Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...

Why? Does it even matter?

No.

Yet it infuriates me anyhow.

Ah. I can understand that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

In reading the old OOC (because, deep down, my soul is as black as tar), I apparently used to call Night "NK".

This has only increased my hatred of Past!Nat.

I don't even remember that. I hate Past!Nat, too, now.

Past!Nat was a dick.

But a different kind than Present!Nat, you see.

[Constaniana]

After reading the page on the Greeks, I'm thinking "Yeah, I can see firmly how and why your country is in the economic toilet."

Holy fuck, how are they not all dead yet.

They made a deal with Old Man Henderson, where as long as they continue to make enough of their condensed sodomy, also known as Greek yoghourt, he keeps them from being destroyed. *nods*

[Individuality-ness]

I don't know why somebody decided to record that and I'm not entirely sure why I decided "this is a thing I should watch!"

But maybe?

I have managed to create a mental block between what I know about childbirth and how I envision it (which is to say, I don't).

Never destroy this or I will end you.

Ende won't have to. Enjoy health class!

[Olthar]

I don't even remember that. I hate Past!Nat, too, now.

Past!Nat was a dick.

But a different kind than Present!Nat, you see.

No, no. That part's fine. It's just the "NK" thing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Past!Nightkill was not having a very happy time, so I tend to ignore whatever I did then.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Past!Nightkill was not having a very happy time, so I tend to ignore whatever I did then.

I, on the other hand, take great joy in pointing out that you were a dick.

And still are.

[Olthar]

Past!Nightkill was not having a very happy time, so I tend to ignore whatever I did then.

I, on the other hand, take great joy in pointing out that you were a dick.

And still are.

Everyone in this thread is a dick.

Except the Mormon obviously. And Erin.

[Individuality-ness]

I, on the other hand, take great joy in pointing out that you were a dick.

And still are.

Everyone in this thread is a dick.

Except the Mormon obviously. And Erin.

Erin is the exception that proves the rule. *nod*

[Constaniana]

I, on the other hand, take great joy in pointing out that you were a dick.

And still are.

Everyone in this thread is a dick.

Except the Mormon obviously. And Erin.

[Olthar]

Everyone in this thread is a dick.

Except the Mormon obviously. And Erin.

You're on the boarder, though.

[Ende]

You're on the border, though.

Wait, Con is a Mexican?

<scowl>

[Zarkenis Ultima]

You're on the border, though.

Wait, Con is a Mexican?

<scowl>

Mexican Mormons?

Ay caramba.

[Olthar]

You're on the border, though.

Wait, Con is a Mexican?

<scowl>

Yes. He's secretly Zark's estranged twin brother.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Wait, Con is a Mexican?

<scowl>

Yes. He's secretly Zark's estranged twin brother.

...

So the umbilical cord wasn't what was choking me! It was Con! Asshole!

[Olthar]

Yes. He's secretly Zark's estranged twin brother.

...

So the umbilical cord wasn't what was choking me! It was Con! Asshole!

Welp. I guess there goes Con's "not a dick" status.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...

So the umbilical cord wasn't what was choking me! It was Con! Asshole!

Welp. I guess there goes Con's "not a dick" status.

[Constaniana]

Wait, Con is a Mexican?

<scowl>

Mexican Mormons?

Ay caramba.

They really do exist.

[Ende]

On a completely and utterly unrelated note, here's a random hypothetical: if you were in a room, with a clone of yourself, for an hour, and then the clone would vanish, and nobody would ever hear or know what you did in that room, what would you do?

Yes, this is weird and unrelated to EH. Yes, it's one in the morning and my mind is currently running on 10%.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Mexican Mormons?

Ay caramba.

They really do exist.

Meh. After learning about Carlos Slim and El Santo little surprises me.

@Ende: I know what Ciel would do. .

[Constaniana]

...

So the umbilical cord wasn't what was choking me! It was Con! Asshole!

Welp. I guess there goes Con's "not a dick" status.

D: I thought that was the MS-13 doing that!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Welp. I guess there goes Con's "not a dick" status.

D: I thought that was the MS-13 doing that!

Hey, brah, if I'm a dick, then you're a dick. Period. .

[Olthar]

On a completely and utterly unrelated note, here's a random hypothetical: if you were in a room, with a clone of yourself, for an hour, and then the clone would vanish, and nobody would ever hear or know what you did in that room, what would you do?

Yes, this is weird and unrelated to EH. Yes, it's one in the morning and my mind is currently running on 10%.

It's irrelevant because whatever I do will be unknown to everyone.

[Ende]

On a completely and utterly unrelated note, here's a random hypothetical: if you were in a room, with a clone of yourself, for an hour, and then the clone would vanish, and nobody would ever hear or know what you did in that room, what would you do?

Yes, this is weird and unrelated to EH. Yes, it's one in the morning and my mind is currently running on 10%.

It's irrelevant because whatever I do will be unknown to everyone.

This is known as a hypothetical question and I think you're kind of missing the point.

But okay then.

[Constaniana]

On a completely and utterly unrelated note, here's a random hypothetical: if you were in a room, with a clone of yourself, for an hour, and then the clone would vanish, and nobody would ever hear or know what you did in that room, what would you do?

Yes, this is weird and unrelated to EH. Yes, it's one in the morning and my mind is currently running on 10%.

Brainstorm fresh racist jokes.