Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Individuality-ness]

Dear God, it's like Barney but with less molestation.

"You love me, I love you..."

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Dear God, it's like Barney but with less molestation.

"You love me, I love you..."

There are so many parodies of that song over here. >.>.

[Individuality-ness]

"You love me, I love you..."

There are so many parodies of that song over here. >.>.

Those probably aren't even the correct opening lyrics.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

There are so many parodies of that song over here. >.>.

Those probably aren't even the correct opening lyrics.

Lol.

I found them:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss for me and you
Won't you say you love me too?

^.^

[Individuality-ness]

Those probably aren't even the correct opening lyrics.

Lol.

I found them:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss for me and you
Won't you say you love me too?

^.^

I knew I screwed something up.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Lol.

I found them:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss for me and you
Won't you say you love me too?

^.^

I knew I screwed something up.

Meh. It's just a couple lines. .

[Individuality-ness]

I knew I screwed something up.

Meh. It's just a couple lines. .

Close enuff!

[Olthar]

Name: Lena Simius
Age (Actual): 16
Age (Appears): 14
Race: Reanimated Human/Android
Appearance:

(Image)

Powergrid:
Strength: 4
Speed: 3
Durability: 8
Intelligence: 3
Fighting Skills: 2
Charisma: 0

Powers:
Energy Blasts (lv10): Lena's entirely robotic left arm can transform into a giant cannon that can shoot insanely powerful energy blasts. There's no kill like overkill, after all.

Weaknesses: The magitech that holds Lena together, while very impressive and stable, can be disrupted by a powerful enough force which would effectively unmake her and likely destroy her soul, as well. She's also not really much of a "people person."

Personality: Short answer: she doesn't have one. Lena's mind was severely damaged by the binding process which effectively erased her entire personality. She's little more than an emotionless robot now.

History: Lena was once a kind and cheerful young girl with an incredibly brilliant mind. She was so intelligent that she made her big brother, Jojo, look like a complete idiot. Of course, he kept trying to get her into science and engineering, but she was simply too carefree for that. She'd rather spend the day hanging out at the mall with her friends than trapped in a dark lab. Though, she occasionally would humor Jojo and play with him and his toys, advancing his research by several years every time. She was truly a child prodigy to end all child prodigies. Jojo was a little annoyed that she didn't apply herself more, but he simply couldn't get mad at her over it. She was simply too sweet and kind. That's when the accident happened.

It was so quick that Jojo still doesn't fully understand what happened. The car just came barreling out of nowhere and smashed right into her. She was gone before she even got to the hospital. Immediately, the family used their fortune to try finding her in Hell, but by the time they did, it was already too late, and she had been taken from them again. Enraged, Jojo was determined to make everything right again and began trying repair and rebuild her. He spent an entire year researching the most forbidden dark magics in the known universe and, with his Magic Amplifier, captured her soul and forced it back into the mortal realm, binding it to her now partially cybernetic body.

Unfortunately, this process caused severe, irreparable damage to the soul and pretty much completely destroyed her mind, leaving her barely even a shadow of who she once was. Jojo spent many months trying countless different methods to try and get her to remember herself, but none of them worked. Finally, after taking the a teaching job at Elfen High, he decided to enroll her as a student, hoping that the innate magic of the area would do something for her.

[Ende]

"So...you ready for this?"

"For what?"

"...well, we've been married for at least a few months now, and I thought, well, maybe, you know, we could..."

"Let me think. I know what you want to do. One moment. Let me think. Oh! I know! Yes. Perhaps we should do this!"

"Oh, okay. That's good. Here, help me pull on these sheets, will you? Thanks. So, what do you think this will be like? I'm looking forward to it. I mean...I've never honestly done this before. Well, knowing Crowley, I probably have, but I just don't remember it...god, that's really fucking disturbing, actually."

"Don't take the Lord's name in vain."

"Calliel, do you think he's even out there?"

"You spent two years with us, Ivy. In Heavensgate. I have lived there for a thousand years. The Lord is real and he loves us. You might not understand - you're so young, I've been around for centuries, but...I don't "think" he's out there. I know."

"...well, whatever. It's not important. Okay. You ready to go forward with this?"

"Sure. Shall I fetch the plates?"

"...plates?"

"We're in bed and you're taking your clothes off. I know what that means. We're going on a date! That means we eat out. So we'll need plates."

