Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Superman can beat Batman easily - Robin.

Capture him and Bats has to come to your palace. Obviously, you can't imprison him (he'll melt-fuck the handcuffs with his Bat-Handcuff-Melt-Fucker), you just remove his head from his neck before he even knows you're there.

Then why is it that every time the two have fought, Bats won?

Because Superman is, as I said, the Big Blue Boy Scout who won't just murder Bats. He has to be all honorable and shit.

Hell, Batman doesn't even have to know he's coming. He could literally walk through the walls of Wayne Manor and snap his neck while he's making coffee. Super-speed.

[Mavorpen]

That's not what the "whut" was for.

I'll be frank here- you can't really bitch about having nothing to do when you don't take the chances that will give you something to do.

Which is precisely why I wasn't bitching.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'll be frank here- you can't really bitch about having nothing to do when you don't take the chances that will give you something to do.

Which is precisely why I wasn't bitching.

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Humour translates poorly over the Internet without the appropriate emoticons or context.

[Olthar]

Then why is it that every time the two have fought, Bats won?

Because Superman is, as I said, the Big Blue Boy Scout who won't just murder Bats. He has to be all honorable and shit.

Hell, Batman doesn't even have to know he's coming. He could literally walk through the walls of Wayne Manor and snap his neck while he's making coffee. Super-speed.

I want to see a proper "Superman takes over the world" plot, though, one that portrays it realistically. Instead of "Superman goes power-mad", I want "the Big Blue Boy Scout does what is 'best' ".

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

[Mavorpen]

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And if you read the post that was quoted in mine, you'll see that I was answering someone. It wasn't bitching. It was me explaining why I haven't been posting because the topic was brought up.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Because Superman is, as I said, the Big Blue Boy Scout who won't just murder Bats. He has to be all honorable and shit.

Hell, Batman doesn't even have to know he's coming. He could literally walk through the walls of Wayne Manor and snap his neck while he's making coffee. Super-speed.

I want to see a proper "Superman takes over the world" plot, though, one that portrays it realistically. Instead of "Superman goes power-mad", I want "the Big Blue Boy Scout does what is 'best' ".

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

Bats is an asshole.

Killing him off would really be for the benefit of everyone. If Supes stopped being Clark, he could easily handle both Gotham and Metropolis. Also, Nightwing can handle it too, and he's not half the asshole Bats is.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because Superman is, as I said, the Big Blue Boy Scout who won't just murder Bats. He has to be all honorable and shit.

Hell, Batman doesn't even have to know he's coming. He could literally walk through the walls of Wayne Manor and snap his neck while he's making coffee. Super-speed.

I want to see a proper "Superman takes over the world" plot, though, one that portrays it realistically. Instead of "Superman goes power-mad", I want "the Big Blue Boy Scout does what is 'best' ".

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

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And if you read the post that was quoted in mine, you'll see that I was answering someone. It wasn't bitching. It was me explaining why I haven't been posting because the topic was brought up.

My mistake then, but it does grow tiring.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

Ugh, no, please.

That set-up makes me physically ill at this point.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Er, guys, sorry to derail the IC timeline Night has with my personal life, but I'm going to be moving this weekend and will likely not have internet access for awhile, and I'd rather not have the Arc conclude without me around.

Again, real sorry about this, but it happens...

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

Dibs on the super-genius with super-guns.

[Mavorpen]

And if you read the post that was quoted in mine, you'll see that I was answering someone. It wasn't bitching. It was me explaining why I haven't been posting because the topic was brought up.

My mistake then, but it does grow tiring.

Then I'll just not post in the OOC until Arc 3 starts?

[Olthar]

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

Bats is an asshole.

Killing him off would really be for the benefit of everyone. If Supes stopped being Clark, he could easily handle both Gotham and Metropolis. Also, Nightwing can handle it too, and he's not half the asshole Bats is.

Bats may be an asshole, but he's also one of the greatest heroes in the DC universe, and the people would be much worse off without him.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

Ugh, no, please.

That set-up makes me physically ill at this point.

So does EH. And that worked out fantastically.

The set-up is usually not an important thing, the execution seems to be. In any case, my only concern is whether superhumans are public knowledge or they will start as being publicly known.

