Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Individuality-ness]

That's a better reason for not posting.

I technically have one, but for the second night in the row, the power's gone out, making them useless internet-wise.

Posting on a smartphone with cellular internet access then?

[Mavorpen]

I technically have one, but for the second night in the row, the power's gone out, making them useless internet-wise.

Posting on a smartphone with cellular internet access then?

Unfortunately.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I technically have one, but for the second night in the row, the power's gone out, making them useless internet-wise.

Posting on a smartphone with cellular internet access then?

No, he's typing his posts on his dick, which comes equipped with a highly sensitive touch screen.

[Olthar]

One of the gifts of being me is that I don't really need to give a damn about the set up or information I'm giving you- people just join anyway and are horrifically disappointed, saddened but stick with it anyway. It's like I'm a politician.

You guys try getting away with that.

Annoyingly enough, I seem to have the opposite problem. I come up with great ideas, but then no one joins, and the few who do join never post. Every RP I start that isn't dice-based inevitably fails very quickly. Maybe I should just stick with my fucking dice...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

One of the gifts of being me is that I don't really need to give a damn about the set up or information I'm giving you- people just join anyway and are horrifically disappointed, saddened but stick with it anyway. It's like I'm a politician.

You guys try getting away with that.

Annoyingly enough, I seem to have the opposite problem. I come up with great ideas, but then no one joins, and the few who do join never post. Every RP I start that isn't dice-based inevitably fails very quickly. Maybe I should just stick with my fucking dice...

It's because they're good and nobody wants to put in a lot of effort.

In contrast, mine are utterly shite and therefore people are more at ease posting shite as well.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

We don't try because you'd drive us out of business.

I remember when EH first came back.

It murdered half of the other rps in P2TM in the bud and people (Ende) started saying I had killed P2TM.

It was annoying yet amusing.

PTTM is 99% shitty supernatural RPs and brand-name rip-offs of video game or movie franchises, all of which are unoriginal and screw with canon so much they might as well be called "FPS RP" or "Star Wars RP".

EH is so balls-out insane that you can't not have fun. Also lesbians.

[Neo Arcad]

Annoyingly enough, I seem to have the opposite problem. I come up with great ideas, but then no one joins, and the few who do join never post. Every RP I start that isn't dice-based inevitably fails very quickly. Maybe I should just stick with my fucking dice...

It's because they're good and nobody wants to put in a lot of effort.

In contrast, mine are utterly shite and therefore people are more at ease posting shite as well.

...wow, you're right.
I never realized that's what was going on, but now that you say it out loud I realize that's what's been happening.
So much goes into writing a single post in some RPs that you just don't want to even do it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's because they're good and nobody wants to put in a lot of effort.

In contrast, mine are utterly shite and therefore people are more at ease posting shite as well.

...wow, you're right.
I never realized that's what was going on, but now that you say it out loud I realize that's what's been happening.
So much goes into writing a single post in some RPs that you just don't want to even do it.

Inevitably, people with actual skill come in to fix it.

And then you develop a harem.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

It's because they're good and nobody wants to put in a lot of effort.

In contrast, mine are utterly shite and therefore people are more at ease posting shite as well.

...wow, you're right.
I never realized that's what was going on, but now that you say it out loud I realize that's what's been happening.
So much goes into writing a single post in some RPs that you just don't want to even do it.

I'm stupidly devout, then. Sometimes I spend hours on end staring at the computer, but I always post where I'm needed. .

[Nationstatelandsville]

...wow, you're right.
I never realized that's what was going on, but now that you say it out loud I realize that's what's been happening.
So much goes into writing a single post in some RPs that you just don't want to even do it.

I'm stupidly devout, then. Sometimes I spend hours on end staring at the computer, but I always post where I'm needed. .

"Zark is the Mexican we deserve, but not the Mexican we need."

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm stupidly devout, then. Sometimes I spend hours on end staring at the computer, but I always post where I'm needed. .

"Zark is the Mexican we deserve, but not the Mexican we need."

Indeed.

I should be out tending to your garden but nah, fuck you America. :

[Olthar]

Annoyingly enough, I seem to have the opposite problem. I come up with great ideas, but then no one joins, and the few who do join never post. Every RP I start that isn't dice-based inevitably fails very quickly. Maybe I should just stick with my fucking dice...

It's because they're good and nobody wants to put in a lot of effort.

In contrast, mine are utterly shite and therefore people are more at ease posting shite as well.

That's not much of a comfort. :/

[Neo Arcad]

"Zark is the Mexican we deserve, but not the Mexican we need."

Indeed.

I should be out tending to your garden but nah, fuck you America. :

I thought you lived in Veracruz, or thereabouts? Shouldn't you be taking potshots at US Navy ships and building oil rigs?

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

It's because they're good and nobody wants to put in a lot of effort.

In contrast, mine are utterly shite and therefore people are more at ease posting shite as well.

