Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:I'm a Generalite who RPs. I upkeep my sarcasm meter every few hours.
Officer 1: We need to take down these gangs! They're terrorizing the city!
Officer 2: We cannot, good sir. They have fucking grenades, sir!
Officer 1: So? What are you, a wuss? Go subdue them!
Officer 2: They're rocket powered grenades sir!
Officer 1: Well... fuck.
Well, it sure beats:
Officer 1: Sir, the cartel is causing a shitstorm again.
Officer 2: Oh. Do they need any help?
Officer 1: Sir, the cartel is causing a shitstorm again.
Officer 2: Why should we care? We don't even exist.