Elfen High 2 (OOC 5, Closed)

[Erinkita]

"Keep it in your pants, Edison." - D

Ironic, considering Jojo is canonically Tesla's descendant.


And now I need to figure out how many languages Jojo should speak...

Do old English, middle English, and modern English count as separate languages? Because Sisitu is older than every language currently spoken.

I'm a 5, but I was pretty liberal with the de-suifiers. If I uncheck them all, I'm an 18.

Unchecking them would make me a 25 IIRC. >.>

Well, you are beautiful and talented. And I suspect that a lot of your clothing is taken from your own wardrobe.

[Nude East Ireland]

Name: Dr. Sexy, M.D.
Age (Actual): 35
Age (Appears): 35
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 10
STR - 10
SPD - 10
DUR - 10
FS - 10
Magic: Level 10 Seduction - Dr. Sexy can seduce anyone he wants, and no one is immune. He is a master.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): He's too sexy
Personality: He's an arrogant, sex-having bastard. He's also a doctor.
History: Born to the wealthy Sexy family, he was raised by his father, Mr. Sexy. He and his brother, current Archbishop of Intercourse Father Sexy, were playing one day, when they accidentally killed their parents in a grill-accident. Afterwards, they were raised at the Attractive Orphanage, where they both fucked the headmistress, Lady Putyerdikinhere. Father Sexy became the Archbishop, while Dr. Sexy became a doctor at Seattle Hospital of Love. He has an on-again, off-again relationship with Dr. Miranda Lovemaker, and is best friends with Dr. Mike Hunt.

[AETEN II]

LOL I GOT A 31.

Holy shit is that a high score for a human. Although I would probably detract around 4 or so, as there were some I was unsure about.

[Erinkita]

I think I'll seriously take the test again. It's been quite a while since I had actually tested myself.

"Do think of your character as a role-model?"

*laughs hysterically*

I kinda do...

I went with two languages: English and Sesotho.

So what's your native language?

Did you check "Do you feel insulted, attacked, or defensive when someone does not like your character?"?

Testing myself, I ended up with an 8.

I didn't check that box, though.

You're a bigger person than I.

[Individuality-ness]

Unchecking them would make me a 25 IIRC. >.>

Well, you are beautiful and talented. And I suspect that a lot of your clothing is taken from your on wardrobe.

But not to Mary Sue proportions. And why, yes, they all do, why do you ask?

[Erinkita]

LOL I GOT A 31.

Holy shit is that a high score for a human. Although I would probably detract around 4 or so, as there were some I was unsure about.

How?! Let's compare notes over TG.

[Olthar]

Jojo got 46.

[Constaniana]

Name: Dr. Sexy, M.D.
Age (Actual): 35
Age (Appears): 35
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

(Image)

Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 10
STR - 10
SPD - 10
DUR - 10
FS - 10
Magic: Level 10 Seduction - Dr. Sexy can seduce anyone he wants, and no one is immune. He is a master.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): He's too sexy
Personality: He's an arrogant, sex-having bastard. He's also a doctor.
History: Born to the wealthy Sexy family, he was raised by his father, Mr. Sexy. He and his brother, current Archbishop of Intercourse Father Sexy, were playing one day, when they accidentally killed their parents in a grill-accident. Afterwards, they were raised at the Attractive Orphanage, where they both fucked the headmistress, Lady Putyerdikinhere. Father Sexy became the Archbishop, while Dr. Sexy became a doctor at Seattle Hospital of Love. He has an on-again, off-again relationship with Dr. Miranda Lovemaker, and is best friends with Dr. Mike Hunt.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I got a 34.

And I checked off nearly half the de-suefiers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Do think of your character as a role-model?"

*laughs hysterically*

I kinda do...

I personally left that blank, myself, but that's because I know me and I fuck up quite a bit.

[Olthar]

Ironic, considering Jojo is canonically Tesla's descendant.


And now I need to figure out how many languages Jojo should speak...

Do old English, middle English, and modern English count as separate languages? Because Sisitu is older than every language currently spoken.

I would say yes.

I went with two languages: English and Sesotho.

So what's your native language?

Jojo's native language is English having been born in America. He learned Sesotho when he moved to Lesotho, though.

[Olthar]

Name: Dr. Sexy, M.D.
Age (Actual): 35
Age (Appears): 35
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

(Image)

Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 10
STR - 10
SPD - 10
DUR - 10
FS - 10
Magic: Level 10 Seduction - Dr. Sexy can seduce anyone he wants, and no one is immune. He is a master.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): He's too sexy
Personality: He's an arrogant, sex-having bastard. He's also a doctor.
History: Born to the wealthy Sexy family, he was raised by his father, Mr. Sexy. He and his brother, current Archbishop of Intercourse Father Sexy, were playing one day, when they accidentally killed their parents in a grill-accident. Afterwards, they were raised at the Attractive Orphanage, where they both fucked the headmistress, Lady Putyerdikinhere. Father Sexy became the Archbishop, while Dr. Sexy became a doctor at Seattle Hospital of Love. He has an on-again, off-again relationship with Dr. Miranda Lovemaker, and is best friends with Dr. Mike Hunt.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I got a 34.

And I checked off nearly half the de-suefiers.

