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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:21 pm

I'd take us right to the "conversation", but Hard.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Ranbo » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:26 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'd take us right to the "conversation", but Hard.

It's hard without Hard, ain't it?

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:28 pm

Ranbo wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'd take us right to the "conversation", but Hard.

It's hard without Hard, ain't it?

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Once I'm done screaming, I'll be sure to kill you for that.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Ranbo
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Postby Ranbo » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:30 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ranbo wrote:It's hard without Hard, ain't it?

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Once I'm done screaming, I'll be sure to kill you for that.

I had a feeling that was coming.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:31 pm

Ranbo wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Once I'm done screaming, I'll be sure to kill you for that.

I had a feeling that was coming.

Oh my.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:32 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Ranbo wrote:I had a feeling that was coming.

Oh my.

*sets up video camera*
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:32 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Ranbo wrote:I had a feeling that was coming.

Oh my.

Calm down, Sulu, you'll have a heart attack.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:32 pm

I like this guy. I'm going to now have hundreds of polite demons show up.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Ranbo
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Postby Ranbo » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:35 pm


Killing with manners.
*nods*
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:35 pm

Sorry, posting.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:36 pm


"I do apologize for eating your unborn child. I did not realize that you still wanted him, so many people don't.

If you like, I can go to the delicatessen and purchase a new batch for you. Don't worry about paying me back."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:36 pm

Ranbo wrote:

Killing with manners.
*nods*

Demon: "I do apologise for this. It is an unfortunate necessity in today's times. Please do not take this as a personal affront."
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:37 pm


This is what happens when a demon becomes a Mormon. :p
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:37 pm

Constaniana wrote:

This is what happens when a demon becomes a Mormon. :p

Holy shit, Night - Mormon missionaries in Hell.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Olthar » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:37 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh my.

*sets up video camera*

*begins selling popcorn*
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:37 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

"I do apologize for eating your unborn child. I did not realize that you still wanted him, so many people don't.

If you like, I can go to the delicatessen and purchase a new batch for you. Don't worry about paying me back."

I am going to have so many polite demons now.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:38 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:This is what happens when a demon becomes a Mormon. :p

Holy shit, Night - Mormon missionaries in Hell.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry or both.
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:38 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:This is what happens when a demon becomes a Mormon. :p

Holy shit, Night - Mormon missionaries in Hell.

Canadian Mormon Demons. *nods*
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:39 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Holy shit, Night - Mormon missionaries in Hell.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry or both.

Yes.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:40 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Holy shit, Night - Mormon missionaries in Hell.

Canadian Mormon Demons. *nods*

Eh?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Ranbo » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:41 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Holy shit, Night - Mormon missionaries in Hell.

Canadian Mormon Demons. *nods*

"Now Entering Mormon Canada, Located in Beautiful Central Hell. Please enjoy your stay, eh?
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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:42 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.


I was bored. :P.

This is utterly canon.


:lol:

Also are you better now? D:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:42 pm

Ranbo wrote:
Olthar wrote:Canadian Mormon Demons. *nods*

"Now Entering Mormon Canada, Located in Beautiful Central Hell. Please enjoy your stay, eh?

Central Hell is nearly uninhabitable for humans. Dys is on the North Pole.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:43 pm

Human: They're burning the dead in the streets, must be trying to stop the plague spreading.
Polite Demon: Anyone else simply famished?..... Oh, it appears to just be me.
Human: Gonna pretend I never heard that.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Ranbo
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Postby Ranbo » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:44 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Ranbo wrote:"Now Entering Mormon Canada, Located in Beautiful Central Hell. Please enjoy your stay, eh?

Central Hell is nearly uninhabitable for humans. Dys is on the North Pole.

Central in the metaphorical sense, not the literal one.
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