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Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Olthar wrote:I'm also pretty sure that Bowser can't swim. I'm sure that'll help immensely.

He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

Individuality-ness wrote:*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.

Individuality-ness wrote:*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Individuality-ness wrote:*having read the RP* So was this mission doomed to fail then, and EH fucked?

Mission?

Doomed?

Probably, but not because of this. Patience, my friends.

Individuality-ness wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mission?

Doomed?

Probably, but not because of this. Patience, my friends.

It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Individuality-ness wrote:It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

It can always get worse.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Individuality-ness wrote:It's going to get worse? Ooh, I can't wait.

It can always get worse.

Olthar wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can always get worse.

You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Olthar wrote:You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Olthar wrote:You mean Azazel is going to pull off his mask and reveal that he's been Justin Beiber this whole time!?

Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Now I'm picturing him singing "Baby" while gunning down dissidents.

Night, make it happen.

Dear God, no. He has standards.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Admittedly I had utterly forgotten about Calliel and Ivy until just now.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm feeling very tired and sick so I'm going to go sleep now.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm feeling very tired and sick so I'm going to go sleep now.

Feel better soon.

Or don't. I'm not your mother.

Don't die.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.

Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Mario was one of the most powerful Ancients.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

Ende wrote:

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario screamed as he jumped up high, hammer in hand. Upon landing, he stomped an unlucky Fae, blue blood spilling all over as the chaotic being was brutally smashed onto the ground. The one behind did not fare much better, as its head was immediately smashed in by the Ancient's hammer, shooting down right through his body and exploding upon hitting the ground at such velocity.

And yet, they were losing. And he knew it.

"Lord Mario!" One of his elite soldiers called out to him. A tall, muscular creature wielding an enormous brick, with what could be best described as a mushroom cap on top of his head. "The Grail is finished!" He said, before turning around and hurling the brick towards an unlucky Fae who had just finished disemboweling another Toad.

"Wahoo!" Mario said, clearly cheered up by these news.

"But we can not activate it at the moment! It must gather energy, and I am afraid we do not have enough time. I am sorry, Lord Mario." The Toad stated.

"Mamma mia!" Mario said, now distraught.

"Yes, terrible news indeed. But we can still do something! We can hide the grail in hopes that someone will find it and make use of it. We will need time, though." The Toad said.

"Okey-dokey!" Mario stated. He was determined to take any chance he could at defeating the Fae, even if it meant his own defeat.

However, a projectile then struck Toad's head, killing him instantly. Mario turned around, and saw a man clad in yellow robes holding a blonde woman.

"Marioooooo!" The woman screamed. Mario's face turned pale as he saw this.

"Well, well, well." The man in yellow robes said with a sinister grin on his face. "Who do we have here?" He said, and laughed thunderously as he, with a simple movement, snapped the woman's neck. Immediately, life abandoned her.

Mario was enraged. The Fae had come and destroyed everything he had. His kingdom, his friends, even his brother, and now his lover, too. This could not be allowed to continue. The grail would survive and find someone who would use it to get rid of the Fae. He would make sure of that.

Filled with righteous wrath, Mario used his most powerful ability. From the skies above, a glow could be seen, growing every second. Soon it became apparent that a tiny, tiny star was heading towards him. After a while, it finally came down and impacted him. The ground around him exploded and smoke filled the air for a moment. When it dissipated, the Ancient stood there, hammer still in hand. But he was different. His clothes were constantly changing color, and he had an aura of untold power around him.

"ITS-A-ME! MARIO!" He shouted as he charged towards the Fae one last time.

I was bored. .

That's pretty good. There are a few things that could be a bit better.

Mind if I gave it a shot?