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Kabab
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Founded: Sep 04, 2012
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Postby Kabab » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:15 pm

Benomia wrote:How to make a kebab:

Take some meat
Put a thin stick right into it

It's spelled with an A sir. After a sex scene, spelling is the first thing I notice.
Not bad for something that was a conservative satire to begin with.

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Benomia
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Founded: Oct 23, 2012
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:16 pm

Kabab wrote:
Benomia wrote:How to make a kebab:

Take some meat
Put a thin stick right into it

It's spelled with an A sir. After a sex scene, spelling is the first thing I notice.


It was a pun.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Kabab
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Founded: Sep 04, 2012
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Postby Kabab » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:17 pm

Benomia wrote:
Kabab wrote:It's spelled with an A sir. After a sex scene, spelling is the first thing I notice.


It was a pun.

I know.
Not bad for something that was a conservative satire to begin with.

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The High Tatras
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Posts: 4381
Founded: Oct 06, 2012
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Postby The High Tatras » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:21 pm

How should I get involved? I am not entirely sure where to begin.

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Equatorian Isola
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Posts: 1028
Founded: Jan 30, 2013
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Postby Equatorian Isola » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:22 pm

The High Tatras wrote:How should I get involved? I am not entirely sure where to begin.

Probably enter to see Alex or you get to see the Pervert Following Alex...
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HEAD OF STATE
President Benjamin F.I Orenstonare
FORM OF GOVERNMENT
Unitary Constitutional Democracy
OFFICIAL NATION NAME
The Democratic Federation of Equatorial Isola

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Lancearc
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15439
Founded: May 16, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lancearc » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:38 pm

Bwaha, one person has resisted the horny lever
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Nulvelith
Minister
 
Posts: 2306
Founded: Jan 14, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nulvelith » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:40 pm

Lancearc wrote:Bwaha, one person has resisted the horny lever

be thankful mort didnt get levered.... Thered definitely be tentacles.
Be silent. Be not still.

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Kabab
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Founded: Sep 04, 2012
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Postby Kabab » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:41 pm

Lancearc wrote:Bwaha, one person has resisted the horny lever

It wasen't the lever. It was Alexi raping Alex.
Not bad for something that was a conservative satire to begin with.

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Benomia
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Founded: Oct 23, 2012
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:03 pm

Lancearc wrote:Bwaha, one person has resisted the horny lever


If you're talking about Kabab, a logical explanation would be that she's nit fully developed, so it wouldn't have the full effect.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
Want me to explain life to you?

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Grand Europa
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Posts: 719
Founded: Nov 27, 2012
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Postby Grand Europa » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:03 pm

So many....clothes.....to iron.... I'll make sure to develop my character more tomorrow.
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Dilange
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Founded: Mar 09, 2010
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:05 pm

Benomia wrote:How to make a kebab:

Take some meat
Put a thin stick right into it


Whats next, a split roast?

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Dilange
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Founded: Mar 09, 2010
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:29 pm

Ummm. Russia. I htink that post was directed towards me for being at the bar.

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Equatorian Isola
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Founded: Jan 30, 2013
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Postby Equatorian Isola » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:31 pm

"Russia in the future meet its end!"
HEAD OF STATE
President Benjamin F.I Orenstonare
FORM OF GOVERNMENT
Unitary Constitutional Democracy
OFFICIAL NATION NAME
The Democratic Federation of Equatorial Isola

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Russian United Imperial Empire
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Posts: 712
Founded: Sep 09, 2011
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Postby Russian United Imperial Empire » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:49 pm

Equatorian Isola wrote:"Russia in the future meet its end!"

"Hmm...*Looking for Condoms, XL Size*...What were you saying?
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The Federation of Free States
Russia, officially the State of Russia
An autonomous unitary absolute monarchy by divine right
Emperor - Nicholas III
Chairman of the Council of Minister - Nikolai Witte

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The High Tatras
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Posts: 4381
Founded: Oct 06, 2012
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Postby The High Tatras » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:00 pm

How am I doing so far? I am more than a bit confused about what is going on.

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Royale Philippines
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Posts: 1057
Founded: Dec 12, 2012
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"PHILIPPINES! HETALIA!

