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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:56 pm

A sign of your insanity and the appeal of this rp is the fact I blatantly said that I can get rid of you any time I want and that you don't ultimately matter and can be replaced, and yet you all will still stay. :p

It's a great arrangement.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:56 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I can't be expended.

I'm a disease, like the Black fucking Plague.

It was one time.

Thank goodness Plague was clean of STDs.


This is the greatest post I have seen in months.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:57 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A sign of your insanity and the appeal of this rp is the fact I blatantly said that I can get rid of you any time I want and that you don't ultimately matter and can be replaced, and yet you all will still stay. :p

It's a great arrangement.

I'm pretty sure NSG lobotomizes us.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Ende
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Founded: Jan 23, 2012
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Postby Ende » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:58 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

Without me, who would be lesbians?

Zark actually does the best at that.

I'm sorry. It was nice knowing you. :p
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Zarkenis Ultima
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Posts: 43383
Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:58 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A sign of your insanity and the appeal of this rp is the fact I blatantly said that I can get rid of you any time I want and that you don't ultimately matter and can be replaced, and yet you all will still stay. :p

It's a great arrangement.


Here's the deal.

I'm not important. Therefore, I'm not putting anything at risk. Therefore, there is no reason to kick me. You'd have to do it on a whim, and even then your thoughts might just miss me.

I have no idea if what I just said makes sense. :P.

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:58 pm

Ende wrote:
Olthar wrote:Without me, who would be lesbians?

Zark actually does the best at that.

I'm sorry. It was nice knowing you. :p

Zark is a man. He can't be lesbians.
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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:00 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A sign of your insanity and the appeal of this rp is the fact I blatantly said that I can get rid of you any time I want and that you don't ultimately matter and can be replaced, and yet you all will still stay. :p

It's a great arrangement.


Himalayan bovines are good at carrying heavy things.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:00 pm

Olthar wrote:
Ende wrote:Zark actually does the best at that.

I'm sorry. It was nice knowing you. :p

Zark is a man. He can't be lesbians.


Or can he?
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Founded: May 31, 2011
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:01 pm

*sharpens butterfly knife*
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:01 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You still hold use to me. *nod*

EH2 is easier to maintain than EH1 was, admittedly. I think this is because I'm sober and make more rational judgements (like vetoing the shit of Hard's plan during Arc 1 to bring Timothy Horn in as an undercover Fae agent in Arc 2, which high me would have happily approved but sober me considers the worst idea I've ever heard). And now I'm harsher and stricter and so we don't get as many bitchfests and I can remove people when they become more trouble than they're worth. (Ameri).


Thank God for that.

I still accept stupid ideas on a regular basis, this is EH.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Mavorpen
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Founded: Dec 20, 2011
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Postby Mavorpen » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:01 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:It was one time.

Thank goodness Plague was clean of STDs.


This is the greatest post I have seen in months.

You've seen some low quality posts then. :p
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Olthar
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Founded: Jun 23, 2010
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:02 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Olthar wrote:Zark is a man. He can't be lesbians.


Or can he?

Awesome Harry Partridge reference aside, no he can't.
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Zarkenis Ultima
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Founded: Feb 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Thank God for that.

I still accept stupid ideas on a regular basis, this is EH.


Make Randan a dragon in disguise.
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Ende
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Founded: Jan 23, 2012
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Postby Ende » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:02 pm

Olthar wrote:
Ende wrote:Zark actually does the best at that.

I'm sorry. It was nice knowing you. :p

Zark is a man. He can't be lesbians.

Actually, he's Mexican, and that's obviously a third gender.

Zark can be lesbians. :p
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:02 pm

Olthar wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
Or can he?

Awesome Harry Partridge reference aside, no he can't.

And yet he does.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Founded: Jun 23, 2010
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:03 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Awesome Harry Partridge reference aside, no he can't.

And yet he does.

Not like me. I'm true lesbians.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:07 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And yet he does.

Not like me. I'm true lesbians.


How lesbians? How many homohms are we talkin' here?
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:08 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Olthar wrote:Not like me. I'm true lesbians.


How lesbians? How many homohms are we talkin' here?

All of them.
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Ende
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Postby Ende » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:09 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And yet he does.

Not like me. I'm true lesbians.

He really does it the same as you do.

But, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure that even I could do that.
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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:11 pm

Olthar wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
How lesbians? How many homohms are we talkin' here?

All of them.


Image
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Founded: May 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:20 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And yet he does.

Not like me. I'm true lesbians.

Such a true lesbians you take perverse pleasure in making men believe you're bisexual and thus lust for your body.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Mavorpen
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Founded: Dec 20, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Mavorpen » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:21 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Olthar wrote:Not like me. I'm true lesbians.

Such a true lesbians you take perverse pleasure in making men believe you're bisexual and thus lust for your body.

...what?
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:23 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Olthar wrote:Not like me. I'm true lesbians.

Such a true lesbians you take perverse pleasure in making men believe you're bisexual and thus lust for your body.

Well, technically, I'm a pansexual homoromantic. I just refer to myself as lesbian for the sake of simplicity as women are the ones I'm romantically interested in.
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:25 pm

Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Such a true lesbians you take perverse pleasure in making men believe you're bisexual and thus lust for your body.

Well, technically, I'm a pansexual homoromantic. I just refer to myself as lesbian for the sake of simplicity as women are the ones I'm romantically interested in.

...And this is why I dislike English.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Ende
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Founded: Jan 23, 2012
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Postby Ende » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:25 pm

Olthar wrote:pansexual homoromantic

And I'm a chimpanzee!
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