Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Olthar]

Wynaut?

There's always a need for fireworks. *nods*

But at 3 AM?

Hmm, yeah I can see how that might be annoying.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Out of boredom, I clicked a random YouTube video.

Internet Explorer has a channel. And it's hilarious.

[Olthar]

Out of boredom, I clicked a random YouTube video.

Internet Explorer has a channel. And it's hilarious.

I think it's so hilarious that IE is so desperate for new users that they actually have to make ads now, and they have so little to offer that the best they can do are nostalgia and "IE sucks...less."

[Agritum]

Out of boredom, I clicked a random YouTube video.

Internet Explorer has a channel. And it's hilarious.

I think it's so hilarious that IE is so desperate for new users that they actually have to make ads now, and they have so little to offer that the best they can do are nostalgia and "IE sucks...less."

It's still the most used browser in the US, IIRC.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I think it's so hilarious that IE is so desperate for new users that they actually have to make ads now, and they have so little to offer that the best they can do are nostalgia and "IE sucks...less."

It's still the most used browser in the US, IIRC.

Considering 40% of America doesn't know the sun is a star, I'm not surprised. .

[Olthar]

I think it's so hilarious that IE is so desperate for new users that they actually have to make ads now, and they have so little to offer that the best they can do are nostalgia and "IE sucks...less."

It's still the most used browser in the US, IIRC.

Yeah, but those numbers are falling fast as even casual internet users are starting to switch to Firefox or Chrome.

Fuck, my grandparents use Firefox now.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's still the most used browser in the US, IIRC.

Considering 40% of America doesn't know the sun is a star, I'm not surprised. .

Oh, that's bullshit. Where the fuck are you getting this data?

[Mavorpen]

Considering 40% of America doesn't know the sun is a star, I'm not surprised. .

Oh, that's bullshit. Where the fuck are you getting this data?

Actually IIRC, it's 45%.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Considering 40% of America doesn't know the sun is a star, I'm not surprised. .

Oh, that's bullshit. Where the fuck are you getting this data?

A Spanish comic strip.

As you can probably guess, this was not a serious attempt at stating a fact.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So this exists.

[Mavorpen]

So this exists.

You're painfully late.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So this exists.

You're painfully late.

Indian Internet is just that slow.

I love how that's Key and Peele.

[Mavorpen]

You're painfully late.

Indian Internet is just that slow.

I love how that's Key and Peele.

Yes, but almost an entire week late? That's pretty damn slow.

I too was very pleased upon seeing that video.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indian Internet is just that slow.

I love how that's Key and Peele.

Yes, but almost an entire week late? That's pretty damn slow.

I too was very pleased upon seeing that video.

All of Key and Peele is canon in EH somehow, including that video.

Of course, Phineas and Ferb is also canon, so...

[Mavorpen]

Yes, but almost an entire week late? That's pretty damn slow.

I too was very pleased upon seeing that video.

All of Key and Peele is canon in EH somehow, including that video.

Of course, Phineas and Ferb is also canon, so...

At least Regular Show isn't canon. Rock Paper Scissors would be torture.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes, but almost an entire week late? That's pretty damn slow.

I too was very pleased upon seeing that video.

All of Key and Peele is canon in EH somehow, including that video.

Of course, Phineas and Ferb is also canon, so...

"Crowley, you can't be fucking serious about this."

"Just trust me, Fixban. All we need to do is hollow the dragon out, shape him into a school, and then wizard."

"..."

"Look, I know these guys..."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I think there are a few franchises as canon.

My shit and all inside it.
Doctor Who.
Phineas and Ferb.
Key and Peele.

[AETEN II]

Key and Peele is the second best thing to come out of Comedy Central after the Daily Show. Those guys are fucking hilarious- and the Obama videos were the best.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I think there are a few franchises as canon.

My shit and all inside it.
Doctor Who.
Phineas and Ferb.
Key and Peele.

The Doctor allows the TV show because he's a showboat.

(nods)

[Nationstatelandsville]

"It's mocking me," Lewis said with quiet fury, glaring at the plastic box before him.

"Not yet," D replied, "Please stop stabbing the computer."

Lewis put the knife down and spat on the computer before him. D sighed and crammed the wires Lewis had torn out back into it, plugging it back into the socket.

"We need a cross," Lewis said thoughtfully.

"...No, we don't," D said.

"Yeah," Lewis insisted, "I tried stakin' the witch's heart. Crosses are next on the List."

"...How have you survived this long?"

"Face-stabbings, mainly."

"Anyways," D groaned, "that's not the witch's heart because the computer is not a witch and computers don't have hearts because they're made of plastic and metal and would you stop chewing on that!"

Lewis threw the mouse on the ground and sniffed.

"Doesn't taste like witch," he noted.

"...Have you tasted witch?"

"...Your mo-"

"Don't finish that sentence."

The computer gradually returned from the dead, restoring D's work in a moment. Before the two was a long string of code written in an absolutely incomprehensible language that had not existed until two nights before.

"Is this where the Devil fucks us?" Lewis asked.

"...I..." D began, "No."

"Oh," Lewis said. He sounded vaguely disappointed.

"Now what?" he questioned.

"Now we code," D answered, typing painfully slowly. The keyboard hadn't been made for an eight-year-old.

"How's that work?"

"You tell the computer what you want it to do."

"How?"

"Typing."

"With?"

"...The Internet."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. First, you Java the p-tags and then, bam. You have an Internet."

"Witchcraft."

"Probably. Then you just HTML the Internet until it CSS's, get Bill Gates to sign the contract in goat blood, and deliver a prayer to Shiva."

"Shiva?"

"Shiva."

"Hmm," Lewis said thoughtfully, nodding, "What are all those numbers and stuff, then?"

"Gay," D said offhandedly. A soft whirring noise came from the computer as a red light next to D burst to brilliant life.

"HELLO, MAS-TER FRA-" HAL began to say.

I say "began" because, seconds later, HAL had been reduced to a fine dust and D's computer was embedded in the wall.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On Facebook,

My brother: Awesome, hit 100% completion in Skyrim.
Me: Do your homework.
Him: I did the whole month's in advance, lay off.

And now I'm not sure how to respond to that.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

On Facebook,

My brother: Awesome, hit 100% completion in Skyrim.
Me: Do your homework.
Him: I did the whole month's in advance, lay off.

And now I'm not sure how to respond to that.

[AETEN II]

On Facebook,

My brother: Awesome, hit 100% completion in Skyrim.
Me: Do your homework.
Him: I did the whole month's in advance, lay off.

And now I'm not sure how to respond to that.

100% Completion? Is that even possible?

[Erinkita]

On Facebook,

My brother: Awesome, hit 100% completion in Skyrim.
Me: Do your homework.
Him: I did the whole month's in advance, lay off.

And now I'm not sure how to respond to that.

I guess this means you've succeeded at big-brothering.

[Olthar]

On Facebook,

My brother: Awesome, hit 100% completion in Skyrim.
Me: Do your homework.
Him: I did the whole month's in advance, lay off.

And now I'm not sure how to respond to that.

On Facebook,

My brother: Awesome, hit 100% completion in Skyrim.
Me: Do your homework.
Him: I did the whole month's in advance, lay off.

And now I'm not sure how to respond to that.

100% Completion? Is that even possible?

If he just means quests, then yes. If he means quests and exploring every non-quest dungeon, then it's much more time-consuming, but still yes. If he means absolutely every undocumented thing that's possible, then probably not.