Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[The Nuclear Fist]

It'll make sense in the greater picture.

I'm throwing all of the shit troops in one big group for a reason.

If the plan it to make a feint attack to draw the enemy away while the real forces strike, then there are much easier and more effective ways of doing it than staging a fake coup.

What are you two talking about?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Uncle Vlad!

@Nat: ...

It's true, though. They need the reactions to this to be real and panicked.

Which is why L'Enfer's being a bitch is incredibly useful.

...This makes sense and now I'm scared.

@TNF: If you're coming back to this, you should probably wait until the arc's over. Mid-February, according to Night.

[Olthar]

Oh, I don't think anyone here knows what's going on. Nat pretends he does, but don't believe him.

I don't believe anything Nat says.

That's why I sincerely believe the sky is orange at night.

That's a good policy.

[Olthar]

If the plan it to make a feint attack to draw the enemy away while the real forces strike, then there are much easier and more effective ways of doing it than staging a fake coup.

What are you two talking about?

The IC. Everyone is attacking Dys, and the bears just did something stupid.

[The Nuclear Fist]

@TNF: If you're coming back to this, you should probably wait until the arc's over. Mid-February, according to Night.

Meh, I'd like to play a small role.

[Individuality-ness]

What are you two talking about?

The IC. Everyone is attacking Dys, and the bears just did something stupid.

Or brilliant, depending on whether they really meant to do the coup or whether it's a ruse.

[The Nuclear Fist]

What are you two talking about?

The IC. Everyone is attacking Dys, and the bears just did something stupid.

Now I remember why I took a leave of absence.

Nothing ever makes sense.

[Creative Vikings]

Quick question before you eject me out the airlock:

How and or when are places are available for this RP?

[Olthar]

The IC. Everyone is attacking Dys, and the bears just did something stupid.

Now I remember why I took a leave of absence.

Nothing ever makes sense.

It really doesn't.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Quick question before you eject me out the airlock:

How and or when are places are available for this RP?

*vomits CV out of the airlock*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Quick question before you eject me out the airlock:

How and or when are places are available for this RP?

Mid-February according to Nightkill.

[Creative Vikings]

Quick question before you eject me out the airlock:

How and or when are places are available for this RP?

Mid-February according to Nightkill.

Sweet.

Quick question before you eject me out the airlock:

How and or when are places are available for this RP?

*vomits CV out of the airlock*

It's an honour to foul up your oral orifice, archduke.

[Constaniana]

UK: unfortunately we've never had this guy as a leader, but i think jeremy clarkson would undeniably be the best prime minister....In the world!

This must become canon at some point.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Post will come when I stop throwing up.

[Astrolinium]

Post will come when I stop throwing up.

[Olthar]

Post will come when I stop throwing up.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Post will come when I stop throwing up.

I'd hug you, but I like having arms.

[Olthar]

Post will come when I stop throwing up.

I'd hug you, but I like having arms.

You will show your support for your friend.
*forces Nat to hug Night*

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'd hug you, but I like having arms.

You will show your support for your friend.
*forces Nat to hug Night*

(melts)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd hug you, but I like having arms.

You will show your support for your friend.
*forces Nat to hug Night*

*Nat disintegrates*

[Olthar]

Now wasn't that nice?

[Nationstatelandsville]

You will show your support for your friend.
*forces Nat to hug Night*

*Nat disintegrates*

Damn it, I can't even stay matter, can I?

[The Inritus Extraho]

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black, Minh was somewhat Japanese and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

Jade was female and... I don't even know.

Monolith isn't even human. //minority

Now I remember why I took a leave of absence.

Nothing ever makes sense.

Vlaaaad! Hello!

[Ranbo]

Post will come when I stop throwing up.

Hope you feel better real soon.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

This is utterly canon.