Postby Royale Philippines » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:02 pm

Nation name:Royale Philippines

Character name:Maria Clara de la Cruz

Age(since this is your nation, any age is acceptable):Nation age is 498 but her physical appearance is 20

Gender:Female

Appearence:Image

Personality:Singing, Drawing, Dancing, Painting, Cooking, and Knitting though She is a bit Short-Tempered and can be easily annoyed.

Gear:A Diary, A Pen, A Pepper Spray, and an Ipad.
The Republic of the Philippines
President: Herbet Mata Castellanos
Vice President: Camil Saavedra Ceja

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Equatorian Isola
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Founded: Jan 30, 2013
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Postby Equatorian Isola » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:07 pm

Royale Philippines wrote:Nation name:Royale Philippines

Character name:Maria Clara de la Cruz

Age(since this is your nation, any age is acceptable):Nation age is 498 but her physical appearance is 20

Gender:Female

Appearence:(Image)

Personality:Singing, Drawing, Dancing, Painting, Cooking, and Knitting though She is a bit Short-Tempered and can be easily annoyed.

Gear:A Diary, A Pen, A Pepper Spray, and an Ipad.

All we need now is America! :p
HEAD OF STATE
President Benjamin F.I Orenstonare
FORM OF GOVERNMENT
Unitary Constitutional Democracy
OFFICIAL NATION NAME
The Democratic Federation of Equatorial Isola

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Nulvelith
Minister
 
Posts: 2306
Founded: Jan 14, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nulvelith » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:31 pm

Nul will soon be waging war on..... ?
Be silent. Be not still.

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Dilange
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Posts: 7074
Founded: Mar 09, 2010
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:41 pm

Nulvelith wrote:Nul will soon be waging war on..... ?


Depends the Dilangian Empire already has soldiers present, but theyre other nations as well.

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Dilange
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Founded: Mar 09, 2010
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:53 pm

How do you have a flying fortress?

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Nulvelith
Minister
 
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Founded: Jan 14, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nulvelith » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:54 pm

Dilange wrote:
Nulvelith wrote:Nul will soon be waging war on..... ?


Depends the Dilangian Empire already has soldiers present, but theyre other nations as well.

the dinlangowhatsis is nothing compared to the SSU. and Nul cares little for petty empires anyway. Hes got a bone to pick.
Be silent. Be not still.

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Dilange
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Founded: Mar 09, 2010
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:55 pm

Nulvelith wrote:
Dilange wrote:
Depends the Dilangian Empire already has soldiers present, but theyre other nations as well.

the dinlangowhatsis is nothing compared to the SSU. and Nul cares little for petty empires anyway. Hes got a bone to pick.

Then we will ignore you.

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Nulvelith
Minister
 
Posts: 2306
Founded: Jan 14, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nulvelith » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:56 pm

Dilange wrote:How do you have a flying fortress?

bc im deputy OP. And the only legal god thus far, besides Kabab's Kultic character.
Be silent. Be not still.

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Dilange
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Founded: Mar 09, 2010
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:57 pm

Nulvelith wrote:
Dilange wrote:How do you have a flying fortress?

bc im deputy OP. And the only legal god thus far, besides Kabab's Kultic character.


So why are you waging war on people who will not have the same powers? It makes no goddamn sense.

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Nulvelith
Minister
 
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Founded: Jan 14, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Nulvelith » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:05 pm

Dilange wrote:
Nulvelith wrote:bc im deputy OP. And the only legal god thus far, besides Kabab's Kultic character.


So why are you waging war on people who will not have the same powers? It makes no goddamn sense.

were you there for the [redacted] between lance and kabab? Since the beginning, nul has established a vested interest in kebabs well being. Those feelings grew, resulted in him becoming less god and more human, and now he wants to lash out.
No need to worry about Lance or anyone - unless absolutely necessary, and with kababs permission, Nul wont be destroying anyones nation or killing off characters. Hes out to teach lessons, not destroy. If you noticed, the massive sacrifices required to produce the floating fortress were my own citizens. Im being epic, without breaking the game.
And thats my defense/explanation.
Be silent. Be not still.

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