"...we're married, it's midnight, and we're in bed."

"And we're going on a date!"

"I...I'm just going to take my shirt off now, okay?"

"Do you take shirts off on dates?"

"I...you know what? Yes. One moment, lemme get this off real quick. Ah, there we go. It's too warm in here, anyways...wait, since when was I this fat? That's...a bit disconcerting. Well, you probably don't care, and that's all that really matters. Let me unstrap this, and then we can...dammit, can't reach it. Could you do that?"

"Are you sure this is appropriate?"

"We're married."

"And are you sure that this is appropriate?"

"Yes, I'm entirely sure. Do you even want to do this? Do angels even...well, you know, reproduce? Did your dad ever take you out camping and talk to you about this kind of thing? I swear, Calliel, anybody else would be more than enthusiastic to do this. Well, actually, maybe not anymore. Probably not."

"I think you're beautiful."

"And I think you're lying to make me happy."

"I don't lie, Ivy. Lying is a sin. You're the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and I love you."

"Well, then, you should like this! Ah, here we go. It's unfastened now."

"Ivy...you're making me feel extremely uncomfortable in some places. This is an unusual feeling. Are you sure that this is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord?"

"Uncomfortable? Are these things turned on? Look. Calliel. This is the one time where I'm not actually going to tell you that my eyes are up here."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"...you know what else is beautiful?"

"Your hair. You have really nice hair."

"Dammit, Calliel!"

"Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry, Ivy. This is confusing."

"Yeah, I know, this is new, you're still getting used to things. It's complicated, isn't it? I'm having trouble getting back into it. Two years in Heavensgate did a lot to me. More than I'd like to admit, to be honest. Well, Calliel, maybe we should just have a...date. I guess. This can come later."

"The date can come after the date?"

"...just go get the plates, okay?"

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Name: Lena Simius
Age (Actual): 16
Age (Appears): 14
Race: Reanimated Human/Android
Appearance:

(Image)

Powergrid:
Strength: 4
Speed: 3
Durability: 8
Intelligence: 3
Fighting Skills: 2
Charisma: 0

Powers:
Energy Blasts (lv10): Lena's entirely robotic left arm can transform into a giant cannon that can shoot insanely powerful energy blasts. There's no kill like overkill, after all.

Weaknesses: The magitech that holds Lena together, while very impressive and stable, can be disrupted by a powerful enough force which would effectively unmake her and likely destroy her soul, as well. She's also not really much of a "people person."

Personality: Short answer: she doesn't have one. Lena's mind was severely damaged by the binding process which effectively erased her entire personality. She's little more than an emotionless robot now.

History: Lena was once a kind and cheerful young girl with an incredibly brilliant mind. She was so intelligent that she made her big brother, Jojo, look like a complete idiot. Of course, he kept trying to get her into science and engineering, but she was simply too carefree for that. She'd rather spend the day hanging out at the mall with her friends than trapped in a dark lab. Though, she occasionally would humor Jojo and play with him and his toys, advancing his research by several years every time. She was truly a child prodigy to end all child prodigies. Jojo was a little annoyed that she didn't apply herself more, but he simply couldn't get mad at her over it. She was simply too sweet and kind. That's when the accident happened.

It was so quick that Jojo still doesn't fully understand what happened. The car just came barreling out of nowhere and smashed right into her. She was gone before she even got to the hospital. Immediately, the family used their fortune to try finding her in Hell, but by the time they did, it was already too late, and she had been taken from them again. Enraged, Jojo was determined to make everything right again and began trying repair and rebuild her. He spent an entire year researching the most forbidden dark magics in the known universe and, with his Magic Amplifier, captured her soul and forced it back into the mortal realm, binding it to her now partially cybernetic body.

Unfortunately, this process caused severe, irreparable damage to the soul and pretty much completely destroyed her mind, leaving her barely even a shadow of who she once was. Jojo spent many months trying countless different methods to try and get her to remember herself, but none of them worked. Finally, after taking the a teaching job at Elfen High, he decided to enroll her as a student, hoping that the innate magic of the area would do something for her.

...

Do you need another hug?

[Olthar]

"So...you ready for this?"

"For what?"

"...well, we've been married for at least a few months now, and I thought, well, maybe, you know, we could..."

"Let me think. I know what you want to do. One moment. Let me think. Oh! I know! Yes. Perhaps we should do this!"