I think it was the languages box that did it, really.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That just reminded me why I like Laz, not make me feel sympathy for Pierre.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Dr. Sexy, M.D.
Age (Actual): 35
Age (Appears): 35
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

(Image)

Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 10
STR - 10
SPD - 10
DUR - 10
FS - 10
Magic: Level 10 Seduction - Dr. Sexy can seduce anyone he wants, and no one is immune. He is a master.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): He's too sexy
Personality: He's an arrogant, sex-having bastard. He's also a doctor.
History: Born to the wealthy Sexy family, he was raised by his father, Mr. Sexy. He and his brother, current Archbishop of Intercourse Father Sexy, were playing one day, when they accidentally killed their parents in a grill-accident. Afterwards, they were raised at the Attractive Orphanage, where they both fucked the headmistress, Lady Putyerdikinhere. Father Sexy became the Archbishop, while Dr. Sexy became a doctor at Seattle Hospital of Love. He has an on-again, off-again relationship with Dr. Miranda Lovemaker, and is best friends with Dr. Mike Hunt.

This is not approved.

That would imply I could deny it.

[Individuality-ness]

I got a 34.

And I checked off nearly half the de-suefiers.

[AETEN II]

I got a 34.

And I checked off nearly half the de-suefiers.

I just checked off a couple, because I'm an insane cripple. The four or five you can subtract if wished is due to possible ego bias on some questions. As usual though, it's a toss up because I'm extremely harsh to myself, yet will subconsciously inflate my ego to Shatner levels.

[Ende]

That just reminded me why I like Laz, not make me feel sympathy for Pierre.

You were never supposed to feel sorry for him! <shakes fist>

I really just did that because Laz.

[Individuality-ness]

Name: Dr. Sexy, M.D.
Age (Actual): 35
Age (Appears): 35
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

(Image)

Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 10
STR - 10
SPD - 10
DUR - 10
FS - 10
Magic: Level 10 Seduction - Dr. Sexy can seduce anyone he wants, and no one is immune. He is a master.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): He's too sexy
Personality: He's an arrogant, sex-having bastard. He's also a doctor.
History: Born to the wealthy Sexy family, he was raised by his father, Mr. Sexy. He and his brother, current Archbishop of Intercourse Father Sexy, were playing one day, when they accidentally killed their parents in a grill-accident. Afterwards, they were raised at the Attractive Orphanage, where they both fucked the headmistress, Lady Putyerdikinhere. Father Sexy became the Archbishop, while Dr. Sexy became a doctor at Seattle Hospital of Love. He has an on-again, off-again relationship with Dr. Miranda Lovemaker, and is best friends with Dr. Mike Hunt.

Please show up, please show up!

[Erinkita]

I kinda do...

I personally left that blank, myself, but that's because I know me and I fuck up quite a bit.

Eh, who doesn't?

Do old English, middle English, and modern English count as separate languages? Because Sisitu is older than every language currently spoken.

I would say yes.

So what's your native language?

Jojo's native language is English having been born in America. He learned Sesotho when he moved to Lesotho, though.

First language doesn't count. I checked all the boxes for Sisitu because she would have had to learn way more than eight just to live as long as she has.

[Olthar]

I would say yes.


Jojo's native language is English having been born in America. He learned Sesotho when he moved to Lesotho, though.

First language doesn't count. I checked all the boxes for Sisitu because she would have had to learn way more than eight just to live as long as she has.

I know. That's why I only checked one box.

[Nude East Ireland]

This is not approved.

That would imply I could deny it.

He'll still show up, because I'm a dick like that.

Also becauseit's impossible for me not to use him in at least one post.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is not approved.

That would imply I could deny it.

He'll still show up, because I'm a dick like that.

Also becauseit's impossible for me not to use him in at least one post.

"Hi. I'm Dr. Sexy.

Let's fuck."

"...Do you know who I am?"

"Nope!"

"I AM URIEL! I DO NOT FU- OK, but just this once."

[Erinkita]

Name: Dr. Sexy, M.D.
Age (Actual): 35
Age (Appears): 35
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

(Image)

Powergrid/Powers:
INT - 10
STR - 10
SPD - 10
DUR - 10
FS - 10
Magic: Level 10 Seduction - Dr. Sexy can seduce anyone he wants, and no one is immune. He is a master.
Weaknesses (Optional, but you could get more points if you do this): He's too sexy
Personality: He's an arrogant, sex-having bastard. He's also a doctor.
History: Born to the wealthy Sexy family, he was raised by his father, Mr. Sexy. He and his brother, current Archbishop of Intercourse Father Sexy, were playing one day, when they accidentally killed their parents in a grill-accident. Afterwards, they were raised at the Attractive Orphanage, where they both fucked the headmistress, Lady Putyerdikinhere. Father Sexy became the Archbishop, while Dr. Sexy became a doctor at Seattle Hospital of Love. He has an on-again, off-again relationship with Dr. Miranda Lovemaker, and is best friends with Dr. Mike Hunt.

It's like staring at the sun.

[Individuality-ness]

He'll still show up, because I'm a dick like that.

Also becauseit's impossible for me not to use him in at least one post.

"Hi. I'm Dr. Sexy.

Let's fuck."

"...Do you know who I am?"

"Nope!"

"I AM URIEL! I DO NOT FU- OK, but just this once."