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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:59 pm

Olthar wrote:wat. :meh:

Yup.

Snowflame and I are not amused.

... Okay, I am.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:59 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Mav still has not stopped laughing.

There's no way you planned this.

No fucking way.

This is why Night doesn't plan. Because when he does, the results are terrifying.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:59 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:What up freaks?

Izanagi is Azazel and Jamie killed an autistic demon child.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:00 pm

This is absolutely hilarious! :lol2:
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:00 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:What up freaks?

Izanagi is Azazel and Jamie killed an autistic demon child.

That's not at all vague.

Why doesn't some kind soul give me a rundown of, let's say, Saturday to now?
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:00 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Night, you tit. You utter tit.

Mav still has not stopped laughing.

My dog has been staring at me for the past 5 minutes as I laughed at the sheer insanity of this.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:01 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:There's no way you planned this.

No fucking way.

This is why Night doesn't plan. Because when he does, the results are terrifying.

HA HA HA HA! HAHAHA HA HA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
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# went there....

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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:01 pm

This opens up so many plot holes, but it is just too insane to matter! :lol:
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:02 pm

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=cI4t&k=CDN
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:03 pm

Olthar wrote:This opens up so many plot holes, but it is just too insane to matter! :lol:

When I said I got inspiration, I never said it was good inspiration. :p
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:04 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:This opens up so many plot holes, but it is just too insane to matter! :lol:

When I said I got inspiration, I never said it was good inspiration. :p

True. :lol:
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:04 pm

Olthar wrote:This opens up so many plot holes, but it is just too insane to matter! :lol:

This makes Eldliam's character development seem as solid and consistent as a piece of marble.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:04 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Olthar wrote:This opens up so many plot holes, but it is just too insane to matter! :lol:

This makes Eldliam's character development seem as solid and consistent as a piece of marble.

:lol:
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:04 pm

"I have to admit. It almost made me give a shit."

This needs to be printed on napkins and mass produced for restaurants everywhere.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:05 pm

I would like to confirm I am completely sober right now.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:05 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I would like to confirm I am completely sober right now.

And on that day the greatest lie ever was told.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:06 pm

Just tell me what the fuck is going on. And be a little specific, maybe? I mean, I'm totally handling all this perfectly, but still.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:07 pm

I almost regret not sending the Ciels down there.

Almost, but meh.
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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:07 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I almost regret not sending the Ciels down there.

Almost, but meh.

I'm slightly disappointed myself.
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:07 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Just tell me what the fuck is going on. And be a little specific, maybe? I mean, I'm totally handling all this perfectly, but still.


I think the issue is that none of us are quite sure what's going on either.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*looks at next boss battle*

I'm such a dick.

I am an honest man.

:rofl:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:*looks at next boss battle*

I'm such a dick.

I am an honest man.

:rofl:

For the record - I was not informed of this and refuse to take any responsibility.
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From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:09 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:Just tell me what the fuck is going on. And be a little specific, maybe? I mean, I'm totally handling all this perfectly, but still.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA

Really though, just read the last page. The boss battle is about to begin.

*starts laughing uncontrollably again*
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I am an honest man.

:rofl:

For the record - I was not informed of this and refuse to take any responsibility.

Come on, lad, you're laughing.

You're also crying, but that's a side point.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:For the record - I was not informed of this and refuse to take any responsibility.

Come on, lad, you're laughing.

You're also crying, but that's a side point.

No, I'm waiting eagerly to take the opportunity to rip Richard a new asshole.

I've been waiting to do this for a very long time, you see.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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