Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Okay then.

We knew it was coming; she had to find out about your fetishes (for Nat and umbrellas) eventually.

That's the best you've got? Surely you can do better than that.

Anyway, as to how all that happened, long story short, she was out my league by a long shot, the relationship was rather dull (I am to romance and being not-hideous as water is to fire), and we mutually agreed to break it off.

It was almost boring, to be honest.

Alright.

I'll fetch you your seven percent solution now, Holmes.

[Astrolinium]

Okay then.

We knew it was coming; she had to find out about your fetishes (for Nat and umbrellas) eventually.

That's the best you've got? Surely you can do better than that.

Anyway, as to how all that happened, long story short, she was out my league by a long shot, the relationship was rather dull (I am to romance and being not-hideous as water is to fire), and we mutually agreed to break it off.

It was almost boring, to be honest.

So in other words you were Ende and she left you for it.

That better?

[Ende]

That's the best you've got? Surely you can do better than that.

Anyway, as to how all that happened, long story short, she was out my league by a long shot, the relationship was rather dull (I am to romance and being not-hideous as water is to fire), and we mutually agreed to break it off.

It was almost boring, to be honest.

Alright.

I'll fetch you your seven percent solution now, Holmes.

On an amusing but slightly related note, there's a fat Catholic guy (also in band, but he plays the saxophone (note: worst instrument ever)) who freeloads on me in my social studies class.

I dubbed him Watson, but I'm not even sure if he gets the reference.

[Astrolinium]

Alright.

I'll fetch you your seven percent solution now, Holmes.

On an amusing but slightly related note, there's a fat Catholic guy (also in band, but he plays the saxophone (note: worst instrument ever)) who freeloads on me in my social studies class.

I dubbed him Watson, but I'm not even sure if he gets the reference.

Watson is not something one should dub saxophonists.

Clarinettist would be more appropriate.

[Ende]

On an amusing but slightly related note, there's a fat Catholic guy (also in band, but he plays the saxophone (note: worst instrument ever)) who freeloads on me in my social studies class.

I dubbed him Watson, but I'm not even sure if he gets the reference.

Watson is not something one should dub saxophonists.

Clarinettist would be more appropriate.

What do you call a child who had their head beaten repeatedly against the wall as a baby?

A saxophonist.

[Astrolinium]

Watson is not something one should dub saxophonists.

Clarinettist would be more appropriate.

What do you call a child who had their head beaten repeatedly against the wall as a baby?

A saxophonist.

What do you call one trumpet player at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

[Ende]

What do you call a child who had their head beaten repeatedly against the wall as a baby?

A saxophonist.

What do you call one trumpet player at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

You just took a lawyer/politician joke and replaced it with "trumpet player", Astro. Surely you can be more clever than that.

Then again, you play baritone, so perhaps not.

[Astrolinium]

What do you call one trumpet player at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

You just took a lawyer/politician joke and replaced it with "trumpet player", Astro. Surely you can do better than that.

Then again, you play baritone, so perhaps not. They're not exactly the brightest bulbs in the box.

Check your privilege; I play baritone.

And I originally heard that joke as a bassoonist joke, get your facts straight.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Guitars/sitars ftw.

[Astrolinium]

Guitars/sitars ftw.

What's the difference between and pizza and a guitarist?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Guitars/sitars ftw.

What's the difference between and pizza and a guitarist?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

George Harrison thinks this is hilarious.

[Astrolinium]

What's the difference between and pizza and a guitarist?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

George Harrison thinks this is hilarious.

That's rather the point of jokes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm going out for a while. And since I'm far too lazy to do it, can someone else collect the recent oneshots? Maybe put a name and description to them too?

[Ende]

That's the best you've got? Surely you can do better than that.

Anyway, as to how all that happened, long story short, she was out my league by a long shot, the relationship was rather dull (I am to romance and being not-hideous as water is to fire), and we mutually agreed to break it off.

It was almost boring, to be honest.

So in other words you were Ende and she left you for it.

That better?

I didn't notice this until now.

Unluckily, yeah, that's pretty much it.

[Olthar]

Oh hey! I just realized where I recognized Crowley from! He played Badger on Firefly!

[Constaniana]

After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.

The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.

While this may have to do with not being alive when the Diana shenanigins went on, I have no problem with him. He's not perfect, but none of his critics are either. I'll sing God Save the King as proudly as I sing God Save the Queen.

[Nude East Ireland]

What's been happening?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh yeah, the headmaster who I said inspired Uriel?

Met him the other day. We actually hit it off magnificently.

I did not tell him what he inspired.

[Olthar]

Oh yeah, the headmaster who I said inspired Uriel?

Met him the other day. We actually hit it off magnificently.

I did not tell him what he inspired.

You should have simply told him that you made an archangel based off of him and left it at that.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I genuinely wish to move this along so I'll likely post in the next hour regardless.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You know something we've barely touched?

Shinto.

That should be fixed.

[The Inritus Extraho]

Guys, guys, how do you get a drummer to shut up?

You hand him sheet music. //badumtish

//irony

I'm done.

[Individuality-ness]

You know something we've barely touched?

Shinto.

That should be fixed.

Within the next century. *nod*

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=cHzt&k=hOo

Someone join

[Astrolinium]

You know something we've barely touched?

Shinto.

That should be fixed.

That's the Japanese one, right?

Japan is a fucked up place.