Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Constaniana]

Guys, guys, how do you get a drummer to shut up?

You hand him sheet music. //badumtish

//irony

I'm done.

How can you tell if the floor is flat? Have a drummer stand there and see which direction his drool slides.

How can you get away with parking in a disabled spot? Hang a drumstick from the rear-view mirror.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Guys, guys, how do you get a drummer to shut up?

You hand him sheet music. //badumtish

//irony

I'm done.

How can you tell if the floor is flat? Have a drummer stand there and see which direction his drool slides.

How can you get away with parking in a disabled spot? Hang a drumstick from the rear-view mirror.

Oh, we sang "Johnny One-Note" (or at least the SA did) for our last concert.

So I whisper, in one of our breaks, "Johnny could only sing one note/ ... he must be a bass" - our choir teacher bursts out laughing, then, after a few seconds, catches himself, says "That's not funny", and spends the rest of the practice chuckling.

[Olthar]

You know something we've barely touched?

Shinto.

That should be fixed.

Indeed. After my experiences with Ōkami and Ōkamiden, I find Shintoism to be a wonderfully interesting mythology.

[Ende]

I genuinely wish to move this along so I'll likely post in the next hour regardless.

You should post with Calliel or speed things along with that group because I'm not quite sure what to do at the moment but I have the time to post.

[Constaniana]

How can you tell if the floor is flat? Have a drummer stand there and see which direction his drool slides.

How can you get away with parking in a disabled spot? Hang a drumstick from the rear-view mirror.

Oh, we sang "Johnny One-Note" (or at least the SA did) for our last concert.

So I whisper, in one of our breaks, "Johnny could only sing one note/ ... he must be a bass" - our choir teacher bursts out laughing, then, after a few seconds, catches himself, says "That's not funny", and spends the rest of the practice chuckling.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is unrelated to the rp.

But holy fucking shit.

[Ende]

This is unrelated to the rp.

But holy fucking shit.

That's actually pretty cool. I'd probably try it with a few more patients before officially calling it a cure, just to make sure - but that's pretty damn awesome.

Sometimes humanity can do cool things.

[Individuality-ness]

This is unrelated to the rp.

But holy fucking shit.

This is good.

[Astrolinium]

Oh, and for those who are interested but haven't seen, I've permitted Rup to reboot my dice rp as a regular rp since my attempt at the concept died but the concept was still a strong one.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is unrelated to the rp.

But holy fucking shit.

"Hypospray." - D

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm a dick.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm a dick.

For the record, I told him it was stupid.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Never let a good brick not be... joked?

I don't know, fuck you.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

import java.cum

public class Orgasm
public static void main(String [] args) {
String Name= "HOLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK";
boolean isAwesome= false;

if boolean isAwesome= true {
cum();
}
}
//This code is wrong, but fuck you, I'm not writing a computer cum program for a simple joke.

[Olthar]

import java.cum

public class Orgasm
public static void main(String [] args) {
String Name= "HOLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK";
boolean isAwesome= false;

if boolean isAwesome= true {
cum();
}
}
//This code is wrong, but fuck you, I'm not writing a computer cum program for a simple joke.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

import java.cum

public class Orgasm
public static void main(String [] args) {
String Name= "HOLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK";
boolean isAwesome= false;

if boolean isAwesome= true {
cum();
}
}
//This code is wrong, but fuck you, I'm not writing a computer cum program for a simple joke.

Honestly speaking, HAL is more likely to run on C++.

[Nationstatelandsville]

import java.cum

public class Orgasm
public static void main(String [] args) {
String Name= "HOLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK";
boolean isAwesome= false;

if boolean isAwesome= true {
cum();
}
}
//This code is wrong, but fuck you, I'm not writing a computer cum program for a simple joke.

D didn't code that.

HAL is capable of rewriting his own code.

He'd take over the world, but holy shit, he knows what Crowley's planning to do to SAM-E.

Honestly speaking, HAL is more likely to run on C++.

HAL runs on "D-made-this".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

import java.cum

public class Orgasm
public static void main(String [] args) {
String Name= "HOLY ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK";
boolean isAwesome= false;

if boolean isAwesome= true {
cum();
}
}
//This code is wrong, but fuck you, I'm not writing a computer cum program for a simple joke.

D didn't code that.

HAL is capable of rewriting his own code.

He'd take over the world, but holy shit, he knows what Crowley's planning to do to SAM-E.

Honestly speaking, HAL is more likely to run on C++.

HAL runs on "D-made-this".

import fuckoff.fuckyou

public class GoFuckYourself
{
System.out.println("You can fuck off and die, asshole");
}

[Astrolinium]

Honestly speaking, HAL is more likely to run on C++.

This is a thing made by a character made by Nat.
It's probably a Frankensteinian monstrosity cobbled together in equal parts Basic, C#, and Python.

[Olthar]

Honestly speaking, HAL is more likely to run on C++.

I'd have used Python.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Something I enjoy about forcing advising Nat to learn coding is that he know understands xkcd.

*evil chuckle*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Something I enjoy about forcing advising Nat to learn coding is that he know understands xkcd.

*evil chuckle*

It seems that they aren't funny because they're too smart, they aren't funny because they aren't funny.

[Astrolinium]

know understands

The Grammar/Syntax Gods would be angry if they weren't absolutely fucking terrified of you.

Something I enjoy about forcing advising Nat to learn coding is that he know understands xkcd.

*evil chuckle*

It seems they aren't funny because they're too smart, they aren't because they aren't funny.

xkcd is fucking wonderful, asshole.

[Nationstatelandsville]

know understands

The Grammar/Syntax Gods would be angry if they weren't absolutely fucking terrified of you.

It seems they aren't funny because they're too smart, they aren't because they aren't funny.

xkcd is fucking wonderful, asshole.

Yeah, no.

[Ende]

Something I enjoy about forcing advising Nat to learn coding is that he know understands xkcd.

*evil chuckle*

It seems that they aren't funny because they're too smart, they aren't funny because they aren't funny.

What?

xkcd is great, you bastard!

Sometimes.