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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:41 pm

Kingsmouth wrote:Ever see raider's of the lost ark?


I saw it in theaters.

Oh. I guess that is worse.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:41 pm

Meinkraft wrote:
Kingsmouth wrote:Ever see raider's of the lost ark?

He gets crushed with a boulder? :unsure:


Not even close.

His eyes get melted out of his head. Then, his skin gets burned off, leaving just his muscle. His bones start shattering. Finally, he explodes in a burst of light.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:42 pm

You know that scene with the face melting? imagine that, but much, much slower, accompanied by brain melting alien imagery.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Meinkraft
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Postby Meinkraft » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:44 pm

Benomia wrote:
Meinkraft wrote:He gets crushed with a boulder? :unsure:


Not even close.

His eyes get melted out of his head. Then, his skin gets burned off, leaving just his muscle. His bones start shattering. Finally, he explodes in a burst of light.

:eek: Oh. I remember that scene. I much prefer the LEGO version myself..... :unsure:
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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:45 pm

This thread might be filling up with underage shit.
enh...
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:59 pm

Mortimer speaks with a russian accent to.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:01 pm

Mortimer turns to Karlsand, still carrying the bloody knife.
"Damnit Karlsand, I said don't kill him! You're a loose cannon! I'm taking your badge."


-A look into the future.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:05 pm

For all those wondering, "Zina Tava Viena" is a common Benomian phrase that means "know thy place", usually in the pretext of a child disrespecting an adult.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
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Postby Rupudska » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:16 pm

Kingsmouth wrote:Mortimer turns to Karlsand, still carrying the bloody knife.
"Damnit Karlsand, I said don't kill him! You're a loose cannon! I'm taking your badge."


-A look into the future.


She's not going to kill him. If anything, she'll put him through some Body Horror and some And I Must Scream, then molest him.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:17 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Kingsmouth wrote:Mortimer turns to Karlsand, still carrying the bloody knife.
"Damnit Karlsand, I said don't kill him! You're a loose cannon! I'm taking your badge."


-A look into the future.


She's not going to kill him. If anything, she'll put him through some Body Horror and some And I Must Scream, then molest him.

Oh, you crazy kids!
Alright, fine. I'l leave the body, but I expect it in my office later. Alive.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:21 pm

Rupudska wrote:
Kingsmouth wrote:Mortimer turns to Karlsand, still carrying the bloody knife.
"Damnit Karlsand, I said don't kill him! You're a loose cannon! I'm taking your badge."


-A look into the future.


She's not going to kill him. If anything, she'll put him through some Body Horror and some And I Must Scream, then molest him.


Don't forget to rape him. For some reason, rapists hate that.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
Want me to explain life to you?

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Postby Rupudska » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:22 pm

Benomia wrote:
Rupudska wrote:
She's not going to kill him. If anything, she'll put him through some Body Horror and some And I Must Scream, then molest him.


Don't forget to rape him. For some reason, rapists hate that.


She doesn't stoop to that level unless they rape/attempt to rape her.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
THE Strike Witches NationState
Best thread ever.|Ace Combat!
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:22 pm

it wouldn't be rape if it was consensual, I suppose."
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:24 pm

Kabab...I think you missed my post about violating your character in a most grotesque way, unless you somehow decided that it's not worth responding to...
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
(-9.8, -10.0)
Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:25 pm

Wait... when? She's...a child...
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Sabara
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Postby Sabara » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:26 pm

Nation name: Sabara (Siujun)
Character name: Yani Zhang
Age(since this is your nation, any age is acceptable): 9
Gender: Female
Appearence: Black, raven hair down to shoulders. 71 lbs. Medium sized brown eyes. Dark-ish complexion.
Personality:

Yani has a more quiet personality, preferring poetry over anything else. She's so obssessed with her poetry, she's spent 17 hours once trying to create a haiku on Siujunese Rice Pandas.

Gear: A pencil and a backpack filled with paper. A few mouldy crackers in a ziploc bag in the front.
A unique MT rp: Tiandi

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Lancearc
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Postby Lancearc » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:26 pm

What a fucking ladies man.

small victories.
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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:27 pm

Lancearc wrote:What a fucking ladies man.

small victories.


Im going to stop you right there but Im going to let you finish. However, Dillanger is talking to you.

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Kabab
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Postby Kabab » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:27 pm

[quote="Benomia";p="12857206"]Kabab...I think you missed my post about violating your character in a most grotesque way, unless you somehow decided that it's not wh responding to...[/quote
Link it please?
Accepted new app.
Not bad for something that was a conservative satire to begin with.

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Lancearc
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Postby Lancearc » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:28 pm

Dilange wrote:
Lancearc wrote:What a fucking ladies man.

small victories.


Im going to stop you right there but Im going to let you finish. However, Dillanger is talking to you.

Bah. Go get lost in a wave of replies.
If you ever need advice on writing, help creating an RP of your own, or just generally need any kind of help, feel free to TG! I've been around the block in my old age.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:29 pm

Lancearc wrote:
Dilange wrote:
Im going to stop you right there but Im going to let you finish. However, Dillanger is talking to you.

Bah. Go get lost in a wave of replies.


Nah. By the way, Benomia. You literally have to be feeling something. If this is based of nations, I am more powerful that you. Either your on fire right now or you are on the ground.
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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:30 pm

Kingsmouth wrote:Wait... when? She's...a child...


What happens in Peru affect a lot in Kabab's body, apparently.


Kabab wrote:Link it please?


Right here: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=221938&p=12856608#p12856608
I don't think it'd be that hard to figure out what he meant (figuring out what happened in Peru might be a bit harder).
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Map of Benomia
NS's Resident Floydian
Left 4 Dead RP
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Nulvelith
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Postby Nulvelith » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:30 pm

Benomia wrote:
Nulvelith wrote:For the first time in all of this, i have no idea whats going on... I applaude you all.


Alexei is raping Alex.

thats not news, its been happening for quite some time.... And Nul doesnt know what rape is....
Be silent. Be not still.

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Kingsmouth
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Postby Kingsmouth » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:33 pm

"Empire? This is an empire? I guess things have changed." Dillanger said to the man. He saw the young girl get very attracted to Lance. He looked back at Lance and smirked."
We...have all just forgotten how old she is? Or is she older then I thought?
ph'nglui mglw'nafh wgah'nagl Cthulhu R'lyeh fhtagn

"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination."
-HP Lovecraft

OOC:
I don't tend to like grouping myself in with -isms, but a few i'm pretty firm about right now:
Atheist, nihilist. Politically I don't adhere to any particular ideology. I suppose I would be considered far-left.
You can call me Abe if you prefer.

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Lancearc
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lancearc » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:34 pm

Kingsmouth wrote:"Empire? This is an empire? I guess things have changed." Dillanger said to the man. He saw the young girl get very attracted to Lance. He looked back at Lance and smirked."
We...have all just forgotten how old she is? Or is she older then I thought?

Hell, her actual age is older than Lance, but she appears younger.

*Hetali-logic*
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If you ever need advice on writing, help creating an RP of your own, or just generally need any kind of help, feel free to TG! I've been around the block in my old age.

Member of The Council of the Multiverse community. Click me to find out more!

Check out The Living Waste of Mekhallah, an original low-fantasy setting.

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