Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

The decimal point is a fucking dot and any other culture that does that with a comma must be razed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I like South Africa's page.

"There is the occasional "yellow cab" type taxi, but most taxis are white minibuses. To hail one you stand on the corner with your index finger in the air, and you have developed nerves of steel from riding in them. If you have a car you will have used extremely foul language when a minibus taxi has stopped without warning, cut you off in traffic, or driven twice the speed limit past you. You know how in America they have "gang wars"? In South Africa you have "taxi wars". Yes, complete with machine guns and innocent bystanders getting killed."

This is true.

I'm moving to South Africa, but will exclusively wear Iron Man armor for my own protection.

And also because Iron Man armor is awesome.

From the same goddamn page.

"The police are armed, but not with machine guns. The criminals have the machine guns."

[Olthar]

I like the contradiction of "learning foreign languages is pointless" and "foreign films should not be dubbed."

...You can just sub foreign films.

It's still a humorous contradiction.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm moving to South Africa, but will exclusively wear Iron Man armor for my own protection.

And also because Iron Man armor is awesome.

From the same goddamn page.

"The police are armed, but not with machine guns. The criminals have the machine guns."

Police with machine guns is some Judge Dredd shit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

From the same goddamn page.

"The police are armed, but not with machine guns. The criminals have the machine guns."

Police with machine guns is some Judge Dredd shit.

Indian police, especially in Mumbai, often carry machine guns.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Police with machine guns is some Judge Dredd shit.

Indian police, especially in Mumbai, often carry machine guns.

And that worked out beautifully.

Crime has literally stopped existing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indian police, especially in Mumbai, often carry machine guns.

And that worked out beautifully.

Crime has literally stopped existing.

Truthfully, the police are typically just another gang.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

After reading the page on the Greeks, I'm thinking "Yeah, I can see firmly how and why your country is in the economic toilet."

[Olthar]

Darth Vader should show up in Arc 3.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

After reading the page on the Greeks, I'm thinking "Yeah, I can see firmly how and why your country is in the economic toilet."

Holy fuck, how are they not all dead yet.

[Olthar]

After reading the page on the Greeks, I'm thinking "Yeah, I can see firmly how and why your country is in the economic toilet."

Holy fuck, how are they not all dead yet.

Zeus magic.

[Ende]

http://www.zompist.com/amercult.html

For next arc, I'm making a cultural test for ordinary human immigrants to the Hell city RU takes place in.

Because I'm fucking insane.

After reading the page on the Greeks, I'm thinking "Yeah, I can see firmly how and why your country is in the economic toilet."

There was one on Texas, but it's gone now.

Which is too bad, because Texas is awesome.

[Mavorpen]

After reading the page on the Greeks, I'm thinking "Yeah, I can see firmly how and why your country is in the economic toilet."

Holy fuck, how are they not all dead yet.

Prostitution.

[Olthar]

Holy fuck, how are they not all dead yet.

Prostitution.

Pretty much what I just said.

[Ende]

So apparently, pregnancy is awful.

Thanks, Internet!

[Mavorpen]

So apparently, pregnancy is awful.

Thanks, Internet!

Michael Bay loves explosions.

More News at 11.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So apparently, pregnancy is awful.

Thanks, Internet!

Are you fucking suicidal?

[Ende]

So apparently, pregnancy is awful.

Thanks, Internet!

Are you fucking suicidal?

I don't know why somebody decided to record that and I'm not entirely sure why I decided "this is a thing I should watch!"

So, to answer your question, maybe?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Are you fucking suicidal?

I don't know why somebody decided to record that and I'm not entirely sure why I decided "this is a thing I should watch!"

But maybe?

I have managed to create a mental block between what I know about childbirth and how I envision it (which is to say, I don't).

Never destroy this or I will end you.

[Ende]

I don't know why somebody decided to record that and I'm not entirely sure why I decided "this is a thing I should watch!"

But maybe?

I have managed to create a mental block between what I know about childbirth and how I envision it (which is to say, I don't).

Never destroy this or I will end you.

You do realize that what you just said is along the lines of "I'm a cop and this is my last day on the force"?

Since you've tempted fate like that, I have no choice now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Childbirth is terrifying.

I've mentioned this a few hundred times. Circle of life my ass.

[Nationstatelandsville]

In reading the old OOC (because, deep down, my soul is as black as tar), I apparently used to call Night "NK".

This has only increased my hatred of Past!Nat.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

In reading the old OOC (because, deep down, my soul is as black as tar), I apparently used to call Night "NK".

This has only increased my hatred of Past!Nat.

...

Why? Does it even matter?

[Nationstatelandsville]

In reading the old OOC (because, deep down, my soul is as black as tar), I apparently used to call Night "NK".

This has only increased my hatred of Past!Nat.

...

Why? Does it even matter?

No.

Yet it infuriates me anyhow.

[Olthar]

In reading the old OOC (because, deep down, my soul is as black as tar), I apparently used to call Night "NK".

This has only increased my hatred of Past!Nat.

I don't even remember that. I hate Past!Nat, too, now.