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by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:49 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:49 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:I want to design a video game. I've got everything planned, too.
It takes place in Atlantis, an city underneath the bottom of the sea built to house survivors of a nuclear holocaust. However, science caused the rebirth of dinosaurs. Led by the radical t-rex Agrippa - along with his velociraptor marines - the dinosaurs conquer the city and make humans slaves. A group of wizards led by the elderly occultist Aleister rebel against the Dinonazi regime, using magic to counter the Dinonazi technology.
The protagonist is the last Sasquatch, armed with a machine gun and the ability to teleport.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:51 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:I want to design a video game. I've got everything planned, too.
It takes place in Atlantis, an city underneath the bottom of the sea built to house survivors of a nuclear holocaust. However, science caused the rebirth of dinosaurs. Led by the radical t-rex Agrippa - along with his velociraptor marines - the dinosaurs conquer the city and make humans slaves. A group of wizards led by the elderly occultist Aleister rebel against the Dinonazi regime, using magic to counter the Dinonazi technology.
The protagonist is the last Sasquatch, armed with a machine gun and the ability to teleport.
Sherlock, cocaine is bad for you.

by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:51 pm


by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:52 pm

by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:52 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:53 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:In the olden days of yore, a pimp was called a 'fleshmonger'.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:54 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:In other news, Nat's memory is becoming as bad as mine.
The transformation is in the middle stages.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:54 pm

by Astrolinium » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:54 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Constaniana wrote:There would be a DLC pack involving Lesotho, which is the unchallenged hedgemon of Africa.
Look.
I like big words, too. Big words make me sound smart, which covers up my stupidity. Well, no, it doesn't, but I feel it does.
But, if you're going to use them, spell them correctly.
Unless that's how Mormons spell it.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:55 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:56 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Look.
I like big words, too. Big words make me sound smart, which covers up my stupidity. Well, no, it doesn't, but I feel it does.
But, if you're going to use them, spell them correctly.
Unless that's how Mormons spell it.
To utilize more majestic elocution: sesquipedalian loquaciousness is indubitably farcical when laced with egregious inorthographies.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:01 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:03 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Constaniana » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:04 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Constaniana wrote:There would be a DLC pack involving Lesotho, which is the unchallenged hedgemon of Africa.
Look.
I like big words, too. Big words make me sound smart, which covers up my stupidity. Well, no, it doesn't, but I feel it does.
But, if you're going to use them, spell them correctly.
Unless that's how Mormons spell it.
Nude East Ireland wrote:The school band is putting on another amazing performance. My mission is to dress like a pirate and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song as they play it.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:04 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Fae super-bastard

by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:05 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:07 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Look.
I like big words, too. Big words make me sound smart, which covers up my stupidity. Well, no, it doesn't, but I feel it does.
But, if you're going to use them, spell them correctly.
Unless that's how Mormons spell it.
I was referring to their landscaping abilities, which are so well-known that the Jamaicans invented a whole new word just to describe how fantastic the people of Lesotho are at trimming hedges and transplanting flower beds.Nude East Ireland wrote:The school band is putting on another amazing performance. My mission is to dress like a pirate and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song as they play it.
This reminds me of my 8th grade Spring Concert for band, when we played the soundtrack for Pirates of the Caribbean , and I wore a pirate hat. Good times.Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What it does have is fucking scary beasts and monsters who are almost impossible to kill.
And those are the humans.
I generally regard Australians as the most terrifying race of all. Think about it, they're hardcore British criminals cut off from any supply of rain for centuries, trapped in a baking desert that rivals the Sun itself in temperature. They have to fight off hundreds of poisonous man-eating trees and flying Satan spider-bears any time they want to go take a piss in the bushes. They're bloody scary.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:08 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Constaniana wrote:I was referring to their landscaping abilities, which are so well-known that the Jamaicans invented a whole new word just to describe how fantastic the people of Lesotho are at trimming hedges and transplanting flower beds.
This reminds me of my 8th grade Spring Concert for band, when we played the soundtrack for Pirates of the Caribbean , and I wore a pirate hat. Good times.
I generally regard Australians as the most terrifying race of all. Think about it, they're hardcore British criminals cut off from any supply of rain for centuries, trapped in a baking desert that rivals the Sun itself in temperature. They have to fight off hundreds of poisonous man-eating trees and flying Satan spider-bears any time they want to go take a piss in the bushes. They're bloody scary.
Australians are one of the only nationalities Indians have even the slightest bit of respect for.
The rest of you can really just fuck right off.

Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Individuality-ness » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:08 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:D, having received his education hastily, frequently mixes up "affect" and "effect", etc.
This is a result of my own screw-up, but I like it, so I'm keeping it.

by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:09 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Constaniana wrote:I was referring to their landscaping abilities, which are so well-known that the Jamaicans invented a whole new word just to describe how fantastic the people of Lesotho are at trimming hedges and transplanting flower beds.
This reminds me of my 8th grade Spring Concert for band, when we played the soundtrack for Pirates of the Caribbean , and I wore a pirate hat. Good times.
I generally regard Australians as the most terrifying race of all. Think about it, they're hardcore British criminals cut off from any supply of rain for centuries, trapped in a baking desert that rivals the Sun itself in temperature. They have to fight off hundreds of poisonous man-eating trees and flying Satan spider-bears any time they want to go take a piss in the bushes. They're bloody scary.
Australians are one of the only nationalities Indians have even the slightest bit of respect for.
The rest of you can really just fuck right off.

by Constaniana » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:10 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
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