against me. D:

Sorry. If you have a hot sister, I'll give her oral sex in your place if you want.

[Olthar]

Damn. .

On the plus side, Erin.

Well, Erin is adorable.

Erin is one of the most awesomest people I've ever met.

[Mavorpen]

Proof that God is conspiring against me. D:

Sorry. If you have a hot sister, I'll give her oral sex in your place if you want.

I'll go have my mom adopt one right now.

[Olthar]

Sorry. If you have a hot sister, I'll give her oral sex in your place if you want.

I'll go have my mom adopt one right now.

[Mavorpen]

I'll go have my mom adopt one right now.

"What the fuck are you doing in my home!?"

"I'm here to take your daughter!"

"WHY!?"

"ORRRRAAALLLLL!"