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by Rupudska » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:34 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Rupudska » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:24 am
Agritum wrote:I will post my Victoria 2 map of the world later today.
Let's just say that I went a little crazy with the CSA...
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Agritum » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:30 am

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:31 am
Agritum wrote:Rupudska wrote:All righty then.
I can just say that the Civil War ended in a spectacularly hilarious way: the CSA starts refusing to ship cotton to Europe, unless someone recognizes their secession. The UK gets batshit and invades the USA via Canada, since Brits love cotton. The 2nd American Indipendence war starts.
Union troops quickly are shuffled to the northern border to deal with the invasion, giving a massive Confederate army led by Jackson the opportunity to enter DC via Virginia and take Washington.
The Union accepts the Confederation's winning conditions, which are, well, acknowleding their secession, then proceeds to overrun the British armies in Canada and win the 2nd Indipendence war.
Wuzzis?we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Agritum » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:47 am
Hetland 2 wrote:Agritum wrote:I can just say that the Civil War ended in a spectacularly hilarious way: the CSA starts refusing to ship cotton to Europe, unless someone recognizes their secession. The UK gets batshit and invades the USA via Canada, since Brits love cotton. The 2nd American Indipendence war starts.
Union troops quickly are shuffled to the northern border to deal with the invasion, giving a massive Confederate army led by Jackson the opportunity to enter DC via Virginia and take Washington.
The Union accepts the Confederation's winning conditions, which are, well, acknowleding their secession, then proceeds to overrun the British armies in Canada and win the 2nd Indipendence war.
Wuzzis?

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:48 am
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Constaniana » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:55 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Rupudska » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:19 am
Agritum wrote:Rupudska wrote:All righty then.
I can just say that the Civil War ended in a spectacularly hilarious way: the CSA starts refusing to ship cotton to Europe, unless someone recognizes their secession. The UK gets batshit and invades the USA via Canada, since Brits love cotton. The 2nd American Indipendence war starts.
Union troops quickly are shuffled to the northern border to deal with the invasion, giving a massive Confederate army led by Jackson the opportunity to enter DC via Virginia and take Washington.
The Union accepts the Confederation's winning conditions, which are, well, acknowleding their secession, then proceeds to overrun the British armies in Canada and win the 2nd Indipendence war.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by Agritum » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:26 am
Rupudska wrote:Agritum wrote:I can just say that the Civil War ended in a spectacularly hilarious way: the CSA starts refusing to ship cotton to Europe, unless someone recognizes their secession. The UK gets batshit and invades the USA via Canada, since Brits love cotton. The 2nd American Indipendence war starts.
Union troops quickly are shuffled to the northern border to deal with the invasion, giving a massive Confederate army led by Jackson the opportunity to enter DC via Virginia and take Washington.
The Union accepts the Confederation's winning conditions, which are, well, acknowleding their secession, then proceeds to overrun the British armies in Canada and win the 2nd Indipendence war.
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Now that's funny.

by AETEN II » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:50 am
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Agritum » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:51 am
AETEN II wrote:Agritum wrote:Thank the USA AI for derping to absurd levels. Seems like Michigan is much more important strategically than DC. Especially if DC is surrounded by Confederate troops.
I wish part of my nation in Civilization V would just DARE to secede. I just want to see those punks trying to take on an army that when fielded, spans a continent.

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:28 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Grand Europa » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:36 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:IJ, We're preparing to enter battle. Isn't it a little... risky, for a gunnery officer to leave her post. When we're about to go into battle.
Giovenith wrote:The BranRiech wrote:
*Is slowly dying*
This is where I say I love you . . . But I don't, I really don't!
"IJ... there's something... I have to tell you..."
"Yes Bran?"
"It's... something I kept secret, all this time... I was... so afraid of hurting you..."
"Oh Bran, you could never hurt me! Tell me!"
"I..."
"Yes...?!"
"... Used your toothbrush to clean the toilet... *dies*"

by Grand Europa » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:56 pm
Giovenith wrote:The BranRiech wrote:
*Is slowly dying*
This is where I say I love you . . . But I don't, I really don't!
"IJ... there's something... I have to tell you..."
"Yes Bran?"
"It's... something I kept secret, all this time... I was... so afraid of hurting you..."
"Oh Bran, you could never hurt me! Tell me!"
"I..."
"Yes...?!"
"... Used your toothbrush to clean the toilet... *dies*"

by Konariona » Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:18 pm
Grand Europa wrote:Edited Accordingly.

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:31 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Olthar » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:34 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:The more I post for Miyouko the worse I feel...


by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:37 pm
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Olthar » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:43 pm

by Grand Europa » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:47 pm

Giovenith wrote:The BranRiech wrote:
*Is slowly dying*
This is where I say I love you . . . But I don't, I really don't!
"IJ... there's something... I have to tell you..."
"Yes Bran?"
"It's... something I kept secret, all this time... I was... so afraid of hurting you..."
"Oh Bran, you could never hurt me! Tell me!"
"I..."
"Yes...?!"
"... Used your toothbrush to clean the toilet... *dies*"

by Hetland 2 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:51 pm
Grand Europa wrote:If it's any consolation Het I'm alone too. Difference is I cope.
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.

by Constaniana » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:53 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Neo Arcad » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:57 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
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