Another Day, A New Reich

[Eliasonia]

"Robby Stuart's lucky I didn't use an oven to break his head while I fucked his sister." Eli said. "And yes I do, I got a 20 day suspension for that. Fucking Mrs. S."

"At least Coach made it so we both could still play," Hath said, "We would have sooo lost to Wilson High if we hadn't been in the game."

"Well, Max and Jason were both out for the year and Tony just flat out sucked." Eli said. "Remove those, and we probably would have smoked them real bad."

[Hathradic States]

"At least Coach made it so we both could still play," Hath said, "We would have sooo lost to Wilson High if we hadn't been in the game."

"Well, Max and Jason were both out for the year and Tony just flat out sucked." Eli said. "Remove those, and we probably would have smoked them real bad."

"Probably," Hath said, "I still remember when you smashed their defensive end flat. Pretty good for a wide receiver."

[Eliasonia]

"Well, Max and Jason were both out for the year and Tony just flat out sucked." Eli said. "Remove those, and we probably would have smoked them real bad."

"Probably," Hath said, "I still remember when you smashed their defensive end flat. Pretty good for a wide receiver."

"The hit after Ryan fumbled at the 5?" Eli said.

[Hathradic States]

"Probably," Hath said, "I still remember when you smashed their defensive end flat. Pretty good for a wide receiver."

"The hit after Ryan fumbled at the 5?" Eli said.

"Yeah, then you knock their guy down, knocked the ball where I could get it," Hath said, "And then I broke my ankle going for two like a dumbass after that."

[Eliasonia]

"The hit after Ryan fumbled at the 5?" Eli said.

"Yeah, then you knock their guy down, knocked the ball where I could get it," Hath said, "And then I broke my ankle going for two like a dumbass after that."

"Well why did you run right at their nose tackle?" Eli said. "What did you think was going to happen?"

[Hathradic States]

"Yeah, then you knock their guy down, knocked the ball where I could get it," Hath said, "And then I broke my ankle going for two like a dumbass after that."

"Well why did you run right at their nose tackle?" Eli said. "What did you think was going to happen?"

"I had been stoned since halftime, what did you expect?" Hath said, "Wait...that's right, you were busy under the bleachers whereas me and Mushet were getting stoned."

[Eliasonia]

"Well why did you run right at their nose tackle?" Eli said. "What did you think was going to happen?"

"I had been stoned since halftime, what did you expect?" Hath said, "Wait...that's right, you were busy under the bleachers whereas me and Mushet were getting stoned."

"Oh.... right...." Eli said. "Under the bleachers was the place to be though. Went for two and scored if you catch my drift..." he said, winking.

[Hathradic States]

"I had been stoned since halftime, what did you expect?" Hath said, "Wait...that's right, you were busy under the bleachers whereas me and Mushet were getting stoned."

"Oh.... right...." Eli said. "Under the bleachers was the place to be though. Went for two and scored if you catch my drift..." he said, winking.

"Didn't Michelle have the clap?" Hath asked, grinning as he did.

[Eliasonia]

"Oh.... right...." Eli said. "Under the bleachers was the place to be though. Went for two and scored if you catch my drift..." he said, winking.

"Didn't Michelle have the clap?" Hath asked, grinning as he did.

"Shut up. I didn't know that." Eli said. "At least Alli was clean. Michelle was the side chick anyway."

[Hathradic States]

"Didn't Michelle have the clap?" Hath asked, grinning as he did.

"Shut up. I didn't know that." Eli said. "At least Alli was clean. Michelle was the side chick anyway."

"Is that why you dropped the pass in the third?" Hath said, "Given, I didn't do much better. I went the wrong way when I got the hand off."

[Eliasonia]

"Shut up. I didn't know that." Eli said. "At least Alli was clean. Michelle was the side chick anyway."

"Is that why you dropped the pass in the third?" Hath said, "Given, I didn't do much better. I went the wrong way when I got the hand off."

"I just reacted late to that, pretty sure I was the tertiary option on that play. Wasn't expecting to be thrown to." Eli said.

"Don't feel too bad, remember what happened to Nick? Rushing up the middle on 3rd and 9 only to get blown up so hard by that linebacker he got knocked the fuck out? Now that was embarrassing Nobody ever let that poor kid live that one down"

[Hathradic States]

"Is that why you dropped the pass in the third?" Hath said, "Given, I didn't do much better. I went the wrong way when I got the hand off."

"I just reacted late to that, pretty sure I was the tertiary option on that play. Wasn't expecting to be thrown to." Eli said.

"Don't feel too bad, remember what happened to Nick? Rushing up the middle on 3rd and 9 only to get blown up so hard by that linebacker he got knocked the fuck out? Now that was embarrassing Nobody ever let that poor kid live that one down"

"I remember," Hath said, "I comforted his girlfriend after that. Hey, dude, do you remember when Cliff got his helmet knocked off on the kick return? I thought he was going to be crazy forever."

[Eliasonia]

"I just reacted late to that, pretty sure I was the tertiary option on that play. Wasn't expecting to be thrown to." Eli said.

"Don't feel too bad, remember what happened to Nick? Rushing up the middle on 3rd and 9 only to get blown up so hard by that linebacker he got knocked the fuck out? Now that was embarrassing Nobody ever let that poor kid live that one down"

"I remember," Hath said, "I comforted his girlfriend after that. Hey, dude, do you remember when Cliff got his helmet knocked off on the kick return? I thought he was going to be crazy forever."

"Didn't he peg the kid who did it with his helmet afterward and almost start a brawl?" Eli said.

