Hetalia: Nationstates(IC)

[Kabab]

"At last, the first page is finished.... Hm? Did someone call for me?" Nul pokes his head out of the tower's new hole-in-the-wall and looks around.

"It's me! Down here!" Kabab shouted up the tower waving.

[Bojikami]

"Oh shit!" Dimitri runs to a bunker and hides to shelter from the explosion.

[Maudlnya]

A new figure appears at the scene. This particular fellow is the representation of The Federal Islands of Maudlnya. He appears to be in his late teens wearing a traditional batik shirt with khaki shorts with a bowl of curry in one hand and a spoon in the other. His name? Wijae Djagotari, but most would call him Maud.

Now he is here for absolutely no reason at all other than to eat some Thai curry peacefully.

[Benomia]

The bomb explodes, releasing five yellow beams of light that destroy all Thai curry on the whole planet.

[Maudlnya]

The bomb explodes, releasing five yellow beams of light that destroy all Thai curry on the whole planet.

The teen turned around.

"Who was the bloody fart who decided to blow up the glorious Thai curry?" Exclaimed Wijae while picking off bits of chicken and vegetables off his batik and face.

[Kingsmouth]

Mortimer walks back into his office. He calls Ben, awaiting an answer.

[Bojikami]

Dimitri looked at the man who had his curry taken and couldn't help but chuckle.

[Benomia]

The bomb explodes, releasing five yellow beams of light that destroy all Thai curry on the whole planet.

The teen turned around.

"Who was the bloody fart who decided to blow up the glorious Thai curry?" Exclaimed Wijae while picking off bits of chicken and vegetables off his batik and face.

"That was me! And if you think you're going to do anything about it, I'll throw you into hell, literally!"

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

The teen turned around.

"Who was the bloody fart who decided to blow up the glorious Thai curry?" Exclaimed Wijae while picking off bits of chicken and vegetables off his batik and face.

"That was me! And if you think you're going to do anything about it, I'll throw you into hell, literally!"

why would you blow up curry?

[Maudlnya]

The teen turned around.

"Who was the bloody fart who decided to blow up the glorious Thai curry?" Exclaimed Wijae while picking off bits of chicken and vegetables off his batik and face.

"That was me! And if you think you're going to do anything about it, I'll throw you into hell, literally!"

"I was born in hell!" Pouts the teen.

"Now time to make more curry... Indian curry to be exact" He smiled as he begins to create some Indian curry.

[Nulvelith]

"Oh. Oh dear.... You really should have chosen someone else's cigarette, girl. You've got spiky orange troll hair now."

[Bojikami]

"That was me! And if you think you're going to do anything about it, I'll throw you into hell, literally!"

"I was born in hell!" Pouts the teen.

"Now time to make more curry... Indian curry to be exact" He smiled as he begins to create some Indian curry.

"No!" Dimitri runs in and throws a grenade at the curry.

[Benomia]

Mortimer walks back into his office. He calls Ben, awaiting an answer.

Bezutious appears inside Mortimer's office.

"You rang?"

[Kingsmouth]

"I found someone for you to fight. Also, do I smell curry?"

[Maudlnya]

"I was born in hell!" Pouts the teen.

"Now time to make more curry... Indian curry to be exact" He smiled as he begins to create some Indian curry.

"No!" Dimitri runs in and throws a grenade at the curry.

Wijae catches said grenade and throws the grenade back at Dimitri.

"Is there a problem with me making curry?" Retorts Wijae while adding some carrots into the pot.

[Benomia]

"I found someone for you to fight. Also, do I smell curry?"

"Forget about the curry. The curry isn't real. Who/what do you want me to fight/kill/assassinate/mutilate/gouge/skin/burn/maim/destroy/wound??"

[Bojikami]

"No!" Dimitri runs in and throws a grenade at the curry.

Wijae catches said grenade and throws the grenade back at Dimitri.

"Is there a problem with me making curry?" Retorts Wijae while adding some carrots into the pot.

"Yes." He smacks the grenade at a squirrel and it explodes.

[Maudlnya]

"I found someone for you to fight. Also, do I smell curry?"

"Want some?" handing a bowl of hot curry with naan as a side dish to you.

[Kabab]

"Oh. Oh dear.... You really should have chosen someone else's cigarette, girl. You've got spiky orange troll hair now."

"Huh?" she said looking at her hair. She then screamed "AH! My hair! What happened to it!?" She realised how much of a child she was maing herself look and then said nervously "Uh...I mean...wait. How did you know about the cigarette?"

[Kingsmouth]

"The lance/emmerian alliance."

[Kingsmouth]

"I found someone for you to fight. Also, do I smell curry?"

"Want some?" handing a bowl of hot curry with naan as a side dish to you.

Mortimer gladly accepts the curry and naan, scarfing it down and thanking him.
"Good. Could use star spawn milk."

[Benomia]

"I want a pound of Ununoctium, and you have a deal."

[Kingsmouth]

"What is that?"

[Rupudska]

"I found someone for you to fight. Also, do I smell curry?"

"Want some?" handing a bowl of hot curry with naan as a side dish to you.

Karlsland appeared/teleported next to the new nation suddenly and unexpectedly, covered partially in soot from the blowtorch. She sniffed the air. "Mmmm... haven't had decent curry in weeks. Can I have some?"

[Benomia]

"What is that?"

"The one hundred eighteenth element. Supposedly, only two atoms of it have been made.
Get me a pound of it, and Lance will die."