In any case, I have months to mull this over in my head. Elfen High was sitting around and being worked in my brain for two months before I posted it a year and a half ago.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My mistake then, but it does grow tiring.

Then I'll just not post in the OOC until Arc 3 starts?

No, you can post in the IC and take some of the suggestions I offered.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Er, guys, sorry to derail the IC timeline Night has with my personal life, but I'm going to be moving this weekend and will likely not have internet access for awhile, and I'd rather not have the Arc conclude without me around.

Again, real sorry about this, but it happens...

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

Dibs on the super-genius with super-guns.

Depends on "the while" since after February begins I'll probably just start the endgame regardless.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bats is an asshole.

Killing him off would really be for the benefit of everyone. If Supes stopped being Clark, he could easily handle both Gotham and Metropolis. Also, Nightwing can handle it too, and he's not half the asshole Bats is.

Bats may be an asshole, but he's also one of the greatest heroes in the DC universe, and the people would be much worse off without him.

Get an actual competent Green Lantern and he could handle everything easily.

Hell, doesnt the first live in Gotham?

Bats, meanwhile, breaks the backs of poor people in order to "help" Gotham by tanking its economy.

Ugh, no, please.

That set-up makes me physically ill at this point.

So does EH. And that worked out fantastically.

The set-up is usually not an important thing, the execution seems to be. In any case, my only concern is whether superhumans are public knowledge or they will start as being publicly known.

In any case, I have months to mull this over in my head. Elfen High was sitting around and being worked in my brain for two months before I posted it a year and a half ago.

Please don't make it rookies.

I liked Watchmen because it had veteran heroes figuring out how much this sucks.

Also, set in the 50's, when superheroes lost relevancy. Maybe in the 60's, dealing with the new generation of Spider-Man-like heroes.

[Olthar]

Murdering the shit out of Bruce Wayne would kind of put a dent in your whole goal of "realistically."

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

I'd rather you not go with the "recruited by a powerful organization" thing. There's unoriginal, and then there's just scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If I do make the superhero rp, it'll likely just be people first discover their powers and are recruited by a powerful organisation to save the world and shit. And everyone lives in South Africa, because fuck you, you guys will experience my pain.

Then we will probably rapidly get into the whole "saving the world" from extra-dimensional monsters, because that shit just ends up happening in everything I do.

I'd rather you not go with the "recruited by a powerful organization" thing. There's unoriginal, and then there's just scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Eh, again, I have months to consider it.

[Neo Arcad]

I'd rather you not go with the "recruited by a powerful organization" thing. There's unoriginal, and then there's just scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Eh, again, I have months to consider it.

Yeah, we can all help refine the concept. There's been some really great ideas tossed out there before that failed, and I think we can bring some of them back selectively.

[Mavorpen]

Then I'll just not post in the OOC until Arc 3 starts?

No, you can post in the IC and take some of the suggestions I offered.

That's kind of impossible without a computer.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

One of the gifts of being me is that I don't really need to give a damn about the set up or information I'm giving you- people just join anyway and are horrifically disappointed, saddened but stick with it anyway. It's like I'm a politician.

You guys try getting away with that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No, you can post in the IC and take some of the suggestions I offered.

That's kind of impossible without a computer.

That's a better reason for not posting.

[Individuality-ness]

One of the gifts of being me is that I don't really need to give a damn about the set up or information I'm giving you- people just join anyway and are horrifically disappointed, saddened but stick with it anyway. It's like I'm a politician.

You guys try getting away with that.

We don't try because you'd drive us out of business.

[Mavorpen]

That's kind of impossible without a computer.

That's a better reason for not posting.

I technically have one, but for the second night in the row, the power's gone out, making them useless internet-wise.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

One of the gifts of being me is that I don't really need to give a damn about the set up or information I'm giving you- people just join anyway and are horrifically disappointed, saddened but stick with it anyway. It's like I'm a politician.

You guys try getting away with that.

We don't try because you'd drive us out of business.

I remember when EH first came back.

It murdered half of the other rps in P2TM in the bud and people (Ende) started saying I had killed P2TM.

It was annoying yet amusing.