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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I can do exactly one of those things.

I expect you to make a lot of oneshots.

Hey! Who said that wa- oh, wait. Obvious.

Yeah, I might. Depends, though. I can't really write funny ones with D and Rosalind's current personalities and Lewis adventures would just be depressing. A third Polarbeard, maybe.
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 pm

By a somewhat funny coincidence, a colleague of mine recently returned from a humanitarian visit to, you guessed it, Lesotho. (How do you think I learned about the country's existence to begin with?)

When he got back he just locked himself in his office and cried a bit.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... making oneshots, ...

Don't have the creativity at this point in time.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... getting laid, ...

I wish.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... doing work ...

Unemployed.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... and having an actual real life.

Never had one.
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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... making oneshots, ...

Don't have the creativity at this point in time.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... getting laid, ...

I wish.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... doing work ...

Unemployed.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... and having an actual real life.

Never had one.


This. :P
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 pm

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Nationstatelandsville wrote:Well, I'll be doing the work for the early parts of Dys (doing what I TGed you), so we could, theoretically, timeskip, and I could keep us busy next week with that.

Nah, I think you guys should take the next week just making oneshots, getting laid, doing work and having an actual real life.

Then next week I return and fuck you up.

Alright, robbing old ladies it is.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:38 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nah, I think you guys should take the next week just making oneshots, getting laid, doing work and having an actual real life.

Then next week I return and fuck you up.

Alright, robbing old ladies it is.

Considering you, you'll probably do all of those things I suggested in that one action.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:40 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Alright, robbing old ladies it is.

Considering you, you'll probably do all of those things I suggested in that one action.

At least I'll never get caught. I highly doubt the police will take such a claim seriously.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:07 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... getting laid, ...

I wish.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:... doing work ...

Unemployed.

You know, I could probably solve these two problems at the same time...
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:10 pm

Olthar wrote:
Olthar wrote:I wish.


Unemployed.

You know, I could probably solve these two problems at the same time...

Those kinds of jobs are not hard to come by.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:You know, I could probably solve these two problems at the same time...

Those kinds of jobs are not hard to come by.

It's a shame that it's both the middle of winter and that I live in a town so small that if I stood on a street corner, no one would understand what I was doing.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:19 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Those kinds of jobs are not hard to come by.

It's a shame that it's both the middle of winter and that I live in a town so small that if I stood on a street corner, no one would understand what I was doing.

Well, go to California. I've already put Indi on a street corner to make me money.

Sometimes even Indians outsource to America.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:20 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:It's a shame that it's both the middle of winter and that I live in a town so small that if I stood on a street corner, no one would understand what I was doing.

Well, go to California. I've already put Indi on a street corner to make me money.

Sometimes even Indians outsource to America.

Part of the problem with being unemployed is that I don't have money, thus making me unable to buy a plane ticket.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:21 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well, go to California. I've already put Indi on a street corner to make me money.

Sometimes even Indians outsource to America.

Part of the problem with being unemployed is that I don't have money, thus making me unable to buy a plane ticket.

Hitchhike.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:21 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Well, go to California. I've already put Indi on a street corner to make me money.

Sometimes even Indians outsource to America.

Part of the problem with being unemployed is that I don't have money, thus making me unable to buy a plane ticket.

Hitch a ride on a freight train. *nod* Just beware of the hobos.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Part of the problem with being unemployed is that I don't have money, thus making me unable to buy a plane ticket.

Hitchhike.

Across two thirds of the country? In the middle of winter?
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:23 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Olthar wrote:Part of the problem with being unemployed is that I don't have money, thus making me unable to buy a plane ticket.

Hitch a ride on a freight train. *nod* Just beware of the hobos.


That's our thing! D:
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:24 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Hitchhike.

Across two thirds of the country? In the middle of winter?

I hitchhiked from Mumbai to Dhaka. Borders were crossed there.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Across two thirds of the country? In the middle of winter?

I hitchhiked from Mumbai to Dhaka. Borders were crossed there.

Yeah, but you're you. :p
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:32 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I hitchhiked from Mumbai to Dhaka. Borders were crossed there.

Yeah, but you're you. :p

And the Indian transport system is so bad that I honestly would just get on (I mean on top of it), enter though the skylight and fall asleep in the luggage compartment they have up there.

Or, you know, buy a ticket. But fuck that shit, I wasn't giving the government my money.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Yeah, but you're you. :p

And the Indian transport system is so bad that I honestly would just get on (I mean on top of it), enter though the skylight and fall asleep in the luggage compartment they have up there.

Or, you know, buy a ticket. But fuck that shit, I wasn't giving the government my money.

At least you have a public transportation system...
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Yeah, but you're you. :p

And the Indian transport system is so bad that I honestly would just get on (I mean on top of it), enter though the skylight and fall asleep in the luggage compartment they have up there.


Ah. I'd always wondered if someone had ever done that before. It just sounds so covenient. :P.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:35 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And the Indian transport system is so bad that I honestly would just get on (I mean on top of it), enter though the skylight and fall asleep in the luggage compartment they have up there.

Or, you know, buy a ticket. But fuck that shit, I wasn't giving the government my money.

At least you have a public transportation system...

I always hated how America doesn't really have that.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:35 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And the Indian transport system is so bad that I honestly would just get on (I mean on top of it), enter though the skylight and fall asleep in the luggage compartment they have up there.


Ah. I'd always wondered if someone had ever done that before. It just sounds so covenient. :P.

Oh, people do that all the time back there.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Ah. I'd always wondered if someone had ever done that before. It just sounds so covenient. :P.

Oh, people do that all the time back there.


-Enters through skylight-

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:At least you have a public transportation system...

I always hated how America doesn't really have that.

So do I, but as you know, public transportation is socialist and socialism is evil!
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