Another Day, A New Reich

[Hathradic States]

"She'll do," Tucker said as he lied down next to Church, "So...you from around here, baby?"

"Fuck you, Tucker," Church said, snorting a bit.

"No thanks, you can't afford it. Hell, I can't even afford it," Tucker said.

Martina looked around outside and shivered... it was still cold. She decided to look down at her pistol. It was a Luger 1908 Pistole Parabellum. This was the gun of the... flamboyant guard. She looked back up and saw the cold environment ahead of her. Oh how she wished she could sleep.

"Martina," a voice called out, a high, shrill pitch, "I want my gun back."

[Hathradic States]

"Ericka...the Empress, is not my father's first wife," Vlad explained, deciding he might as well explain what's on his mind, "Nor the second, though his relationship with Unica was rather short. I will give him this much, he seems to be doing a better job with Ericka than my mother, or Unica. At least, they don't fight."

"Well..." She blushed, choosing her words before speaking, "That's good that he's uh, not fighting...I hope they uh, stay together a long time...Though you seem to have...less than...Nevermind..." She turned her eyes downward. "Tis none of my business."

"I like you, and you work for her, so it kinda is," Vlad said, grinning friendly like.

[New Nassrau]

Martina looked around outside and shivered... it was still cold. She decided to look down at her pistol. It was a Luger 1908 Pistole Parabellum. This was the gun of the... flamboyant guard. She looked back up and saw the cold environment ahead of her. Oh how she wished she could sleep.

"Martina," a voice called out, a high, shrill pitch, "I want my gun back."

She immediately looked up in fear.

WHAT? I thought he was...

"UHHH"

[Eliasonia]

"Right.... Okay.... Okay......" Eli began, slowly rising back to his feet. "Deep breaths, deep breaths...." he said, breathing slowly and heavily.
"YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HORSESHIT!!" he shouted, face turning a brilliant shade of crimson. "FUCKING PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!! GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!!" He screamed, grabbing his weapon and firing it into the air and into the underbrush. "I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING LUNGS OUT! AND I'M TURNING THE KID INTO A GODDAMN FUCKING HANDBAG!!!!"

Romeo tackled his uncle, knocking the gun out of his hand, "Chill the fuck out. You're not pregnant."

Eli lay there and hyperventilated for a bit, knowing that he needed to calm down.
"For everyone's sake" he finally breathed "You better be right."

[Hathradic States]

"Martina," a voice called out, a high, shrill pitch, "I want my gun back."

She immediately looked up in fear.

WHAT? I thought he was...

"UHHH"

"Hey, be quite," the voice said, "They make my ears hurt."

As the voice spoke, a pale, pink light materialized infront of Martian. It took the shape of the soldier, "Now, miss, I want my gun back. My boyfri...I mean, my coudsin gave it to me. Oh my God, He'll kill me if I don't give it back to him."

[Hathradic States]

Romeo tackled his uncle, knocking the gun out of his hand, "Chill the fuck out. You're not pregnant."

Eli lay there and hyperventilated for a bit, knowing that he needed to calm down.
"For everyone's sake" he finally breathed "You better be right."

"I normally am..." Romeo said, "If you miss your man period, we'll know somethigns wrong."

[New Nassrau]

She immediately looked up in fear.

WHAT? I thought he was...

"UHHH"

"Hey, be quite," the voice said, "They make my ears hurt."

As the voice spoke, a pale, pink light materialized infront of Martian. It took the shape of the soldier, "Now, miss, I want my gun back. My boyfri...I mean, my coudsin gave it to me. Oh my God, He'll kill me if I don't give it back to him."

"But... aren't you dead?"

She held the gun tight.

[Hathradic States]

"Hey, be quite," the voice said, "They make my ears hurt."

As the voice spoke, a pale, pink light materialized infront of Martian. It took the shape of the soldier, "Now, miss, I want my gun back. My boyfri...I mean, my coudsin gave it to me. Oh my God, He'll kill me if I don't give it back to him."

"But... aren't you dead?"

She held the gun tight.

"What? No, impossible," Private Donut said, "I can't be dead. Dead people are dead, not me."

He didn't know he was completely see through. And didn't have legs.

[Eliasonia]

Eli lay there and hyperventilated for a bit, knowing that he needed to calm down.
"For everyone's sake" he finally breathed "You better be right."

"I normally am..." Romeo said, "If you miss your man period, we'll know somethigns wrong."

"Wise ass" Eli said, pushing Romeo off of him and rising to his feet again.
He dusted himself off and looked at the girl again.
"Remember when I said 'If I told you we weren't crazy, I'd probably be lying'? Well..."