"Oh, okay. That's good. Here, help me pull on these sheets, will you? Thanks. So, what do you think this will be like? I'm looking forward to it. I mean...I've never honestly done this before. Well, knowing Crowley, I probably have, but I just don't remember it...god, that's really fucking disturbing, actually."

"Don't take the Lord's name in vain."

"Calliel, do you think he's even out there?"

"You spent two years with us, Ivy. In Heavensgate. I have lived there for a thousand years. The Lord is real and he loves us. You might not understand - you're so young, I've been around for centuries, but...I don't "think" he's out there. I know."

"...well, whatever. It's not important. Okay. You ready to go forward with this?"

"Sure. Shall I fetch the plates?"

"...plates?"

"We're in bed and you're taking your clothes off. I know what that means. We're going on a date! That means we eat out. So we'll need plates."

"...we're married, it's midnight, and we're in bed."

"And we're going on a date!"

"I...I'm just going to take my shirt off now, okay?"

"Do you take shirts off on dates?"

"I...you know what? Yes. One moment, lemme get this off real quick. Ah, there we go. It's too warm in here, anyways...wait, since when was I this fat? That's...a bit disconcerting. Well, you probably don't care, and that's all that really matters. Let me unstrap this, and then we can...dammit, can't reach it. Could you do that?"

"Are you sure this is appropriate?"

"We're married."

"And are you sure that this is appropriate?"

"Yes, I'm entirely sure. Do you even want to do this? Do angels even...well, you know, reproduce? Did your dad ever take you out camping and talk to you about this kind of thing? I swear, Calliel, anybody else would be more than enthusiastic to do this. Well, actually, maybe not anymore. Probably not."

"I think you're beautiful."

"And I think you're lying to make me happy."

"I don't lie, Ivy. Lying is a sin. You're the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and I love you."

"Well, then, you should like this! Ah, here we go. It's unfastened now."

"Ivy...you're making me feel extremely uncomfortable in some places. This is an unusual feeling. Are you sure that this is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord?"

"Uncomfortable? Are these things turned on? Look. Calliel. This is the one time where I'm not actually going to tell you that my eyes are up here."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"...you know what else is beautiful?"

"Your hair. You have really nice hair."

"Dammit, Calliel!"

"Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry, Ivy. This is confusing."

"Yeah, I know, this is new, you're still getting used to things. It's complicated, isn't it? I'm having trouble getting back into it. Two years in Heavensgate did a lot to me. More than I'd like to admit, to be honest. Well, Calliel, maybe we should just have a...date. I guess. This can come later."

"The date can come after the date?"

"...just go get the plates, okay?"

...

Do you need another hug?

No, but thanks for offering.

[Individuality-ness]

"So...you ready for this?"

"For what?"

"...well, we've been married for at least a few months now, and I thought, well, maybe, you know, we could..."

"Let me think. I know what you want to do. One moment. Let me think. Oh! I know! Yes. Perhaps we should do this!"

"Oh, okay. That's good. Here, help me pull on these sheets, will you? Thanks. So, what do you think this will be like? I'm looking forward to it. I mean...I've never honestly done this before. Well, knowing Crowley, I probably have, but I just don't remember it...god, that's really fucking disturbing, actually."

"Don't take the Lord's name in vain."

"Calliel, do you think he's even out there?"

"You spent two years with us, Ivy. In Heavensgate. I have lived there for a thousand years. The Lord is real and he loves us. You might not understand - you're so young, I've been around for centuries, but...I don't "think" he's out there. I know."

"...well, whatever. It's not important. Okay. You ready to go forward with this?"

"Sure. Shall I fetch the plates?"

"...plates?"

"We're in bed and you're taking your clothes off. I know what that means. We're going on a date! That means we eat out. So we'll need plates."

"...we're married, it's midnight, and we're in bed."

"And we're going on a date!"

"I...I'm just going to take my shirt off now, okay?"

"Do you take shirts off on dates?"

"I...you know what? Yes. One moment, lemme get this off real quick. Ah, there we go. It's too warm in here, anyways...wait, since when was I this fat? That's...a bit disconcerting. Well, you probably don't care, and that's all that really matters. Let me unstrap this, and then we can...dammit, can't reach it. Could you do that?"

"Are you sure this is appropriate?"

"We're married."

"And are you sure that this is appropriate?"

