Personification Life Signup and Planning (OOC, Part III)

[Monfrox]

See!

Not bad.

I want coffee now...but I shouldnt' have any. *yawns* 'Night.

Nigh-*passes out*

[Cerillium]

Good morning.

This is a first for me: I only have three leading causes of death instead of the myriad of goodies (died in police custody, lost in wilderness etc)
Old age: 51%
Heart Disease: 41%
Cancer: 8%

[The BranRiech]

How's about government time?

Law and Order: 32%
Defense: 30%
Education: 11%
Administration: 9%
Health Care: 9%
Social Policy: 6%
Public Transport: 2%

There happens to be 1% of funding we don't use . . . Probably Kei's hosting of parties in the palace.

[Zarkanians]

Zarkanians' death statistics: 33% Cancer. 32% Disappearances. 17% Heart Disease. 6% Old Age. 5% Work. 3% Exposure. 1% War (Our soldiers are just that badass). 1% Nuclear Spill.

[Giovenith]

Environment: 7%
Social Policy: 19%
Education: 17%
Law and Order: 9%
Administration: 10%
Welfare: 10%
Defense: 1%
Public Transportation: 5%
Healthcare: 10%
Industry: 12%

Yeeeaaaaaah... my defense sucks, but it's okay, I've got a few powerful allies/friends who'd back me up in case we were attacked.

[Zarkanians]

48% Defence, 38% Law and Order, 8% Industry, 4% Healthcare (WHAT?!) 3% Administration.

... Damn it, is this because I decided to steal blood from criminals and harvest organs from corpses?! I was planning on celling those overseas!

[Monfrox]

Defense 43%, Law and Order 24%, Education 11%, Healthcare 10%, Industry 7%, Social Policy 4%, Administration 1%

[Zarkanians]

Defense 43%, Law and Order 24%, Education 11%, Healthcare 10%, Industry 7%, Social Policy 4%, Administration 1%

HAH! My healthcare is worse than yours! I win again!

EDIT 1: Transferred that part to my next post because really editing it in wasn't fair to anyone.
EDIT 2: Except me.

[Monfrox]

Defense 43%, Law and Order 24%, Education 11%, Healthcare 10%, Industry 7%, Social Policy 4%, Administration 1%

HAH! My healthcare is worse than yours! I win again!

[Zarkanians]

HAH! My healthcare is worse than yours! I win again!

*And so began the long duel of dueling in which so many duels happened it wasn't even funny* *And by duels I mean, uh, I essentially take numbers and use them to prove that I'm winning even when I'm technically not* *But seriously my citizens don't need health-care*

*Begins singing the chorus to "anyway you want it"*

Okay then, for the sake of your lifespan, AND mine. I'll refrain from the psychotic affection.

Wait, does this mean we don't get to do any epic duels to the death on platforms one foot wide and eighty feet long over giant pits of lava?

[Monfrox]

No, to both.

[Zarkanians]

No, to both.

Okay, great! *Now I just need to figure out a way to sneak a giant lava pit into the city without making a volcano erupt...*

And also, great! I think! Wait, what?

EDIT 1: Not sure why I thought that deserved a bullet.

[The BranRiech]

Meh, my nation isn't using one percent.

Must change that!

[Zarkanians]

Meh, my nation isn't using one percent.

Must change that!

I really need to stop making Occupy Wallstreet jokes; every time I see "1%" I burst out laughing and everyone kind of stares at me.

...
Bran.
My nation's using 101%
Uhm...

[The BranRiech]

Meh, my nation isn't using one percent.

Must change that!

I really need to stop making Occupy Wallstreet jokes; every time I see "1%" I burst out laughing and everyone kind of stares at me.

...
Bran.
My nation's using 101%
Uhm...

Considering Kei probably used the one percent for parties, I don't think we need it.

[Zarkanians]

I really need to stop making Occupy Wallstreet jokes; every time I see "1%" I burst out laughing and everyone kind of stares at me.

...
Bran.
My nation's using 101%
Uhm...

Considering Kei probably used the one percent for parties, I don't think we need it.

Okay, considering that 1% is in Administration and Colonel 187 isn't exactly the partying type, I think we're putting it to good use. Your contribution to, uh, whatever it is Zarkanians is trying to accomplish will not go unforgotten, comrade!

[The BranRiech]

He's still invited to the parties, I'm sure Kei could change his non partying habits. . .

[Zarkanians]

He's still invited to the parties, I'm sure Kei could change his non partying habits. . .

Many have tried, none have succeeded, and the cold 'round his mind won't soon be receded. =D

/Crappy poetry. Sorry. XP

[The BranRiech]

He's still invited to the parties, I'm sure Kei could change his non partying habits. . .

Many have tried, none have succeeded, and the cold 'round his mind won't soon be receded. =D

"Just try a drink of Elf Blood, you'll want to party afterwards."

~ Empress Kei

[Giovenith]

Many have tried, none have succeeded, and the cold 'round his mind won't soon be receded. =D

"Just try a drink of Elf Blood, you'll want to party afterwards."

~ Empress Kei

"I don't think Santa would like that. No presents for you." -Giovenith's User

[Zarkanians]

Many have tried, none have succeeded, and the cold 'round his mind won't soon be receded. =D

"Just try a drink of Elf Blood, you'll want to party afterwards."

~ Empress Kei

WHOAAAAAAAAA.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa.
Using the blood of sentient creatures as an aphrodisiac/alcohol/whatever?
Cool. I'll try it sometime.
He kind of only drinks water, though; being a Justice Elemental sucks.

[The BranRiech]

"Just try a drink of Elf Blood, you'll want to party afterwards."

~ Empress Kei

"I don't think Santa would like that. No presents for you." -Giovenith's User

"Damn, he's on to me!"

~Kei

[Monfrox]

It's gonna be funny when Klanov gets changed back and walks around seeing Bran as Kei.

[Zarkanians]

Class time; be back in about an hour.

[The BranRiech]

It's gonna be funny when Klanov gets changed back and walks around seeing Bran as Kei.

Lol yeah!