Europa Universalis: New World (Alternate Earth: OOC/Open)

[Parhe]

Are signups still open for this RP?

In the event that they are, what are my choices for nations? Is it preferred that I make my own or would you rather me come in as a former NPC?

Either is acceptable. I personally feel some more native American nations will be nice.

[Bering]

Maybe just a tad, but when you claim to be a god, nothing is really overboard anymore is it?

Pretty much. God, I'm like the African version of China now. ALL MUST KOWTOW BEFORE ME!

seems reasonable

[Bering]

Are signups still open for this RP?

In the event that they are, what are my choices for nations? Is it preferred that I make my own or would you rather me come in as a former NPC?

You must join the fight against the European devils!

or join the new peaceful Europeans against your long time enemies and receive their help in crushing your age old foes!

[Mondrova]

Pretty much. God, I'm like the African version of China now. ALL MUST KOWTOW BEFORE ME!

seems reasonable

I feel the incredible need to have both my leader and China's meet. I imagine the entire conversation will be the two of them demanding that the other kowtow and respect the other, with neither side doing either.

[Mondrova]

You must join the fight against the European devils!

or join the new peaceful Europeans against your long time enemies and receive their help in crushing your age old foes!

Be Australia, conquer the world with Aborigines.

[Bering]

seems reasonable

I feel the incredible need to have both my leader and China's meet. I imagine the entire conversation will be the two of them demanding that the other kowtow and respect the other, with neither side doing either.

yes, that would be incredibly hilarious

[Bering]

or join the new peaceful Europeans against your long time enemies and receive their help in crushing your age old foes!

Be Australia, conquer the world with Aborigines.

and their Kangaroo Shock Troops

[Mondrova]

Be Australia, conquer the world with Aborigines.

and their Kangaroo Shock Troops

and their boomerangs of death!

I feel the incredible need to have both my leader and China's meet. I imagine the entire conversation will be the two of them demanding that the other kowtow and respect the other, with neither side doing either.

yes, that would be incredibly hilarious

I must make this happen.

[Bering]

and their Kangaroo Shock Troops

and their boomerangs of death!

yes, that would be incredibly hilarious

I must make this happen.

I volunteer to ferry you to deal with your "rebellious eastern subjects" oh mighty God-Empeor

[Parhe]

Maybe just a tad, but when you claim to be a god, nothing is really overboard anymore is it?

Pretty much. God, I'm like the African version of China now. ALL MUST KOWTOW BEFORE ME!

China must fall >:D

Thougg as long as my population remains half of his I will feel comfortable.

[Mondrova]

and their boomerangs of death!



I must make this happen.

I volunteer to ferry you to deal with your "rebellious eastern subjects" oh mighty God-Empeor

You are accepted, though be warned, should you lie to the God-Emperor of Mankind, you shall be the play thing of Manzo for ten thousands years.

Manzo by the way is an huge hairy dog who, when not acting as messenger for the great spirits, is devouring souls.

[Mondrova]

Pretty much. God, I'm like the African version of China now. ALL MUST KOWTOW BEFORE ME!

China must fall >:D

Thougg as long as my population remains half of his I will feel comfortable.

All shall prostrate themselves before the God-Emperor of Mankind!

[Bering]

I volunteer to ferry you to deal with your "rebellious eastern subjects" oh mighty God-Empeor

You are accepted, though be warned, should you lie to the God-Emperor of Mankind, you shall be the play thing of Manzo for ten thousands years.

Manzo by the way is an huge hairy dog who, when not acting as messenger for the great spirits, is devouring souls.

sounds frightening

So I all divert five of my great ships to ferry you and a group of your warriors to this far off land to deal with this man and show him who the true leader of the world is!

[Mondrova]

You are accepted, though be warned, should you lie to the God-Emperor of Mankind, you shall be the play thing of Manzo for ten thousands years.

Manzo by the way is an huge hairy dog who, when not acting as messenger for the great spirits, is devouring souls.

sounds frightening

So I all divert five of my great ships to ferry you and a group of your warriors to this far off land to deal with this man and show him who the true leader of the world is!

Nay, he shall come before me and face his superior!

To be honest, I'm wondering how this new religious policy of mine will pan out. I imagine if someone takes some land I want in a colony, I'll just claim all the land anyway, because the God-Emperor of Mankind said so.

[Bering]

sounds frightening

So I all divert five of my great ships to ferry you and a group of your warriors to this far off land to deal with this man and show him who the true leader of the world is!

Nay, he shall come before me and face his superior!

To be honest, I'm wondering how this new religious policy of mine will pan out. I imagine if someone takes some land I want in a colony, I'll just claim all the land anyway, because the God-Emperor of Mankind said so.

Very well

and once more seems Reasonable , after all, all the land on the planet is rightfully yours,

[Mondrova]

Nay, he shall come before me and face his superior!

To be honest, I'm wondering how this new religious policy of mine will pan out. I imagine if someone takes some land I want in a colony, I'll just claim all the land anyway, because the God-Emperor of Mankind said so.

Very well

and once more seems Reasonable , after all, all the land on the planet is rightfully yours,

I can imagine it now. Basically just fuck you guys, my religion says so.

[Bering]

okay guys,
Parhe and I, have been discussing how no one is using dates which makes keeping track of the passage of time somewhat difficult, does anyone have any idea how to solve this?
Should we implement dates? and if yes how so?
Just judge the passage of time based on our own perception of how events are going?

[Bering]

Very well

and once more seems Reasonable , after all, all the land on the planet is rightfully yours,

I can imagine it now. Basically just fuck you guys, my religion says so.

sounds like every religion,

[Mondrova]

I can imagine it now. Basically just fuck you guys, my religion says so.

sounds like every religion,

Yeah, though my god will be there enforcing the "fuck you", though to be fair, he isn't the top god, just the God of Mankind. He is a modest man you know.

[Bering]

sounds like every religion,

Yeah, though my god will be there enforcing the "fuck you", though to be fair, he isn't the top god, just the God of Mankind. He is a modest man you know.

very modest
wait, China is out of reach, but Rome is just across the sea...

[Mondrova]

Yeah, though my god will be there enforcing the "fuck you", though to be fair, he isn't the top god, just the God of Mankind. He is a modest man you know.

very modest
wait, China is out of reach, but Rome is just across the sea...

I can't wait to see the pope's face when I call him a heretic.

[Bering]

very modest
wait, China is out of reach, but Rome is just across the sea...

I can't wait to see the pope's face when I call him a heretic.

Probably something like.... HERESY! GET THE INQUISITION!

[Mondrova]

I can't wait to see the pope's face when I call him a heretic.

Probably something like.... HERESY! GET THE INQUISITION!

Upon which the Emperor hall respond. HERESY! BRING ME HIS HEART!

And so the story begins.

[Bering]

Probably something like.... HERESY! GET THE INQUISITION!

Upon which the Emperor hall respond. HERESY! BRING ME HIS HEART!

And so the story begins.

I think you Hilarity ensures

[Mondrova]

Upon which the Emperor hall respond. HERESY! BRING ME HIS HEART!

And so the story begins.

I think you Hilarity ensures

I shall bring both irony and hilarity to this RP!