Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Individuality-ness]

Same here.

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

Yep, confirmed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

Yep, confirmed.

My body also has a tendency to twitch at random moments and spasm.

Not the best quality in a driver.

[Individuality-ness]

Yep, confirmed.

My body also has a tendency to twitch at random moments and spasm.

Not the best quality in a driver.

Yep.

I don't even want to think of me driving without glasses.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I don't drive either, although do plan on getting my learner's permit sometime soon if finances go accordingly.

Also, working on the next one shot, should be up today.

[Liriena]

My body also has a tendency to twitch at random moments and spasm.

Not the best quality in a driver.

Yep.

I don't even want to think of me driving without glasses.

I don't even want to think of me driving with even less eye-to-limb coordination.

[Liriena]

Same here.

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

How in Shiva's name did you pass your driving exams?

[Individuality-ness]

Yep.

I don't even want to think of me driving without glasses.

I don't even want to think of me driving with even less eye-to-limb coordination.

Yeah, that too. Fuck being autistic!

Also, I still need to pass the behind-the-wheel exam. Over spring break. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

How in Shiva's name did you pass your driving exams?

I have no idea.

[Individuality-ness]

How in Shiva's name did you pass your driving exams?

I have no idea.

Loki took the wheel?

[Liriena]

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How in Shiva's name did you pass your driving exams?

I have no idea.

How much did you pay the guy?

[Liriena]

Ok, I am definitely going to write another one-shot.

Don't know what exactly it's going to be about, though. Obviously, about some of Marowit's back story...

[Ende]

Same here.

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

I drive right now, actually. I have my permit and I'm getting my license in a few months.

You'll know when I get my license by the burning hellfire and the raining meteors covering the ruins of what used to be America.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Same here.

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

"This wheel's the brake, right?"

[Liriena]

"Khan, you're in the wrong fucking lane- GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK YOU DICKWAD!"

So I don't drive.

I drive right now, actually. I have my permit and I'm getting my license in a few months.

You'll know when I get my license by the burning hellfire and the raining meteors covering the ruins of what used to be America.

But you will be using the seatbelt, right?

[Nationstatelandsville]

If Sanchez touches Megan, Death will give special permission for Lewis to kill him. Because it's either that or losing his balls.

[Ende]

I drive right now, actually. I have my permit and I'm getting my license in a few months.

You'll know when I get my license by the burning hellfire and the raining meteors covering the ruins of what used to be America.

But you will be using the seatbelt, right?

Yes, I'll be using the seatbelt, mom.

I'm honestly not that bad at driving, asides from turning. For some damn reason, I either always turn a: too early, or b: too late, or c: into a curb, and I'm not quite entirely sure why.

[Individuality-ness]

But you will be using the seatbelt, right?

Yes, I'll be using the seatbelt, mom.

I'm honestly not that bad at driving, asides from turning. For some damn reason, I either always turn a: too early, or b: too late, or c: into a curb, and I'm not quite entirely sure why.

A right turn or a left turn?

[Ende]

Yes, I'll be using the seatbelt, mom.

I'm honestly not that bad at driving, asides from turning. For some damn reason, I either always turn a: too early, or b: too late, or c: into a curb, and I'm not quite entirely sure why.

A right turn or a left turn?

All of the turns. All of them.

And don't even get me started on parking and reversing out of parking spaces. That's just...awful.

[Individuality-ness]

A right turn or a left turn?

All of the turns. All of them.

And don't even get me started on parking and reversing out of parking spaces. That's just...awful.

I know a trick for right turns. Basically, you start turning the wheel right as soon as the line of the curb meets up with the furthermost right of your windshield. I think it's the same idea for left turns.

Parallel parking for me is pretty bad (although I got much better at it over the summer), but I honestly don't trust myself parking in a parking lot. I can never get turns in reverse right. >.<

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm going to play Civilization, and name the nations after EH factions. I will be, of course, Elfen High, and it will include Azazel's Dominion, Alastor's Land, The Bears, and Heaven.

I'll recount the events later once I play some of it.

[Olthar]

America is a very big place, and a lot of us live in suburbs (though I don't know if it's actually enough to qualify as "most"). Plus, our public transportation system is "BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM! In America, owning a car is very literally a necessity. *nods*

I'm aware, I lived there.

Yeah, you guys have a very car-based culture. I rarely if ever drove myself though. I'm a horrible driver.

I would like to comment to the other unfortunate souls who have to share a street with me- Yes, I am aware you're honking and I also don't want to be doing what I'm doing. I don't want to be in that lane either.

Some of the shit I do when driving is just terrible. I feel like the other drivers look through their windows and expect to see a hundred year old blind dog who happens to be texting while masturbating, and they see this healthy grown man just trying his best.

[Ranbo]

I'd just like to point out that no, I'm not dead yet. I've simply had some...scheduling issues.

I won't ask what I've missed, though. I'm sane enough to know I don't want to go through an explanation of that.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'd just like to point out that no, I'm not dead yet. I've simply had some...scheduling issues.

I won't ask what I've missed, though. I'm sane enough to know I don't want to go through an explanation of that.

The final battle just ended and arc 2 is nearly over.

[Ranbo]

I'd just like to point out that no, I'm not dead yet. I've simply had some...scheduling issues.

I won't ask what I've missed, though. I'm sane enough to know I don't want to go through an explanation of that.

The final battle just ended and arc 2 is nearly over.

Hm...it seems that two IC pages equate to about 70 OOC pages. Reasonable enough.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Night, can we start epilogues?