Another Day, A New Reich

[Hathradic States]

"Seems appropriate," Hath said, "Hey, look, the enemy is retreating."

"Doesn't it?" Eli said.
"I like it when they run. Makes me feel important"

"It's because we are vicious as hell, evidently," Hath said, "Come on, let's run them down. Then I gotta pee soooo badly."

[Eliasonia]

"Doesn't it?" Eli said.
"I like it when they run. Makes me feel important"

"It's because we are vicious as hell, evidently," Hath said, "Come on, let's run them down. Then I gotta pee soooo badly."

"Lets do it." Eli said. "And good luck with that, hope it all comes out okay."

[Hathradic States]

"It's because we are vicious as hell, evidently," Hath said, "Come on, let's run them down. Then I gotta pee soooo badly."

"Lets do it." Eli said. "And good luck with that, hope it all comes out okay."

"Dude, I've been holding it in since the giant bird," Hath said as he charged at the retreating enemy.

[Eliasonia]

"Lets do it." Eli said. "And good luck with that, hope it all comes out okay."

"Dude, I've been holding it in since the giant bird," Hath said as he charged at the retreating enemy.

"What giant bird?" Eli said, following in pursuit, finishing off any stragglers he came across.

[Hathradic States]

"Dude, I've been holding it in since the giant bird," Hath said as he charged at the retreating enemy.

"What giant bird?" Eli said, following in pursuit, finishing off any stragglers he came across.

"The one that kept talking to us, but saying different things," Hath said.

[Eliasonia]

"What giant bird?" Eli said, following in pursuit, finishing off any stragglers he came across.

"The one that kept talking to us, but saying different things," Hath said.

"Oh Big bird" eli said.
"That thing was a dick..."

[Hathradic States]

"The one that kept talking to us, but saying different things," Hath said.

"Oh Big bird" eli said.
"That thing was a dick..."

"Or he knew something we didn't," Hath said.

[Eliasonia]

"Oh Big bird" eli said.
"That thing was a dick..."

"Or he knew something we didn't," Hath said.

"knowing things that others don't is usually what turns people into dicks." Eli said.

[Hathradic States]

"Or he knew something we didn't," Hath said.

"knowing things that others don't is usually what turns people into dicks." Eli said.

"Kinda like me, no?" Hath said, his lizard-horse halting when he pulled the reins on it.

[Eliasonia]

"knowing things that others don't is usually what turns people into dicks." Eli said.

"Kinda like me, no?" Hath said, his lizard-horse halting when he pulled the reins on it.

"I said usually" Eli said. "Although, if you ask others their opinion...." he said.

[Hathradic States]

"Kinda like me, no?" Hath said, his lizard-horse halting when he pulled the reins on it.

"I said usually" Eli said. "Although, if you ask others their opinion...." he said.

"Pick a wife," Hath said, "Any of them. They'd all agreed."

[Eliasonia]

"I said usually" Eli said. "Although, if you ask others their opinion...." he said.

"Pick a wife," Hath said, "Any of them. They'd all agreed."

"Hahaha" Eli laughed. "I'm sorry, but the truth from this statement is too much"

[Hathradic States]

"Pick a wife," Hath said, "Any of them. They'd all agreed."

"Hahaha" Eli laughed. "I'm sorry, but the truth from this statement is too much"

"Very true," Hath said as the imps kept running away, "At least Ericka isn't bad, most of the time."

[Eliasonia]

"Hahaha" Eli laughed. "I'm sorry, but the truth from this statement is too much"

"Very true," Hath said as the imps kept running away, "At least Ericka isn't bad, most of the time."

"I sense a tension there too even." Eli said. "Albeit, nowhere near as much of a tension as with the others. Be thankful for that."

[Hathradic States]

"Very true," Hath said as the imps kept running away, "At least Ericka isn't bad, most of the time."

"I sense a tension there too even." Eli said. "Albeit, nowhere near as much of a tension as with the others. Be thankful for that."

"Well, I'm busy a lot more than I was at the beginning of the marriage," Hath said, "But at least I know she isn't going out on me like either of my ex's."

[Eliasonia]

"I sense a tension there too even." Eli said. "Albeit, nowhere near as much of a tension as with the others. Be thankful for that."

"Well, I'm busy a lot more than I was at the beginning of the marriage," Hath said, "But at least I know she isn't going out on me like either of my ex's."

