The Sudanese beg to differ.
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:42 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:45 am
by Astrolinium » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:49 am
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:25 am
by Constaniana » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:31 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ranbo » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:25 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:41 am
by Rupudska » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:50 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:51 am
Rupudska wrote:*looks around in thread*
On a scale of 1 to the British Empire, how dead is the sidestory thread?
by Rupudska » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:54 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:01 am
Rupudska wrote:Can I drive into the battle?
by Rupudska » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:03 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:36 am
Rupudska wrote:All right.
Knowing Yuzuki, she'd probably have sensed a disturbance in the good/bad sex force.
And would have probably turned the bus she made into a chariot of death a WH40K ork would be proud of.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Neo Arcad » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:49 am
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:49 am
Neo Arcad wrote:Have we started the new arc yet?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:49 am
Neo Arcad wrote:Have we started the new arc yet? I've been waiting until then to rejoin this.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:51 am
by Neo Arcad » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:55 am
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:59 am
by Nude East Ireland » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:07 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:10 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:12 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:12 am
by Olthar » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:15 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"So..." D sighed awkwardly, smashing a hammer into the hot metal and forcing it into the desired shape.
"What are you doing?" Rosalind asked, wide-eyed and rocking slightly in the stool she was sitting in.
"Making a pipe," D replied, "but that's not important."
"Why are you making a pipe?" she continued.
"Pipe... things," D said, "That's not the point. The point is, you're my sister, I'm your brother, and don't touch that."
Rosalind giggled and dropped the explosive, which made D cringe. Nothing happened, fortunately, but that didn't worry him any less.
"Babies are stupid," D observed.
"I'm three," Rosalind spat.
"I'm four months old and I know that exposing that big-ass brick of cavendium to the air will kill us both and probably the entire school," he grumbled.
"Ca-vindum?" Rosalind questioned.
"The seventh alkali metal, not that you know what that is," D replied, "Made it myself but it's not my discovery. Would you stop poking it?"
"Boom!" she laughed, "Explosions is cool!"
"Oh, for fuck's sake," D groaned, ripping the block from her hands, "I can't believe I traded Dad for you."
"...Dada?" Rosalind questioned, looking up, "Dee, where is he?"
D blinked. Well, fuck.
"Uh, busy, Rosie," D said with a cheesy smile, "Talking to Crowley."
"Crowley's nice," Rosalind laughed, "and silly."
"When he needs to be," D replied.
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