Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Ende]

It's just the EH universe in whole and the way it's made.

It's thoroughly absurd and yet serious at the same time.

The laws of physics are a mere suggestion that can be rewritten with enough snarky narration.

I almost feel bad for the original creator of the universe.

"Hey, guys, I've got this great idea. So, to make sure things keep relatively stable and all that, I'm implementing some rules and barriers and things like that.. They're all neat and they make sense and they'll make things run nicely. Pretty cool, huh?"

>nobody ever gives a single damn

[Nationstatelandsville]

The laws of physics are a mere suggestion that can be rewritten with enough snarky narration.

I almost feel bad for the original creator of the universe.

"Hey, guys, I've got this great idea. So, to make sure things keep relatively stable and all that, I'm implementing some rules and barriers and things like that.. They're all neat and they make sense and they'll make things run nicely. Pretty cool, huh?"

>nobody ever gives a single damn

To be fair, he's a dick.

[Ende]

I almost feel bad for the original creator of the universe.

"Hey, guys, I've got this great idea. So, to make sure things keep relatively stable and all that, I'm implementing some rules and barriers and things like that.. They're all neat and they make sense and they'll make things run nicely. Pretty cool, huh?"

>nobody ever gives a single damn

To be fair, he's a dick.

True.

Should I post, or are we waiting on Night?

[Nationstatelandsville]

To be fair, he's a dick.

True.

Should I post, or are we waiting on Night?

I think Dr. Dickens' brain exploded.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'll post.

Eventually.

First martial arts and then Super Smash Bros Brawl.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Super Smash Bros Brawl.

If you die before I get to kick your ass on that game, I'll go to Hell and kill you again.

[Ende]

Super Smash Bros Brawl.

That game is the best.

Of course, that's only because I'm actually good at it, but still.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Super Smash Bros Brawl.

That game is the best.

Of course, that's only because I'm actually good at it, but still.

You lie.

Lie.

[Ende]

That game is the best.

Of course, that's only because I'm actually good at it, but still.

You lie.

Lie.

Nat, I'm good at exactly four things in life and only four.

That's almost one of them.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You lie.

Lie.

Nat, I'm good at exactly four things in life and only four.

That's almost one of them.

We need to have an EH-wide game.

...We need to have an EH game. Seriously. Why is this not a video game?

[Ende]

So I'm browsing around on TV Tropes and I find this:

Ridiculous Procrastinator: Ende. Just Ende.

Night, you sonofabitch.

[Erinkita]

Durkon!

[Ende]

(Image) Durkon!

D:

Well, that's...that's really depressing, actually.

[Erinkita]

(Image) Durkon!

D:

Have you read On the Origin of PCs?

[Ende]

D:

Have you read On the Origin of PCs?

No, I haven't, because I'm perpetually broke.

I plan to as soon as I'm not broke, though.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'll post.

Eventually.

First martial arts and then Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Smash balls are bullshit though.

[Erinkita]

Have you read On the Origin of PCs?

No, I haven't, because I'm perpetually broke.

I plan to as soon as I'm not broke, though.

It's not that good, especially compared to Start of Darkness. But Durkon was sent away from the Dwarven lands because it was prophecied that he would bring destruction when he returned. They never told him this. The kobold oracle saying he'd return posthumously takes on a terrible new meaning now.

[Ende]

No, I haven't, because I'm perpetually broke.

I plan to as soon as I'm not broke, though.

It's not that good, especially compared to Start of Darkness. But Durkon was sent away from the Dwarven lands because it was prophecied that he would bring destruction when he returned. They never told him this. The kobold oracle saying he'd return posthumously takes on a terrible new meaning now.

...

That's awful.

[Erinkita]

It's not that good, especially compared to Start of Darkness. But Durkon was sent away from the Dwarven lands because it was prophecied that he would bring destruction when he returned. They never told him this. The kobold oracle saying he'd return posthumously takes on a terrible new meaning now.