That's not much of a comfort. :/

My RPs tend to suffer the same thing, combined with always being based off of two multi-million-dollar franchises.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

...wow, you're right.
I never realized that's what was going on, but now that you say it out loud I realize that's what's been happening.
So much goes into writing a single post in some RPs that you just don't want to even do it.

Inevitably, people with actual skill come in to fix it.

And then you develop a harem.

I get TGs from people who ask if I have a slot open in EH quite often, at least once or twice a week. I can pick and choose my players if I want. This gives me a massive amount of freedom.

The deal is this- most of our posts are generally a bit over four sentences or so. When things get serious, we can make wall of texts and pretty much all of us have proven ourselves quite good at doing so. But the reason you guys keep posting here is because you can make one paragraph and call it a day regarding your posts.

But now your skills (including mine) have developed and you'll note we tend to go beyond that most of the time now and make two paragraph posts or three with increasing frequency.

The thing is that EH only does those long posts that take effort as the exceptions rather than the norms. And that makes this rp incredibly easy to maintain and do. So more people join it. And when more people join, the rp is more active.

And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

That wasn't a veiled threat at all.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Indeed.

I should be out tending to your garden but nah, fuck you America. :

I thought you lived in Veracruz, or thereabouts? Shouldn't you be taking potshots at US Navy ships and building oil rigs?

-Shrug-

In any case, I should be out, but no, fuck that, I'm in here, wasting time on the computer. .

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Inevitably, people with actual skill come in to fix it.

And then you develop a harem.

I get TGs from people who ask if I have a slot open in EH quite often, at least once or twice a week. I can pick and choose my players if I want. This gives me a massive amount of freedom.

The deal is this- most of our posts are generally a bit over four sentences or so. When things get serious, we can make wall of texts and pretty much all of us have proven ourselves quite good at doing so. But the reason you guys keep posting here is because you can make one paragraph and call it a day regarding your posts.

But now your skills (including mine) have developed and you'll note we tend to go beyond that most of the time now and make two paragraph posts or three with increasing frequency.

The thing is that EH only does those long posts that take effort as the exceptions rather than the norms. And that makes this rp incredibly easy to maintain and do. So more people join it. And when more people join, the rp is more active.

And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

That wasn't a veiled threat at all.

I know it wasn't. You'd never dispose of your friendly neighborhood fence-jumper. .

[Ende]

And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

I love this.

I have no idea why, but I do.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

I love this.

I have no idea why, but I do.

Night?

Let's expend him.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I get TGs from people who ask if I have a slot open in EH quite often, at least once or twice a week. I can pick and choose my players if I want. This gives me a massive amount of freedom.

The deal is this- most of our posts are generally a bit over four sentences or so. When things get serious, we can make wall of texts and pretty much all of us have proven ourselves quite good at doing so. But the reason you guys keep posting here is because you can make one paragraph and call it a day regarding your posts.

But now your skills (including mine) have developed and you'll note we tend to go beyond that most of the time now and make two paragraph posts or three with increasing frequency.

The thing is that EH only does those long posts that take effort as the exceptions rather than the norms. And that makes this rp incredibly easy to maintain and do. So more people join it. And when more people join, the rp is more active.

And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

That wasn't a veiled threat at all.

I know it wasn't. You'd never dispose of your friendly neighborhood fence-jumper. .

You still hold use to me. *nod*

EH2 is easier to maintain than EH1 was, admittedly. I think this is because I'm sober and make more rational judgements (like vetoing the shit of Hard's plan during Arc 1 to bring Timothy Horn in as an undercover Fae agent in Arc 2, which high me would have happily approved but sober me considers the worst idea I've ever heard). And now I'm harsher and stricter and so we don't get as many bitchfests and I can remove people when they become more trouble than they're worth. (Ameri).

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I love this.

I have no idea why, but I do.

Night?

Let's expend him.

*expends Ende, then you*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Night?

Let's expend him.

*expends Ende, then you*

I can't be expended.

I'm a disease, like the Black fucking Plague.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I know it wasn't. You'd never dispose of your friendly neighborhood fence-jumper. .

You still hold use to me. *nod*

EH2 is easier to maintain than EH1 was, admittedly. I think this is because I'm sober and make more rational judgements (like vetoing the shit of Hard's plan during Arc 1 to bring Timothy Horn in as an undercover Fae agent in Arc 2, which high me would have happily approved but sober me considers the worst idea I've ever heard). And now I'm harsher and stricter and so we don't get as many bitchfests and I can remove people when they become more trouble than they're worth. (Ameri).

Thank God for that.

[Mavorpen]

*expends Ende, then you*

I can't be expended.

I'm a disease, like the Black fucking Plague.

It was one time.

Thank goodness Plague was clean of STDs.

[Olthar]

And when it's more active and there's a lot of people, most of you become expendable.

Without me, who would be lesbians?