"That's all that counts right?" Eli said, riding up to Hath's side. "As for being busy, nothing much you can do about that. Shit happens sometimes. And when shit happens, shit needs to be dealt with. Both of you should know that by now."

[Hathradic States]

"Well, I'm busy a lot more than I was at the beginning of the marriage," Hath said, "But at least I know she isn't going out on me like either of my ex's."

"That's all that counts right?" Eli said, riding up to Hath's side. "As for being busy, nothing much you can do about that. Shit happens sometimes. And when shit happens, shit needs to be dealt with. Both of you should know that by now."

"Well, I think she just doesn't want to admit it," Hath said, "Before I re-took over, I spent a lot of time with her."

[Eliasonia]

"That's all that counts right?" Eli said, riding up to Hath's side. "As for being busy, nothing much you can do about that. Shit happens sometimes. And when shit happens, shit needs to be dealt with. Both of you should know that by now."

"Well, I think she just doesn't want to admit it," Hath said, "Before I re-took over, I spent a lot of time with her."

"You should still spend a lot of time with her." Eli said. "Let the generals worry about military planning, let me worry about the castle grounds, insurance payments, and tax filings. Not worrying about the little things opens up a lot more time to spend with each other. And hey, if the shit hits the fan real hard one day, like for example today, take her with you. She seems like she's got some game, she's certainly got fire."

[Hathradic States]

"Well, I think she just doesn't want to admit it," Hath said, "Before I re-took over, I spent a lot of time with her."

"You should still spend a lot of time with her." Eli said. "Let the generals worry about military planning, let me worry about the castle grounds, insurance payments, and tax filings. Not worrying about the little things opens up a lot more time to spend with each other. And hey, if the shit hits the fan real hard one day, like for example today, take her with you. She seems like she's got some game, she's certainly got fire."

"I try to avoid letting my wife see me in a psychopathic rage," Hath said.

[Eliasonia]

"You should still spend a lot of time with her." Eli said. "Let the generals worry about military planning, let me worry about the castle grounds, insurance payments, and tax filings. Not worrying about the little things opens up a lot more time to spend with each other. And hey, if the shit hits the fan real hard one day, like for example today, take her with you. She seems like she's got some game, she's certainly got fire."

"I try to avoid letting my wife see me in a psychopathic rage," Hath said.

"Hey, you never know. Some chicks dig that sort of thing.... I would know." Eli said.

[Hathradic States]

"I try to avoid letting my wife see me in a psychopathic rage," Hath said.

"Hey, you never know. Some chicks dig that sort of thing.... I would know." Eli said.

"You have a point there," Hath said.

[Eliasonia]

"Hey, you never know. Some chicks dig that sort of thing.... I would know." Eli said.

"You have a point there," Hath said.

"Remember, my nickname in High School was "Dr Sexylovin' McMuffin" So I think I know what I'm talking about..." Eli said.

"Wait, or was I the one who won "Most likely to end up marrying a kitchen appliance"?"

[Hathradic States]

"You have a point there," Hath said.

"Remember, my nickname in High School was "Dr Sexylovin' McMuffin" So I think I know what I'm talking about..." Eli said.

"Wait, or was I the one who won "Most likely to end up marrying a kitchen appliance"?"

"It was the latter," Hath said, "Remember, because Robby Stuart kept trying to make you fuck an oven. And, remember when we used his head to break a toilet?"

[Eliasonia]

"Remember, my nickname in High School was "Dr Sexylovin' McMuffin" So I think I know what I'm talking about..." Eli said.

"Wait, or was I the one who won "Most likely to end up marrying a kitchen appliance"?"

"It was the latter," Hath said, "Remember, because Robby Stuart kept trying to make you fuck an oven. And, remember when we used his head to break a toilet?"

"Robby Stuart's lucky I didn't use an oven to break his head while I fucked his sister." Eli said. "And yes I do, I got a 20 day suspension for that. Fucking Mrs. S."

[Hathradic States]

"It was the latter," Hath said, "Remember, because Robby Stuart kept trying to make you fuck an oven. And, remember when we used his head to break a toilet?"

"Robby Stuart's lucky I didn't use an oven to break his head while I fucked his sister." Eli said. "And yes I do, I got a 20 day suspension for that. Fucking Mrs. S."

"At least Coach made it so we both could still play," Hath said, "We would have sooo lost to Wilson High if we hadn't been in the game."