Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[AETEN II]

Optimus Primes stopped being useful when he turned into robot Jesus and died for the hundredth time. It's like in every single depiction, you gotta have Optimus throwing himself off the cliff. Almost with glee.

I'd think a robot with infinite respawns would stay pretty useful, wouldn't he?

Nah.

I prefer Bumblebee. In that he's great at discovering the Decepticon hideout. Just tag him with a tracker and keep and eye on when he gets kidnapped, then raid the place.

[Olthar]

Optimus never stops being useful.


The Batmobile doesn't transform into a robot.

Optimus Primes stopped being useful when he turned into robot jesus and died for the hundredth time. It's like in every single depiction, you gotta have Optimus throwing himself off the cliff. Almost with glee.

I'd like to see you try telling Christians that Jesus stopped being useful when he got himself killed.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Optimus Primes stopped being useful when he turned into robot jesus and died for the hundredth time. It's like in every single depiction, you gotta have Optimus throwing himself off the cliff. Almost with glee.

I'd like to see you try telling Christians that Jesus stopped being useful when he got himself killed.

But do you worship Optimus? .

[Olthar]

I'd like to see you try telling Christians that Jesus stopped being useful when he got himself killed.

But do you worship Optimus? .

Noooo.

[Constaniana]

Optimus Primes stopped being useful when he turned into robot jesus and died for the hundredth time. It's like in every single depiction, you gotta have Optimus throwing himself off the cliff. Almost with glee.

I'd like to see you try telling Christians that Jesus stopped being useful when he got himself killed.

I'd like to see you try telling Christians that Jesus stopped being useful when he got himself killed.

But do you worship Optimus? .

Olthar faithfully worships Celestia, get your facts straight.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

But do you worship Optimus? .

Olthar faithfully worships Celestia, get your facts straight.

The only time that MLP and Transformers should overlap is if one is discussing hot nuts.

[Olthar]

Olthar faithfully worships Celestia, get your facts straight.

The only time that MLP and Transformers should overlap is if one is discussing hot nuts.

Or if one is beating the other into the ground.

[Mavorpen]

The only time that MLP and Transformers should overlap is if one is discussing hot nuts.

Or if one is beating the other into the ground.

Let me guess, Dash vs. Starscream?

[Olthar]

Or if one is beating the other into the ground.

Let me guess, Dash vs. Starscream?

What else?

[Mavorpen]

Let me guess, Dash vs. Starscream?

What else?

I loved when she ate his spark.

I also laughed when they mentioned that he was leader of the deceptions for only 20 seconds or something.

[Olthar]

What else?

I loved when she ate his spark.

I also laughed when they mentioned that he was leader of the deceptions for only 20 seconds or something.

[AETEN II]

Optimus Primes stopped being useful when he turned into robot jesus and died for the hundredth time. It's like in every single depiction, you gotta have Optimus throwing himself off the cliff. Almost with glee.

I'd like to see you try telling Christians that Jesus stopped being useful when he got himself killed.

Nah. I prefer Cthulhu.


Although I really find it funny how Jesus is normally depicted- he always to me appears to be Yahweh's hipster son and I wouldn't be surprised if in Elfen High he was born actually in the sixties, but found this awesome thing called LSD and went through a rebellious faze and is still refusing to cooperate with Yahweh.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A side note - in reading To Kill a Mockingbird, I've realized that I unintentionally made Lewis' a drunken, angry Atticus Finch, at least to D.

[Constaniana]

A side note - in reading To Kill a Mockingbird, I've realized that I unintentionally made Lewis' a drunken, angry Atticus Finch, at least to D.

Now that I think about, he does have quite the Atticus vibe.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A side note - in reading To Kill a Mockingbird, I've realized that I unintentionally made Lewis' a drunken, angry Atticus Finch, at least to D.

Now that I think about, he does have quite the Atticus vibe.

"Courage is not a man with a gun.

It's a man with a fuckin' awesome sword-cane."

