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by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:01 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Neo Arcad » Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:43 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:43 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Neo Arcad » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:56 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:58 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by AETEN II » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:08 am
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:12 am

by Hetland 2 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:17 am
AETEN II wrote:Called кальмар by the Russians who first met them, or Calmar by humans who speak English, Calmar are an extra-solar race of Cephalopod-like aliens hailing from an unknown planet from another arm of the galaxy. What they call themselves is unknown, as their language consists of colors, not sounds. Even if a human wanted to know what colors it consisted of, the Calmar would scoff, as their names typically involve the ultraviolet spectrum and couldn't even be seen by the human observing. So humans consider them mysterious, and by all means they are- even the Galactic Council knows little of them- they're not members. Molls come from far outside the Orion Arm, on the opposite side of the galaxy completely, riding on the very edge of it as well. Thus, knowledge of them is scant. All that is known is that Molls are born engineers, which isn't surprising given the fact they're effectively space squid. Their technology is advanced, and certainly is greater than that of humanity's. It is no surprise then, that despite the incredible distance, Moll merchant ships have been conducting trade missions with humans, especially Russia and China. Despite this, Molls are still rare sights, and thus most humans don't even know they exist.
Also, as far as biology goes, Molls are devoid of bones, and are creatures of pure muscle, coated in a thick, leathery skin that can stand up to the void of space for short periods of time. However, they are weak to radiation burns, and thus avoid extra-vehicular activities in space when possible. They also are vulnerable to punches, as they lack bones to protect their organs. While their thick muscles do protect them, and their brains are covered in a protective second layer of skin, they don't take kindly to physical violence. Also, due to their inability to speak verbally, it's common to see them wearing a large collar that loops around their neck and bulbous back that picks up on brain waves, and translates it to speech. The drawback is that they don't need to breathe like humans.
Nation Name: Derp
Name: You couldn't pronounce it, it's a series of colors. A Welshman took to calling him 'Wyrdd' as green was the first color of his 'name', and so 'Wyrdd' has stuck with 'Wyrdd' when not dealing with other creatures who base their languages on colors. However, unlike what some humans would like to believe, he does not consider 'Squid' to be a proper nickname or callsign.
Age: Unknown. Probably old.
Gender: Male
Nationality: Let's just call it 'Violet'. And not the seven colors following it, some of which humans don't even know exist.
From (optional): Some god-forsaken water-world in the outer rim of the galaxy.
Species: 'Calamar'. Pray he, or any other of his race learns what this sounds similar to.
Appearance/Pic: Like this when 'naked', except his colors change randomly. Armor.
Job: Sapper
Magic Type and range: Possibly Alpha, but doesn't know it.
Number of magic arms (If Type-A): 2
Blade form (If Type-B): N/A
Ancestral Spirit (You can make one up): Some ancient space-mollusk with another one of those bastard color names.
Weapons (optional): Has wrist plasma blasters on each arm. (they can also emit a short, continuous stream of plasma for cutting or welding) Not to mention his armor counts as well, as it's home to numerous lethal blades that could easily gut a human. He also carries a sack of ten or so plasma charges (short cylinders with a magnetic clamp on the bottom), a 'Hycin' Plasma Assault Rifle, and most important of all, his anti-vehicle plasma cannon. Depending on the mission, he may ditch his charges or plasma cannon in favor of carrying extra ammunition for himself and everyone else. Because running out of ammo sucks.
Height (optional): 9 feet long, 3 feet tall (when crawling/sliding). 8 feet tall in power armor.
Weight (optional): 150 lb. Some ungodly amount in power armor.
Likes (optional): Water, Zero-G environments, classical music, human mythology of old, calculated explosions that pay off, blowing up enemy hardware, the Kraken, and fellow Calamar.
Dislikes (optional): Calamari, Japanese tentacle monsters,
Named attacks (optional):
Biography:
I'll start the biography tomorrow.
RP Sample:
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by AETEN II » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:23 am
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:24 am

