Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Erinkita]

Trying to finish my one shot while doing my essay for Rhetoric. That was a bad idea.

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.

I'll always remember 9th grade (I think), where it was a day that the students dressed as teachers, and the teachers dressed as students. My sixty-year-old, bald algebra teacher with baby fuzz for hair walked through the hallways, slouched, wearing a black and red hoodie, with a large golden necklace.

Until he stood up and started teaching, we though he was some large, new kid at the school.

Thank you for this story.

[AETEN II]

Trying to finish my one shot while doing my essay for Rhetoric. That was a bad idea.

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.

I'll always remember 9th grade (I think), where it was a day that the students dressed as teachers, and the teachers dressed as students. My sixty-year-old, bald algebra teacher with baby fuzz for hair walked through the hallways, slouched, wearing a black and red hoodie, with a large golden necklace.

Until he stood up and started teaching, we though he was some large, new kid at the school.

Thank you for this story.

I hated the school, and the organization it's a part of, as well as the student body there, but goddamn that was a good day.

[Mavorpen]

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

[Olthar]

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

DO EET!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about a really racist goddess of chaos. -Nods-

[Nationstatelandsville]

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about a really racist goddess of chaos. -Nods-

...In other words, Mark Twain wrote a novel.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about a really racist goddess of chaos. -Nods-

...In other words, Mark Twain wrote a novel.

-Shrug-

[Mavorpen]

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about a really racist goddess of chaos. -Nods-

"I asked you for a paper comparing the pros and cons of removing the N-word out of Huckleberry Finn and you're turning this in?"

"That's correct, sir."

"...You get a fucking A+."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about a really racist goddess of chaos. -Nods-

"I asked you for a paper comparing the pros and cons of removing the N-word out of Huckleberry Finn and you're turning this in?"

"That's correct, sir."

"...You get a fucking A+."

"You have balls, ni-"

"No."

"Sorry."

[Erinkita]

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.



Thank you for this story.

I hated the school, and the organization it's a part of, as well as the student body there, but goddamn that was a good day.

Create one document that works equally well for both purposes. You shouldn't have to be given solutions this obvious.

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

It's one of those cases where combining two good things makes both of them better. Like alcohol and roller coasters.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I hated the school, and the organization it's a part of, as well as the student body there, but goddamn that was a good day.

So either Eris will be screaming the word "nigger!" over and over, or Mark Twain for some reason made a novel about the goddess of chaos.

Seems legit.

It's one of those cases where combining two good things makes both of them better. Like alcohol and roller coasters.

Or LSD and everything.

[Mavorpen]

"I asked you for a paper comparing the pros and cons of removing the N-word out of Huckleberry Finn and you're turning this in?"

"That's correct, sir."

"...You get a fucking A+."

"You have balls, ni-"

"No."

"Sorry."

My professor.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Working on a post. Until something distracts me.

Which means if I happen to glance out my window.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Working on a post. Until something distracts me.

Which means if I happen to glance out my window.

Oh, India. .

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Working on a post. Until something distracts me.

Which means if I happen to glance out my window.

Oh, India. .

Possibly more amusing than the actual things here is Aliana's reaction to them.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Oh, India. .

Possibly more amusing than the actual things here is Aliana's reaction to them.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, India. .

Possibly more amusing than the actual things here is Aliana's reaction to them.

How the fuck has she not murdered you yet?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Possibly more amusing than the actual things here is Aliana's reaction to them.

Her: "You'll be late for work!"
Me: "Calm down, I'll get there!"
*runs for a while down the streets, grabs a moving autorickshaw and takes a seat on the roof. A few minutes later, I get a call*
Her: "You have a heart condition!"
Me: "This is the most normal method of travel here."

[Nationstatelandsville]

My Bio book is trying to explain surface area/volume ratios through the metaphor of a doubles tennis match.

Writing textbooks does something to your brain.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Her: "You'll be late for work!"
Me: "Calm down, I'll get there!"
*runs for a while down the streets, grabs a moving autorickshaw and takes a seat on the roof. A few minutes later, I get a call*
Her: "You have a heart condition!"
Me: "This is the most normal method of travel here."

[Individuality-ness]

Her: "You'll be late for work!"
Me: "Calm down, I'll get there!"
*runs for a while down the streets, grabs a moving autorickshaw and takes a seat on the roof. A few minutes later, I get a call*
Her: "You have a heart condition!"
Me: "This is the most normal method of travel here."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Her: "You'll be late for work!"
Me: "Calm down, I'll get there!"
*runs for a while down the streets, grabs a moving autorickshaw and takes a seat on the roof. A few minutes later, I get a call*
Her: "You have a heart condition!"
Me: "This is the most normal method of travel here."

Autorickshaws are illegal in Mumbai.

Not the slightest fuck is given.

[AETEN II]

My Bio book is trying to explain surface area/volume ratios through the metaphor of a doubles tennis match.

Writing textbooks does something your brain.

Or they hired a team of Baboons, which write nonstop until they create a textbook that's somewhat sane.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Autorickshaws are illegal in Mumbai.

Not the slightest fuck is given.

One wonders why.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

My Bio book is trying to explain surface area/volume ratios through the metaphor of a doubles tennis match.

Writing textbooks does something your brain.

Or they hired a team of Baboons, which write nonstop until they create a textbook that's somewhat sane.

Dude, baboons are awesome. Everytime I go to the jungle, they give me a lift.