"Yes, I'm entirely sure. Do you even want to do this? Do angels even...well, you know, reproduce? Did your dad ever take you out camping and talk to you about this kind of thing? I swear, Calliel, anybody else would be more than enthusiastic to do this. Well, actually, maybe not anymore. Probably not."

"I think you're beautiful."

"And I think you're lying to make me happy."

"I don't lie, Ivy. Lying is a sin. You're the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and I love you."

"Well, then, you should like this! Ah, here we go. It's unfastened now."

"Ivy...you're making me feel extremely uncomfortable in some places. This is an unusual feeling. Are you sure that this is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord?"

"Uncomfortable? Are these things turned on? Look. Calliel. This is the one time where I'm not actually going to tell you that my eyes are up here."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"...you know what else is beautiful?"

"Your hair. You have really nice hair."

"Dammit, Calliel!"

"Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry, Ivy. This is confusing."

"Yeah, I know, this is new, you're still getting used to things. It's complicated, isn't it? I'm having trouble getting back into it. Two years in Heavensgate did a lot to me. More than I'd like to admit, to be honest. Well, Calliel, maybe we should just have a...date. I guess. This can come later."

"The date can come after the date?"

"...just go get the plates, okay?"

[Zarkenis Ultima]

"So...you ready for this?"

"For what?"

"...well, we've been married for at least a few months now, and I thought, well, maybe, you know, we could..."

"Let me think. I know what you want to do. One moment. Let me think. Oh! I know! Yes. Perhaps we should do this!"

"Oh, okay. That's good. Here, help me pull on these sheets, will you? Thanks. So, what do you think this will be like? I'm looking forward to it. I mean...I've never honestly done this before. Well, knowing Crowley, I probably have, but I just don't remember it...god, that's really fucking disturbing, actually."

"Don't take the Lord's name in vain."

"Calliel, do you think he's even out there?"

"You spent two years with us, Ivy. In Heavensgate. I have lived there for a thousand years. The Lord is real and he loves us. You might not understand - you're so young, I've been around for centuries, but...I don't "think" he's out there. I know."

"...well, whatever. It's not important. Okay. You ready to go forward with this?"

"Sure. Shall I fetch the plates?"

"...plates?"

"We're in bed and you're taking your clothes off. I know what that means. We're going on a date! That means we eat out. So we'll need plates."

"...we're married, it's midnight, and we're in bed."

"And we're going on a date!"

"I...I'm just going to take my shirt off now, okay?"

"Do you take shirts off on dates?"

"I...you know what? Yes. One moment, lemme get this off real quick. Ah, there we go. It's too warm in here, anyways...wait, since when was I this fat? That's...a bit disconcerting. Well, you probably don't care, and that's all that really matters. Let me unstrap this, and then we can...dammit, can't reach it. Could you do that?"

"Are you sure this is appropriate?"

"We're married."

"And are you sure that this is appropriate?"

"Yes, I'm entirely sure. Do you even want to do this? Do angels even...well, you know, reproduce? Did your dad ever take you out camping and talk to you about this kind of thing? I swear, Calliel, anybody else would be more than enthusiastic to do this. Well, actually, maybe not anymore. Probably not."

"I think you're beautiful."

"And I think you're lying to make me happy."

"I don't lie, Ivy. Lying is a sin. You're the most beautiful woman I have ever met, and I love you."

"Well, then, you should like this! Ah, here we go. It's unfastened now."

"Ivy...you're making me feel extremely uncomfortable in some places. This is an unusual feeling. Are you sure that this is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord?"

"Uncomfortable? Are these things turned on? Look. Calliel. This is the one time where I'm not actually going to tell you that my eyes are up here."

"You have beautiful eyes."

"...you know what else is beautiful?"

"Your hair. You have really nice hair."

"Dammit, Calliel!"

"Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry, Ivy. This is confusing."

"Yeah, I know, this is new, you're still getting used to things. It's complicated, isn't it? I'm having trouble getting back into it. Two years in Heavensgate did a lot to me. More than I'd like to admit, to be honest. Well, Calliel, maybe we should just have a...date. I guess. This can come later."

"The date can come after the date?"

"...just go get the plates, okay?"

Calliel and Aziraphale will truly make one hell of a dynamic duo, going off of these things.

@Olthar: No problem. .

[Individuality-ness]

*adds it to the word doc of one-shots*

I think I'm probably the official one-shot recorder.