[Hathradic States]

"I normally am..." Romeo said, "If you miss your man period, we'll know somethigns wrong."

"Wise ass" Eli said, pushing Romeo off of him and rising to his feet again.
He dusted himself off and looked at the girl again.
"Remember when I said 'If I told you we weren't crazy, I'd probably be lying'? Well..."

"You guys..." the girl said, "I've met retards with less stupidity than you two."

"Thank you, ma'am," Romeo said, giving her a mocking salute, "Hey, Uncle Eli, ever noticed that something dramatic seems to happen every few minutes with us? The fuck is up with that?"

[New Nassrau]

"But... aren't you dead?"

She held the gun tight.

"What? No, impossible," Private Donut said, "I can't be dead. Dead people are dead, not me."

He didn't know he was completely see through. And didn't have legs.

Martina did the sign of the cross.

"Oh my... i'm sorry, you are."

[Tzarsgrad]

Sofia awoke on her cot, and sat up. She wiped off her mouth and kicked the bottles out of her way as she looked out to the landscape. She looked down around her to her babies; her six puppies. Or at least she saw them as puppies. They were her vicious puppies, bit they'd served their purposes of helping protect her. Not that she needed it, of course. She was excellent with a blade, and an even better shot. She grabbed her pistols off of the table and holstered them, and called for her favorite dog, Fluffy, a massive dog that was vicious and aggressive to everyone but her. She put her arms around his neck and hugged him, before they left. She decided it'd been too long since she raised some hell. As she left, Sofia grabbed a grenade launcher and holstered it across her back. She and Fluffy loaded into her motorbike and drove off, to see where they could do this, keeping in mind a local bar she'd heard of.

OOC: If anyone wants to RP with me, just dedicate part of your post to seeing Sofia or interacting with her. Please and thank you.

[Eliasonia]

"Wise ass" Eli said, pushing Romeo off of him and rising to his feet again.
He dusted himself off and looked at the girl again.
"Remember when I said 'If I told you we weren't crazy, I'd probably be lying'? Well..."

"You guys..." the girl said, "I've met retards with less stupidity than you two."

"Thank you, ma'am," Romeo said, giving her a mocking salute, "Hey, Uncle Eli, ever noticed that something dramatic seems to happen every few minutes with us? The fuck is up with that?"

"I'm flattered" Eli said. "My wife is- wasn't as understanding in these situations"
"Yeah, our lives just suck that bad I guess. Also, have you noticed that everything tries to fuck me? Like, remember that demon thing from a few years ago? It's like deja vu."

[Hathradic States]

"What? No, impossible," Private Donut said, "I can't be dead. Dead people are dead, not me."

He didn't know he was completely see through. And didn't have legs.

Martina did the sign of the cross.

"Oh my... i'm sorry, you are."

"no, I can't be dead," Donut said, before fading away again.

[New Nassrau]

Martina did the sign of the cross.

"Oh my... i'm sorry, you are."

"no, I can't be dead," Donut said, before fading away again.

Martina got up and stumbled inside the room and saw the two men laying down.

[Hathradic States]

Sofia awoke on her cot, and sat up. She wiped off her mouth and kicked the bottles out of her way as she looked out to the landscape. She looked down around her to her babies; her six puppies. Or at least she saw them as puppies. They were her vicious puppies, bit they'd served their purposes of helping protect her. Not that she needed it, of course. She was excellent with a blade, and an even better shot. She grabbed her pistols off of the table and holstered them, and called for her favorite dog, Fluffy, a massive dog that was vicious and aggressive to everyone but her. She put her arms around his neck and hugged him, before they left. She decided it'd been too long since she raised some hell. As she left, Sofia grabbed a grenade launcher and holstered it across her back. She and Fluffy loaded into her motorbike and drove off, to see where they could do this, keeping in mind a local bar she'd heard of.

OOC: If anyone wants to RP with me, just dedicate part of your post to seeing Sofia or interacting with her. Please and thank you.

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OOC: I would, but I RP with pretty much everybody...

[Hathradic States]

"You guys..." the girl said, "I've met retards with less stupidity than you two."

"Thank you, ma'am," Romeo said, giving her a mocking salute, "Hey, Uncle Eli, ever noticed that something dramatic seems to happen every few minutes with us? The fuck is up with that?"

"I'm flattered" Eli said. "My wife is- wasn't as understanding in these situations"
"Yeah, our lives just suck that bad I guess. Also, have you noticed that everything tries to fuck me? Like, remember that demon thing from a few years ago? It's like deja vu."