by Olthar » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:28 am
Hetland 2 wrote:AETEN II wrote:Called кальмар by the Russians who first met them, or Calmar by humans who speak English, Calmar are an extra-solar race of Cephalopod-like aliens hailing from an unknown planet from another arm of the galaxy. What they call themselves is unknown, as their language consists of colors, not sounds. Even if a human wanted to know what colors it consisted of, the Calmar would scoff, as their names typically involve the ultraviolet spectrum and couldn't even be seen by the human observing. So humans consider them mysterious, and by all means they are- even the Galactic Council knows little of them- they're not members. Molls come from far outside the Orion Arm, on the opposite side of the galaxy completely, riding on the very edge of it as well. Thus, knowledge of them is scant. All that is known is that Molls are born engineers, which isn't surprising given the fact they're effectively space squid. Their technology is advanced, and certainly is greater than that of humanity's. It is no surprise then, that despite the incredible distance, Moll merchant ships have been conducting trade missions with humans, especially Russia and China. Despite this, Molls are still rare sights, and thus most humans don't even know they exist.
Also, as far as biology goes, Molls are devoid of bones, and are creatures of pure muscle, coated in a thick, leathery skin that can stand up to the void of space for short periods of time. However, they are weak to radiation burns, and thus avoid extra-vehicular activities in space when possible. They also are vulnerable to punches, as they lack bones to protect their organs. While their thick muscles do protect them, and their brains are covered in a protective second layer of skin, they don't take kindly to physical violence. Also, due to their inability to speak verbally, it's common to see them wearing a large collar that loops around their neck and bulbous back that picks up on brain waves, and translates it to speech. The drawback is that they don't need to breathe like humans.
Nation Name: Derp
Name: You couldn't pronounce it, it's a series of colors. A Welshman took to calling him 'Wyrdd' as green was the first color of his 'name', and so 'Wyrdd' has stuck with 'Wyrdd' when not dealing with other creatures who base their languages on colors. However, unlike what some humans would like to believe, he does not consider 'Squid' to be a proper nickname or callsign.
Age: Unknown. Probably old.
Gender: Male
Nationality: Let's just call it 'Violet'. And not the seven colors following it, some of which humans don't even know exist.
From (optional): Some god-forsaken water-world in the outer rim of the galaxy.
Species: 'Calamar'. Pray he, or any other of his race learns what this sounds similar to.
Appearance/Pic: Like this when 'naked', except his colors change randomly. Armor.
Job: Sapper
Magic Type and range: Possibly Alpha, but doesn't know it.
Number of magic arms (If Type-A): 2
Blade form (If Type-B): N/A
Ancestral Spirit (You can make one up): Some ancient space-mollusk with another one of those bastard color names.
Weapons (optional): Has wrist plasma blasters on each arm. (they can also emit a short, continuous stream of plasma for cutting or welding) Not to mention his armor counts as well, as it's home to numerous lethal blades that could easily gut a human. He also carries a sack of ten or so plasma charges (short cylinders with a magnetic clamp on the bottom), a 'Hycin' Plasma Assault Rifle, and most important of all, his anti-vehicle plasma cannon. Depending on the mission, he may ditch his charges or plasma cannon in favor of carrying extra ammunition for himself and everyone else. Because running out of ammo sucks.
Height (optional): 9 feet long, 3 feet tall (when crawling/sliding). 8 feet tall in power armor.
Weight (optional): 150 lb. Some ungodly amount in power armor.
Likes (optional): Water, Zero-G environments, classical music, human mythology of old, calculated explosions that pay off, blowing up enemy hardware, the Kraken, and fellow Calamar.
Dislikes (optional): Calamari, Japanese tentacle monsters,
Named attacks (optional):
Biography:
I'll start the biography tomorrow.
RP Sample:
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I'm shocked. Genuinely shocked. This seems like a character others could genuinely get along with. Kudos AETEN. I'm being completely honest. Kudos.

by Hetland 2 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:30 am
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Olthar » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:34 am
Hetland 2 wrote:Olthar wrote:We don't know the thing's personality, so it's entirely possible that you could be proven incorrect.
The emphasis was on the bolded, underlined and italicized word. Just sayin'.
Plus, I'm feeling generous. I want to give him the benefit of the doubt before I cast my final judgement.

by Hetland 2 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:35 am
Olthar wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:The emphasis was on the bolded, underlined and italicized word. Just sayin'.
Plus, I'm feeling generous. I want to give him the benefit of the doubt before I cast my final judgement.
I'm simply reserving comment one way or the other until I know enough to actually comment on. *nods*
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Rupudska » Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:09 am
AETEN II wrote: Nation Name: Derp
Name: You couldn't pronounce it, it's a series of colors. A Welshman took to calling him 'Wyrdd' as green was the first color of his 'name', and so 'Wyrdd' has stuck with 'Wyrdd' when not dealing with other creatures who base their languages on colors. However, unlike what some humans would like to believe, he does not consider 'Squid' to be a proper nickname or callsign.
Age: Unknown. Probably old.
Gender: Male
Nationality: Let's just call it 'Violet'. And not the seven colors following it, some of which humans don't even know exist.
From (optional): Some god-forsaken water-world in the outer rim of the galaxy.
Species: 'Calamar'. Pray he, or any other of his race learns what this sounds similar to.
Appearance/Pic: Like this when 'naked', except his colors change randomly. Armor.
Job:SpahSapper
Magic Type and range: Possibly Alpha, but doesn't know it.
Number of magic arms (If Type-A): 2
Blade form (If Type-B): N/A
Ancestral Spirit (You can make one up): Some ancient space-mollusk with another one of those bastard color names.
Weapons (optional): Has wrist plasma blasters on each arm. (they can also emit a short, continuous stream of plasma for cutting or welding) Not to mention his armor counts as well, as it's home to numerous lethal blades that could easily gut a human. He also carries a sack of ten or so plasma charges (short cylinders with a magnetic clamp on the bottom), a 'Hycin' Plasma Assault Rifle, and most important of all, his anti-vehicle plasma cannon. Depending on the mission, he may ditch his charges or plasma cannon in favor of carrying extra ammunition for himself and everyone else. Because running out of ammo sucks.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Neo Arcad » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:20 am
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Malshan » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:05 am
Rupudska wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
You catch on quick. That's why I like you. :)
I'm kidding of course you aren't a thing. You're a person.
Dude, don't insult the werefurry.
Rupudska wrote:RP Sample: Let me in, or we take another third of Mexico.
Rupudska wrote:You're NS's Wolfman, therefore your argument is negated due to bias.
"Sarcasm works so much better when you can look down your fire-breathing nose at someone." -Callistan Sairias

by Olthar » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:05 am

by Neo Arcad » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:24 am
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Olthar » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:26 am

by Neo Arcad » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:57 am
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Olthar » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:58 am

by Constaniana » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:58 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Olthar » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:00 am
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