Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Olthar]

While I'm deeply flattered (read: incredibly horrified) that you're all interested in that, I suggest discussing wizards.

I bet Crowley sticks fingers in bum holes all the time. *nods*

[Individuality-ness]

That's rather quick is it not?

Quick would be sticking something else in without a little fingering beforehand to... too far?

No, keep going.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Quick would be sticking something else in without a little fingering beforehand to... too far?

No, keep going.

WE MUST GO DEEPER!

[Nationstatelandsville]

I regret this intensely.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

What? Starting this conversational line? .

[Nationstatelandsville]

What? Starting this conversational line? .

No, Canada.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

What? Starting this conversational line? .

No, Canada.

Ah.

There, there. It's not your fault.

[Ende]

Yes, let's attack the walls which shoot spikes out of them.

This is a brilliant idea.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes, let's attack the walls which shoot spikes out of them.

This is a brilliant idea.

Said the girl who's bitching at the only two people trying to help spit out a baby.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes, let's attack the walls which shoot spikes out of them.

This is a brilliant idea.

Said the girl who's bitching at the only two people trying to help spit out a baby.

You should have seen Aliana in labour.

Holy shit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Said the girl who's bitching at the only two people trying to help spit out a baby.

You should have seen Aliana in labour.

Holy shit.

To be fair, you are not technically people.

[Ende]

Yes, let's attack the walls which shoot spikes out of them.

This is a brilliant idea.

Said the girl who's bitching at the only two people trying to help spit out a baby.

To be fair, I'm just basing her behavior after my mom (she's been pregnant four times that I can remember) and currently is right now, actually.

Pregnant women are fucking scary.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Said the girl who's bitching at the only two people trying to help spit out a baby.

To be fair, I'm just basing her behavior after my mom (she's been pregnant four times that I can remember) and currently is right now, actually.

Pregnant women are fucking scary.

The Jamesons are very big on not being an asshole when important things are happening.

Mainly because I am.

[Ende]

To be fair, I'm just basing her behavior after my mom (she's been pregnant four times that I can remember) and currently is right now, actually.

Pregnant women are fucking scary.

The Jamesons are very big on not being an asshole when important things are happening.

Mainly because I am.

As far as I can tell, being pregnant means you throw logic out the window and get incredibly pissed incredibly easily.

I mean, women already do that without being pregnant, but still.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Said the girl who's bitching at the only two people trying to help spit out a baby.

You should have seen Aliana in labour.

Holy shit.

I'll give you the story.

Basically, after an interesting run to the hospital, she was in labour for quite a while. They put her on a sort of sedative to calm her down and after a while I fell asleep, because I was exhausted. Sedative was amazing- before this she had been screaming with pain and now she was all calm and relaxed.

Then a few hours after that, a doctor shakes me and yells in my face "Mr. Khan! Mr. Khan, the baby will be coming soon! Mr. Khan!"

I'm thinking through my haze of exhaustion "Well, what the fuck are you telling me this? You're the doctor!"

Then Aliana decides she doesn't want the baby anymore today, saying "No! Wait until tomorrow...let me sleep!"

The doctor looks at me for help, like I can do jack shit against this woman. Then suddenly the doctor orders "Ma'am, if you do not cooperate I will cut the sedative!"

BAM! Arjun basically flew out.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Jamesons are very big on not being an asshole when important things are happening.

Mainly because I am.

As far as I can tell, being pregnant means you throw logic out the window and get incredibly pissed incredibly easily.

I mean, women already do that without being pregnant, but still.

You're a very sensitive young man, Ende.

[Olthar]

You should have seen Aliana in labour.

Holy shit.

I'll give you the story.

Basically, after an interesting run to the hospital, she was in labour for quite a while. They put her on a sort of sedative to calm her down and after a while I fell asleep, because I was exhausted. Sedative was amazing- before this she had been screaming with pain and now she was all calm and relaxed.

Then a few hours after that, a doctor shakes me and yells in my face "Mr. Khan! Mr. Khan, the baby will be coming soon! Mr. Khan!"

I'm thinking through my haze of exhaustion "Well, what the fuck are you telling me this? You're the doctor!"

Then Aliana decides she doesn't want the baby anymore today, saying "No! Wait until tomorrow...let me sleep!"

The doctor looks at me for help, like I can do jack shit against this woman. Then suddenly the doctor orders "Ma'am, if you do not cooperate I will cut the sedative!"

BAM! Arjun basically flew out.

[Ende]

As far as I can tell, being pregnant means you throw logic out the window and get incredibly pissed incredibly easily.

I mean, women already do that without being pregnant, but still.

You're a very sensitive young man, Ende.

Well, I suppose there's a reason I have to use past tense when talking about my girlfriend.

And no, I didn't murder her.

[Astrolinium]

You're a very sensitive young man, Ende.

Well, I suppose there's a reason I have to use past tense when talking about my girlfriend.

And no, I didn't murder her.

How long has it been since that ended?
I need to know so I can know when it's no longer too soon to make jokes at your expense.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, I suppose there's a reason I have to use past tense when talking about my girlfriend.

And no, I didn't murder her.

How long has it been since that ended?
I need to know so I can know when it's no longer too soon to make jokes at your expense.

"Too soon"?

"Too soon" is bullshit.

[Ende]

Well, I suppose there's a reason I have to use past tense when talking about my girlfriend.

And no, I didn't murder her.

How long has it been since that ended?

I need to know so I can know when it's no longer too soon to make jokes at your expense.

Astro, it's my expense we're talking about here.

You can make as many jokes as you want.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My own rule of thumb is that it's fair game to joke about me or my country or all that.

But joke about my family and we start to have a problem.

[Astrolinium]

How long has it been since that ended?

I need to know so I can know when it's no longer too soon to make jokes at your expense.

Astro, it's my expense we're talking about here.

You can make as many jokes as you want.

Okay then.

We knew it was coming; she had to find out about your fetishes (for Nat and umbrellas) eventually.

[Nationstatelandsville]

How long has it been since that ended?

I need to know so I can know when it's no longer too soon to make jokes at your expense.

Astro, it's my expense we're talking about here.

You can make as many jokes as you want.

Eh, romance jokes are hard for me.

Hence why I've never gotten around to mocking Astro.

[Ende]

Astro, it's my expense we're talking about here.

You can make as many jokes as you want.

Okay then.

We knew it was coming; she had to find out about your fetishes (for Nat and umbrellas) eventually.

That's the best you've got? Surely you can do better than that.

Anyway, as to how all that happened, long story short, she was out my league by a long shot (to put it more honestly: she was female), the relationship was rather dull (I am to romance and being not-hideous as water is to fire), and we mutually agreed to break it off.

It was almost boring, to be honest.