The girl blushed, and mumbled something under her breath.

"Yeah...I guess everything thinks you're sexy," Romeo said.

[Hathradic States]

"no, I can't be dead," Donut said, before fading away again.

Martina got up and stumbled inside the room and saw the two men laying down.

"Hey Martina," Church said, sitting up as Tucker slept, "What were you talking to out there?"

[Tzarsgrad]

Sofia awoke on her cot, and sat up. She wiped off her mouth and kicked the bottles out of her way as she looked out to the landscape. She looked down around her to her babies; her six puppies. Or at least she saw them as puppies. They were her vicious puppies, bit they'd served their purposes of helping protect her. Not that she needed it, of course. She was excellent with a blade, and an even better shot. She grabbed her pistols off of the table and holstered them, and called for her favorite dog, Fluffy, a massive dog that was vicious and aggressive to everyone but her. She put her arms around his neck and hugged him, before they left. She decided it'd been too long since she raised some hell. As she left, Sofia grabbed a grenade launcher and holstered it across her back. She and Fluffy loaded into her motorbike and drove off, to see where they could do this, keeping in mind a local bar she'd heard of.

OOC: If anyone wants to RP with me, just dedicate part of your post to seeing Sofia or interacting with her. Please and thank you.

(Image)

OOC: I would, but I RP with pretty much everybody...

OOC: More than fine, just wanted to extend the invite to everyone just in case.

Sofia parked her bike out front of the bar she'd thought of when she left her home. She called Fluffy out of the sidecar to come inside with her. Hopefully, the establishment wouldn't mind him coming in. She opened the doors and walked in, although it seemed everyone around her was occupied, in one way or another. She walked up to the bar, and took a seat on one of the stools, pondering what she might like.

[Eliasonia]

"I'm flattered" Eli said. "My wife is- wasn't as understanding in these situations"
"Yeah, our lives just suck that bad I guess. Also, have you noticed that everything tries to fuck me? Like, remember that demon thing from a few years ago? It's like deja vu."

The girl blushed, and mumbled something under her breath.

"Yeah...I guess everything thinks you're sexy," Romeo said.

"Yeah, all the wrong things." Eli said. "It's always the creepy reptilian mutant hellspawn instead of the hot stripper in the bunny outfit" he groaned.
"What was that?" Eli said, diverting his attention to the girl.

[New Nassrau]

Martina got up and stumbled inside the room and saw the two men laying down.

"Hey Martina," Church said, sitting up as Tucker slept, "What were you talking to out there?"

"Myself"

She said as she slowly sat down on the blanket between Tucker and Church. She smiled a little.

"How were you and Tucker... intimate?"

[Hathradic States]

The girl blushed, and mumbled something under her breath.

"Yeah...I guess everything thinks you're sexy," Romeo said.

"Yeah, all the wrong things." Eli said. "It's always the creepy reptilian mutant hellspawn instead of the hot stripper in the bunny outfit" he groaned.
"What was that?" Eli said, diverting his attention to the girl.

"Nothing," she said, "Just thinking out loud."

"Well, you had that one nurse...well, she turned out to be a demon, but she was a hot demon."

[Hathradic States]

"Hey Martina," Church said, sitting up as Tucker slept, "What were you talking to out there?"

"Myself"

She said as she slowly sat down on the blanket between Tucker and Church. She smiled a little.

"How were you and Tucker... intimate?"

Tucker mumbled under his breath, and rolled onto his back, his legs twitching slightly.

"Funny," Church said, "I don't go that way."

[New Nassrau]

"Myself"

She said as she slowly sat down on the blanket between Tucker and Church. She smiled a little.

"How were you and Tucker... intimate?"

Tucker mumbled under his breath, and rolled onto his back, his legs twitching slightly.

"Funny," Church said, "I don't go that way."

She laughed.

"Neither do I..."

She looked around trying to find small talk.

"He's not that bad when he's asleep, kinda cute."

[Tzarsgrad]

Sofia cracked her neck as she waited for a bartender that she had a sneaking feeling wasn't coming. She raised her gloved hand and flashed her powers out of her palms a bit. She had never been very strong with them, but she'd been able to do some basics. Telekenisis was her main skill. She pulled a pack of cigarettes from her shirt pocket and drew a matchbook from her pocket with her free hand. She lit the cigarette and inhaled deeply. She'd always loved smoking, although most told her it was 'unladylike'. It really didn't matter to her. After turning back and seeing no one serving drinks still, she slid over the bar, poured her own drink, and slammed the money on the table, then drank from the glass she picked (which, although cracked and with some dirt, was the cleanest one there).