[Olthar]

*adds it to the word doc of one-shots*

I think I'm probably the official one-shot recorder.

Yep.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

*adds it to the word doc of one-shots*

I think I'm probably the official one-shot recorder.

Clearly after the initial one-shot gathering I neglected my duties in anticipation of your arrival. -Nods-

[Individuality-ness]

*adds it to the word doc of one-shots*

I think I'm probably the official one-shot recorder.

Yep.

Yep.

Clearly after the initial one-shot gathering I neglected my duties in anticipation of your arrival. -Nods-

Obviously. *nod*

Up for a game? I'm bored.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Yep.

Yep.

Clearly after the initial one-shot gathering I neglected my duties in anticipation of your arrival. -Nods-

Obviously. *nod*

Up for a game? I'm bored.

I can do one before going to sleep, I guess.

...Or more. Fuck my sleep schedule. .

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I meant to post tonight.

Then WWE'13 happened.

Will post tomorrow. Would anyone care if I edited out James firing at Azanagi? It was kind pointless and James is going to need his revolver for the demon hordes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Lena Simius
Age (Actual): 16
Age (Appears): 14
Race: Reanimated Human/Android
Appearance:

(Image)

Powergrid:
Strength: 4
Speed: 3
Durability: 8
Intelligence: 3
Fighting Skills: 2
Charisma: 0

Powers:
Energy Blasts (lv10): Lena's entirely robotic left arm can transform into a giant cannon that can shoot insanely powerful energy blasts. There's no kill like overkill, after all.

Weaknesses: The magitech that holds Lena together, while very impressive and stable, can be disrupted by a powerful enough force which would effectively unmake her and likely destroy her soul, as well. She's also not really much of a "people person."

Personality: Short answer: she doesn't have one. Lena's mind was severely damaged by the binding process which effectively erased her entire personality. She's little more than an emotionless robot now.

History: Lena was once a kind and cheerful young girl with an incredibly brilliant mind. She was so intelligent that she made her big brother, Jojo, look like a complete idiot. Of course, he kept trying to get her into science and engineering, but she was simply too carefree for that. She'd rather spend the day hanging out at the mall with her friends than trapped in a dark lab. Though, she occasionally would humor Jojo and play with him and his toys, advancing his research by several years every time. She was truly a child prodigy to end all child prodigies. Jojo was a little annoyed that she didn't apply herself more, but he simply couldn't get mad at her over it. She was simply too sweet and kind. That's when the accident happened.

It was so quick that Jojo still doesn't fully understand what happened. The car just came barreling out of nowhere and smashed right into her. She was gone before she even got to the hospital. Immediately, the family used their fortune to try finding her in Hell, but by the time they did, it was already too late, and she had been taken from them again. Enraged, Jojo was determined to make everything right again and began trying repair and rebuild her. He spent an entire year researching the most forbidden dark magics in the known universe and, with his Magic Amplifier, captured her soul and forced it back into the mortal realm, binding it to her now partially cybernetic body.

Unfortunately, this process caused severe, irreparable damage to the soul and pretty much completely destroyed her mind, leaving her barely even a shadow of who she once was. Jojo spent many months trying countless different methods to try and get her to remember herself, but none of them worked. Finally, after taking the a teaching job at Elfen High, he decided to enroll her as a student, hoping that the innate magic of the area would do something for her.

You know, it seems fine to me. Approved.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I meant to post tonight.

Then WWE'13 happened.

Will post tomorrow. Would anyone care if I edited out James firing at Azanagi? It was kind pointless and James is going to need his revolver for the demon hordes.

...

Azanagi sounds pretty badass.

[Agritum]

I meant to post tonight.

Then WWE'13 happened.

Will post tomorrow. Would anyone care if I edited out James firing at Azanagi? It was kind pointless and James is going to need his revolver for the demon hordes.

...can you do Spears from on top of the Hell In The Cell, in that game?

[Olthar]

You know, it seems fine to me. Approved.

Awesome.

[Individuality-ness]

Yep.


Obviously. *nod*

Up for a game? I'm bored.

I can do one before going to sleep, I guess.

...Or more. Fuck my sleep schedule. .

Wait up.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know, it seems fine to me. Approved.

Awesome.

I'd also like to state that this "Bringing someone back from post-second life" is very much going to be the exception rather than the rule. And an extreme exception as well, so nobody else should ask if they can bring their characters from after a second life.