Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Come on, Cracked.

The water is so polluted that you can walk on it. We'll be fine.

Mumbai Tea Party will now have a scene where the floodgates break and the hero escapes by walking away on top of the flood.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Come on, Cracked.

The water is so polluted that you can walk on it. We'll be fine.

Mumbai Tea Party will now have a scene where the floodgates break and the hero escapes by walking away on top of the flood.

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

[Individuality-ness]

Mumbai Tea Party will now have a scene where the floodgates break and the hero escapes by walking away on top of the flood.

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

Damn.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Mumbai Tea Party will now have a scene where the floodgates break and the hero escapes by walking away on top of the flood.

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

And then he taught you karate.

(nods)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Mumbai Tea Party will now have a scene where the floodgates break and the hero escapes by walking away on top of the flood.

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

Wow.

Are all Indians demigods or something?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

Damn.

I sincerely want to know what article he was reading in that paper. What the hell was it?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

And then he taught you karate.

(nods)

Nah. Different guy did that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remember during one monsoon this one guy was just wearing a lifejacket, laying on his back and reading a newspaper (we still did that back then). During a flood. Which he was on.

I just stared at him until he passed out of view. Then I met him again three months later at the grocery market and just touched his feet and bowed out of respect.

Wow.

Are all Indians demigods or something?

I think we just figure "Fuck it, we have hundreds of other lives to fall back on."

[Individuality-ness]

Damn.

I sincerely want to know what article he was reading in that paper. What the hell was it?

Who knows? He didn't happen to be sipping tea at the same time, was he?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Wow.

Are all Indians demigods or something?

I think we just figure "Fuck it, we have hundreds of other lives to fall back on."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I sincerely want to know what article he was reading in that paper. What the hell was it?

Who knows? He didn't happen to be sipping tea at the same time, was he?

Indians are always sipping tea. For example, when Gandhi was shot both him and his assassin were drinking a glass of chai. *nod*

That was sarcasm. Just to confirm.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I think we just figure "Fuck it, we have hundreds of other lives to fall back on."

When your gangs are nicer and more well trained than your police, you tend to adopt a rather "Fuck this shit" attitude.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Who knows? He didn't happen to be sipping tea at the same time, was he?

Indians are always sipping tea. For example, when Gandhi was shot both him and his assassin were drinking a glass of chai. *nod*

That was sarcasm. Just to confirm.

I can imagine them both sipping tea and talking about life, with Gandhi in a meditating position or something, and then when they both finish, the guy shots him. That would have been epic.

Also, gangs are better than the police force? Wow. >.>

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indians are always sipping tea. For example, when Gandhi was shot both him and his assassin were drinking a glass of chai. *nod*

That was sarcasm. Just to confirm.

I can imagine them both sipping tea and talking about life, with Gandhi in a meditating position or something, and then when they both finish, the guy shots him. That would have been epic.

Also, gangs are better than the police force? Wow. >.>

And the gangsters have rocket propelled grenades.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I can imagine them both sipping tea and talking about life, with Gandhi in a meditating position or something, and then when they both finish, the guy shots him. That would have been epic.

Also, gangs are better than the police force? Wow. >.>

And the gangsters have rocket propelled grenades.

Wow.

[Liriena]

Wow.

Are all Indians demigods or something?

I think we just figure "Fuck it, we have hundreds of other lives to fall back on."

That's...actually a nice philosophy, all in all.

Sure beats: "OMG, I gotta be narrow-minded and obedient of my preacher's interpretation of the Bible, regardless of my own personal happiness, or I'll burn in HELL!"

[Liriena]

I can imagine them both sipping tea and talking about life, with Gandhi in a meditating position or something, and then when they both finish, the guy shots him. That would have been epic.

Also, gangs are better than the police force? Wow. >.>

And the gangsters have rocket propelled grenades.

Meh...real gangsters use napalm.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And the gangsters have rocket propelled grenades.

Wow.

Luckily, things have gotten better as of late.

The gangsters with RPGs are a step up from what things were like in the 80s and 90s. Take that as you will.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Wow.

Luckily, things have gotten better as of late.

The gangsters with RPGs are a step up from what things were like in the 80s and 90s. Take that as you will.

I don't even have an idea of how I can take that. I'll just go back to posting.

[Individuality-ness]

Who knows? He didn't happen to be sipping tea at the same time, was he?

Indians are always sipping tea. For example, when Gandhi was shot both him and his assassin were drinking a glass of chai. *nod*

That was sarcasm. Just to confirm.

I'm a Generalite who RPs. I upkeep my sarcasm meter every few hours.

I can imagine them both sipping tea and talking about life, with Gandhi in a meditating position or something, and then when they both finish, the guy shots him. That would have been epic.

Also, gangs are better than the police force? Wow. >.>

And the gangsters have rocket propelled grenades.

Officer 1: We need to take down these gangs! They're terrorizing the city!
Officer 2: We cannot, good sir. They have fucking grenades, sir!
Officer 1: So? What are you, a wuss? Go subdue them!
Officer 2: They're rocket powered grenades sir!
Officer 1: Well... fuck.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Indians are always sipping tea. For example, when Gandhi was shot both him and his assassin were drinking a glass of chai. *nod*

That was sarcasm. Just to confirm.

I'm a Generalite who RPs. I upkeep my sarcasm meter every few hours.

And the gangsters have rocket propelled grenades.

Officer 1: We need to take down these gangs! They're terrorizing the city!
Officer 2: We cannot, good sir. They have fucking grenades, sir!
Officer 1: So? What are you, a wuss? Go subdue them!
Officer 2: They're rocket powered grenades sir!
Officer 1: Well... fuck.

Well, it sure beats:

Officer 1: Sir, the cartel is causing a shitstorm again.
Officer 2: Oh. Do they need any help?

[Individuality-ness]

Officer 1: We need to take down these gangs! They're terrorizing the city!
Officer 2: We cannot, good sir. They have fucking grenades, sir!
Officer 1: So? What are you, a wuss? Go subdue them!
Officer 2: They're rocket powered grenades sir!
Officer 1: Well... fuck.

Well, it sure beats:

Officer 1: Sir, the cartel is causing a shitstorm again.
Officer 2: Oh. Do they need any help?

True.

[Ende]

I feel like this battle between Jamie and the Ende-controlled plant is just going to become a stupid dickfight, so I'm ending that now.

If I was RPing with literally anybody else, this would not be a problem.

At all.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm a Generalite who RPs. I upkeep my sarcasm meter every few hours.


Officer 1: We need to take down these gangs! They're terrorizing the city!
Officer 2: We cannot, good sir. They have fucking grenades, sir!
Officer 1: So? What are you, a wuss? Go subdue them!
Officer 2: They're rocket powered grenades sir!
Officer 1: Well... fuck.

Well, it sure beats:

Officer 1: Sir, the cartel is causing a shitstorm again.
Officer 2: Oh. Do they need any help?

Mumbai in the 80s right there.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I feel like this battle between Jamie and the Ende-controlled plant is just going to become a stupid dickfight, so I'm ending that now.

If I was RPing with literally anybody else, this would not be a problem.

At all.

Ende.

Shut up.