[Constaniana]

Now that I think about, he does have quite the Atticus vibe.

"Courage is not a man with a gun.

It's a man with a fuckin' awesome sword-cane."

Atticus is a pretty cool dad. His name is on the list of potential names for my future children, along with Charles, Craig, Maximus, and Mufassa.

[Olthar]

"Courage is not a man with a gun.

It's a man with a fuckin' awesome sword-cane."

Atticus is just a plain boss really. His name is on the list of potential names for my future children, along with Charles, Craig, Maximus, and Mufassa.

Don't name your kid Mufassa if you plan on having more than one boy.

[Constaniana]

Atticus is just a plain boss really. His name is on the list of potential names for my future children, along with Charles, Craig, Maximus, and Mufassa.

Don't name your kid Mufassa if you plan on having more than one boy.

Because the other ones won't have names as cool as him, or because my balls will get kicked off for naming him that?

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Courage is not a man with a gun.

It's a man with a fuckin' awesome sword-cane."

Atticus is a pretty cool dad. His name is on the list of potential names for my future children, along with Charles, Craig, Maximus, and Mufassa.

The best part about reading this book is the teacher's reactions to it.

An actual speech she delivered - "There's a word in this book. We all know what word it is. Some of you might say 'Why don't they just take this word out?' We don't, because if we did, we'd never know how wrong we were. When you're reading out loud, you don't have to say it. It's OK, we understand."

The actual response from the kid next to me - "Do you mean 'slut'?"

[Constaniana]

Atticus is a pretty cool dad. His name is on the list of potential names for my future children, along with Charles, Craig, Maximus, and Mufassa.

The best part about reading this book is the teacher's reactions to it.

An actual speech she delivered - "There's a word in this book. We all know what word it is. Some of you might say 'Why don't they just take this word out?' We don't, because if we did, we'd never know how wrong we were. When you're reading out loud, you don't have to say it. It's OK, we understand."

The actual response from the kid next to me - "Do you mean 'slut'?"

I will admit that before I actually read the book for the first time last year I would joke about it, saying that instructions on bird hunting seemed like poor material for a classic American novel. I have never been so wrong.

[Olthar]

Don't name your kid Mufassa if you plan on having more than one boy.

Because the other ones won't have names as cool as him, or because my balls will get kicked off for naming him that?

No, because Mufassa's brother killed him. :/

[Individuality-ness]

Because the other ones won't have names as cool as him, or because my balls will get kicked off for naming him that?

No, because Mufassa's brother killed him. :/

... can't we just name him Simba and be happy about it?

[Olthar]

Atticus is a pretty cool dad. His name is on the list of potential names for my future children, along with Charles, Craig, Maximus, and Mufassa.

The best part about reading this book is the teacher's reactions to it.

An actual speech she delivered - "There's a word in this book. We all know what word it is. Some of you might say 'Why don't they just take this word out?' We don't, because if we did, we'd never know how wrong we were. When you're reading out loud, you don't have to say it. It's OK, we understand."

The actual response from the kid next to me - "Do you mean 'slut'?"

The best part about reading this book is the teacher's reactions to it.

An actual speech she delivered - "There's a word in this book. We all know what word it is. Some of you might say 'Why don't they just take this word out?' We don't, because if we did, we'd never know how wrong we were. When you're reading out loud, you don't have to say it. It's OK, we understand."

The actual response from the kid next to me - "Do you mean 'slut'?"

I will admit that before I actually read the book for the first time last year I would joke about it, saying that instructions on bird hunting seemed like poor material for a classic American novel. I have never been so wrong.

I think everyone did. School kids aren't particularly adept at "allegories."

[Olthar]

No, because Mufassa's brother killed him. :/

... can't we just name him Simba and be happy about it?

But that would condemn Con to death! D:

[Constaniana]

Because the other ones won't have names as cool as him, or because my balls will get kicked off for naming him that?

No, because Mufassa's brother killed him. :/