"Good luck getting in his pants," Church said, taking out a cigarette and offering one to Martina, "He's very stubborn about that whole celibacy thing."
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by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:08 pm

by Eliasonia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:08 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Eliasonia wrote:"Yeah, all the wrong things." Eli said. "It's always the creepy reptilian mutant hellspawn instead of the hot stripper in the bunny outfit" he groaned.
"What was that?" Eli said, diverting his attention to the girl.
"Nothing," she said, "Just thinking out loud."
God
"Well, you had that one nurse...well, she turned out to be a demon, but she was a hot demon."
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by New Nassrau » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:10 pm
Hathradic States wrote:New Nassrau wrote:She laughed.
"Neither do I..."
She looked around trying to find small talk.
"He's not that bad when he's asleep, kinda cute."
"Good luck getting in his pants," Church said, taking out a cigarette and offering one to Martina, "He's very stubborn about that whole celibacy thing."

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:16 pm
Eliasonia wrote:Hathradic States wrote:"Nothing," she said, "Just thinking out loud."
God
"Well, you had that one nurse...well, she turned out to be a demon, but she was a hot demon."
"Happens" he said before returning his attention to Romeo.
"Hot? pfft, easy for you to say. You didn't have a demon lawyer show up and deposit a little Satan spawn into your possession." He said. "In fact, if I remember correctly, you were still a wee little baby when that happened. Which means either your father or mother told you, because I never told anyone. Hell, my own wife never even knew."

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:17 pm
New Nassrau wrote:Hathradic States wrote:"Good luck getting in his pants," Church said, taking out a cigarette and offering one to Martina, "He's very stubborn about that whole celibacy thing."
She smiled awkwardly.
"I wasn't talking about that!"
She looked into Church's eyes.
"No, and stop! That's bad for you!"

by Eliasonia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:18 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Eliasonia wrote:"Happens" he said before returning his attention to Romeo.
"Hot? pfft, easy for you to say. You didn't have a demon lawyer show up and deposit a little Satan spawn into your possession." He said. "In fact, if I remember correctly, you were still a wee little baby when that happened. Which means either your father or mother told you, because I never told anyone. Hell, my own wife never even knew."
"My father did," Romeo said, "What happened to him, anyways?"
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:20 pm

by Saurisisia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:21 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Saurisisia wrote:
The Panzers rushed forward, firing off both HEAT and Sabot rounds at the enemy tanks who came out attacking the infantry. Those APCs equipped with AT missiles began firing them off while AT infantry did the same, firing missiles and rockets at the enemy vehicle while they and their comrades sought cover from the enemy shells. The artillery, meanwhile, began firing both at the enemy Challengers and any infantry in the vicinity, pinning them down and allowing the infantry and tanks to mop them up once the armor is gone.
From the south, a company of lancers, left over from seeming a thousand years ago, charged forth with lances and breastplates for armor, astride horses. On the front, the dug in infantry began to hold out the Reich's forces. More reinforcements were coming.
Hath phone Field Marshal Saur.

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:23 pm
Saurisisia wrote:Hathradic States wrote:From the south, a company of lancers, left over from seeming a thousand years ago, charged forth with lances and breastplates for armor, astride horses. On the front, the dug in infantry began to hold out the Reich's forces. More reinforcements were coming.
Hath phone Field Marshal Saur.
Saur's troops were somewhat surprised by the charge but promptly responded with automatic fire, while the tanks opened up with high-explosive rounds. All the while, the artillery kept on the pressure, pounding the dug-in Khanese infantry ever more in the hopes of wearing them down for when the army comes in to steamroll them. Saur himself was somewhat surprised by Hath phoning him, so he received the call wondering what was it he wanted to tell or ask him.

by Eliasonia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:23 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

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by Eliasonia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:27 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:28 pm

by New Nassrau » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:30 pm

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:32 pm

by New Nassrau » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:32 pm

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:35 pm

by Eliasonia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:40 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Eliasonia wrote:"At least we have blankets this time..." Eli began, grateful for the change in subject. "Well, two blankets..."
Romeo turned to the girl, but she was already asleep, so he threw a blanket over her.
"I am not cuddling with you," Romeo said, looking at the other blanket.
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:42 pm
Eliasonia wrote:Hathradic States wrote:Romeo turned to the girl, but she was already asleep, so he threw a blanket over her.
"I am not cuddling with you," Romeo said, looking at the other blanket.
Eli smirked and produced the tomahawk.
"You keep it." he said rising and making his way to a downed tree. He chopped off the limbs of the tree until he had a reasonable supply of wood. He set up the pile and stuffed some dried grass in between the gaps. He surveyed the area one final time before producing his lighter and a cigarette. He lit the grass and waited for it to catch before lighting the cigarette and inhaling deeply.

by New Nassrau » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:42 pm
Hathradic States wrote:
Church stood up, his submachinegun in his hand. Tucker, however, just rolled over, talking in his sleep, "No Caboose...you can't use my sword...no...get tight behind Tex...bow...chicka...wow....wow..."
"It sounded like a rifle," Church said, ignoring Tucker's ramblings.
Another shot rang out, this one a deeper report than the prior one.

by Hathradic States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:44 pm
New Nassrau wrote:Hathradic States wrote:Church stood up, his submachinegun in his hand. Tucker, however, just rolled over, talking in his sleep, "No Caboose...you can't use my sword...no...get tight behind Tex...bow...chicka...wow....wow..."
"It sounded like a rifle," Church said, ignoring Tucker's ramblings.
Another shot rang out, this one a deeper report than the prior one.
Martina stayed down, blushing after hearing Tucker.
"I doubt it is firing at us... I wonder what's going on?"

by Eliasonia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:47 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Eliasonia wrote:Eli smirked and produced the tomahawk.
"You keep it." he said rising and making his way to a downed tree. He chopped off the limbs of the tree until he had a reasonable supply of wood. He set up the pile and stuffed some dried grass in between the gaps. He surveyed the area one final time before producing his lighter and a cigarette. He lit the grass and waited for it to catch before lighting the cigarette and inhaling deeply.
"Let's give it to Vlad," Romeo said, "That way he can't say we don't love him."
Romeo lit up a cigarette, sticking his head in the flames.
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by New Nassrau » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:48 pm
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