...

That's awful.

Vampire Belkar would have been awesome. Vampire Durkon will be heart-rending.

How can a stick figure webcomic that makes jokes about Dungeons & Dragons do this to us?

[Olthar]

(Image) Durkon!

D:

Have you read On the Origin of PCs?

I've got all the books up to this point.

No, I haven't, because I'm perpetually broke.

I plan to as soon as I'm not broke, though.

It's not that good, especially compared to Start of Darkness. But Durkon was sent away from the Dwarven lands because it was prophecied that he would bring destruction when he returned. They never told him this. The kobold oracle saying he'd return posthumously takes on a terrible new meaning now.

It didn't really offer much in the way of plot, but it's still good. I like it.

Start of Darkness is amazing, though! It paints Redcloak as a wholly sympathetic Tragic Hero and makes Xykon downright terrifying! I absolutely love it!

[Olthar]

...

That's awful.

Vampire Belkar would have been awesome. Vampire Durkon will be heart-rending.

How can a stick figure webcomic that makes jokes about Dungeons & Dragons do this to us?

I know.

[Ende]

...

That's awful.

Vampire Belkar would have been awesome. Vampire Durkon will be heart-rending.

How can a stick figure webcomic that makes jokes about Dungeons & Dragons do this to us?

I just wanted to read a stick figure webcomic with jokes about Dungeons and Dragons.

It's sad because of all the characters, Durkon? The one stable member of the party? The one that's always nice? He's basically the group's Calliel, for fuck's sake. And then he just goes and dies.

Why do all the good characters have to die? D:

[Erinkita]

(Image) Durkon!

Have you read On the Origin of PCs?

I've got all the books up to this point.

I only have Start of Darkness. I'm not quite as broke and Ende, but still broke.

It's not that good, especially compared to Start of Darkness. But Durkon was sent away from the Dwarven lands because it was prophecied that he would bring destruction when he returned. They never told him this. The kobold oracle saying he'd return posthumously takes on a terrible new meaning now.

It didn't really offer much in the way of plot, but it's still good. I like it.

Start of Darkness is amazing, though! It paints Redcloak as a wholly sympathetic Tragic Hero and makes Xykon downright terrifying! I absolutely love it!

Most absolutely true. I liked Redcloak a lot already, but after reading SoD, he's my favourite character. Xykon's villain cred is ramped way up too. And the backstory it fills in is so satisfying, with Lirian and Dorukan, and especially Eugene Greenhilt. And Right Eye... RIGHT-EYE!

[Erinkita]

Vampire Belkar would have been awesome. Vampire Durkon will be heart-rending.

How can a stick figure webcomic that makes jokes about Dungeons & Dragons do this to us?

I just wanted to read a stick figure webcomic with jokes about Dungeons and Dragons.

It's sad because of all the characters, Durkon? The one stable member of the party? The one that's always nice? He's basically the group's Calliel, for fuck's sake. And then he just goes and dies.

Why do all the good characters have to die? D:

In Durkon's case, I guess it's because he can cast Raise Dead. With him gone, the stakes are so much higher for everyone else.

[Olthar]

I've got all the books up to this point.

I only have Start of Darkness. I'm not quite as broke and Ende, but still broke.

Oh, I've got no money, either. I've just been asking for them for Christmas for the past couple years.

It didn't really offer much in the way of plot, but it's still good. I like it.

Start of Darkness is amazing, though! It paints Redcloak as a wholly sympathetic Tragic Hero and makes Xykon downright terrifying! I absolutely love it!

Most absolutely true. I liked Redcloak a lot already, but after reading SoD, he's my favourite character. Xykon's villain cred is ramped way up too. And the backstory it fills in is so satisfying, with Lirian and Dorukan, and especially Eugene Greenhilt. And Right Eye... RIGHT-EYE!

Yeah, Right Eye was definitely the most tragic thing that's happened in this comic, though Durkon is a close second.