[Hathradic States]

"I remember," Hath said, "I comforted his girlfriend after that. Hey, dude, do you remember when Cliff got his helmet knocked off on the kick return? I thought he was going to be crazy forever."

"Didn't he peg the kid who did it with his helmet afterward and almost start a brawl?" Eli said.

"Sounds about right," Hath said, "I heard he joined a band after highschool."

[Eliasonia]

"Didn't he peg the kid who did it with his helmet afterward and almost start a brawl?" Eli said.

"Sounds about right," Hath said, "I heard he joined a band after highschool."

"Did he?" Eli asked. "We never really got along well. Well, I didn't really get along well with most of the people on offense. I'd always hang with the kids on D." he said.

[Hathradic States]

"Sounds about right," Hath said, "I heard he joined a band after highschool."

"Did he?" Eli asked. "We never really got along well. Well, I didn't really get along well with most of the people on offense. I'd always hang with the kids on D." he said.

"Yeah...then he died in a bus crash," Hath said, "Rather sad, really. He rocked that bass like no other...um...present company excluded. And you hung out with me. I don't know what game you played, but running back is offense in the football I played."

[Eliasonia]

"Did he?" Eli asked. "We never really got along well. Well, I didn't really get along well with most of the people on offense. I'd always hang with the kids on D." he said.

"Yeah...then he died in a bus crash," Hath said, "Rather sad, really. He rocked that bass like no other...um...present company excluded. And you hung out with me. I don't know what game you played, but running back is offense in the football I played."

"You were the exception, most of the other kids I hung out with played on defense. We both played offense, you were a running back and I was a wide receiver." Eli said.
"That sucks to hear, how'd his Ma take it?"

[Hathradic States]

"Yeah...then he died in a bus crash," Hath said, "Rather sad, really. He rocked that bass like no other...um...present company excluded. And you hung out with me. I don't know what game you played, but running back is offense in the football I played."

"You were the exception, most of the other kids I hung out with played on defense. We both played offense, you were a running back and I was a wide receiver." Eli said.
"That sucks to hear, how'd his Ma take it?"

"I hung out more with the girls anyways," Hath said, "Hell, I remember freaking out when half of them ended up pregnant."

"Not too well, I think," Hath continued, "But his Pa took it better, I think."

[Eliasonia]

"You were the exception, most of the other kids I hung out with played on defense. We both played offense, you were a running back and I was a wide receiver." Eli said.
"That sucks to hear, how'd his Ma take it?"

"I hung out more with the girls anyways," Hath said, "Hell, I remember freaking out when half of them ended up pregnant."

"Not too well, I think," Hath continued, "But his Pa took it better, I think."

"At least none of them Maury Poviched you" Eli said, shaking his head. "Fucking Ashley was convinced I was her kid's dad.... nevermind the fact that we never did it in the first place. Everyone gave me the nastiest looks for weeks after that."

[Hathradic States]

"I hung out more with the girls anyways," Hath said, "Hell, I remember freaking out when half of them ended up pregnant."

"Not too well, I think," Hath continued, "But his Pa took it better, I think."

"At least none of them Maury Poviched you" Eli said, shaking his head. "Fucking Ashley was convinced I was her kid's dad.... nevermind the fact that we never did it in the first place. Everyone gave me the nastiest looks for weeks after that."

"I don't think she quite realized what made a girl pregnant," Hath said, "And nowhere near as bad as Sarah and Cherry with me...they were convinced I was the father til the babies came out looking Asian. How many threesomes did those two do?"

[Eliasonia]

"At least none of them Maury Poviched you" Eli said, shaking his head. "Fucking Ashley was convinced I was her kid's dad.... nevermind the fact that we never did it in the first place. Everyone gave me the nastiest looks for weeks after that."

"I don't think she quite realized what made a girl pregnant," Hath said, "And nowhere near as bad as Sarah and Cherry with me...they were convinced I was the father til the babies came out looking Asian. How many threesomes did those two do?"

"I heard more about Cherry than Sarah." Eli said. "All I remember about Sarah was how Natasha and Cali put that vid of her and Alex doing it up in the commons after school up on the internet. And how Alex wanted to fight me after that because Cali told him it was my idea."

[Hathradic States]

"I don't think she quite realized what made a girl pregnant," Hath said, "And nowhere near as bad as Sarah and Cherry with me...they were convinced I was the father til the babies came out looking Asian. How many threesomes did those two do?"

"I heard more about Cherry than Sarah." Eli said. "All I remember about Sarah was how Natasha and Cali put that vid of her and Alex doing it up in the commons after school up on the internet. And how Alex wanted to fight me after that because Cali told him it was my idea."

"I remember that," Hath said, "That was my idea...it was kinda funny. At the time."

[Verbluffen III]

The doctor finally made it to the arch, just to find a sleeping dragon in front. "Perfect. Better change." He switches into his other form, then sneaks pas the sleeping dragon. "Close. Now to get through this arch...."

[Erickan]

"That fucking hurt, jesus!" Eli said, more arrows sticking into the massive dent that now graced the front of his shield.

"It hurt me, too," Hath said, "And I didn't even get hit."

Ericka nodded, and unscrewed the lid. She turned it upside down, and Kai dropped into her hand. The mouse chomped her finger. "Ow. Little bitch." The Empress was about to squish her, but then simply set her on the ground.

Vlad reached down with his staff and tapped the mouse. His staff flared blue, and then the blue spread to the mouse's eyes.

"Whoa." Ericka said between finishing off her bowl.

Kai shuddered as Vlad took control.

[Verbluffen III]

After passing the SECOND dragon, the doctor passes through the arch. It amazed him what was on the other side. "Oh lord. Where the hell am I?" He thought to himself.