Nationstatelandsville wrote:Another note - Google Translate is allergic to Hindi.
And Latin.
Violently so.
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by Astrolinium » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:15 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Another note - Google Translate is allergic to Hindi.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:15 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Another note - Google Translate is allergic to Hindi.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:27 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:37 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"My kind of place!" Crowley laughed as he smashed his cricket bat into the side of a homeless man's face, knocking his head clean off, "Chakka, bitch!"
"I fail to see how this is funny," Minh grumbled, dodging a wild kick from a cow.
"You just need the right attitude," Crowley said. The bat burst into flames in the wizard's hand. He smiled wickedly and threw it at an advancing pickpocket.
Suddenly, a great bellow that would make Tarzan piss himself filled the city. Lewis swung down from the roof on a severed cable, falling onto the cow Minh was fighting and digging his feel into it. The cow let out a surprised cry and barreled forward into the horde before them. Lewis raised his shotgun.
"Fuck," he said, blowing Gandhi's head off.
"Your," he added, blasting an enraged police officer backwards.
"Shit," he finished, stabbing a passing elephant in the eye with his bayonet.
"India's a goddamn joke," Damien complained as his car exploded behind him, lighting the swarm ablaze and throwing them in a panic. Lewis narrowly leaped out of the way, onto a conveniently placed balcony. The Indian family inside knocked fruitlessly on the glass door, clawing at the fresh food outside.
"LET'S DO THIS, RAGHEADS!" Jameson roared, smashing his gun through the glass and ramming the bayonet into the father's throat, before kicking the mother's face in and lighting the child ablaze with his heat vision.
"Zombies apocalypses are the best," Crowley said, slinging a lightning bolt at a James zombie.
"These were people," Minh said gravely, cleaving an approaching zombie's head off with a scooter. He stomped on the zombie monkey he had stolen it from and backed away from the wall of the undead.
"And now they're targets!" Crowley agreed.
A second explosion rocked Mumbai, Lewis thrown twenty feet into the air. He crashed into Minh after a moment's free fall, swearing and cracking his bones. The half-orc picked Lewis up and returned him to his feet, mumbling something about respect.
"Can a zombie even be a suicide bomber?" Lewis complained.
"This should totally be a video game," Damien said absentmindedly, whacking a monk's head off with a hatchet.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:38 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:"My kind of place!" Crowley laughed as he smashed his cricket bat into the side of a homeless man's face, knocking his head clean off, "Chakka, bitch!"
"I fail to see how this is funny," Minh grumbled, dodging a wild kick from a cow.
"You just need the right attitude," Crowley said. The bat burst into flames in the wizard's hand. He smiled wickedly and threw it at an advancing pickpocket.
Suddenly, a great bellow that would make Tarzan piss himself filled the city. Lewis swung down from the roof on a severed cable, falling onto the cow Minh was fighting and digging his feel into it. The cow let out a surprised cry and barreled forward into the horde before them. Lewis raised his shotgun.
"Fuck," he said, blowing Gandhi's head off.
"Your," he added, blasting an enraged police officer backwards.
"Shit," he finished, stabbing a passing elephant in the eye with his bayonet.
"India's a goddamn joke," Damien complained as his car exploded behind him, lighting the swarm ablaze and throwing them in a panic. Lewis narrowly leaped out of the way, onto a conveniently placed balcony. The Indian family inside knocked fruitlessly on the glass door, clawing at the fresh food outside.
"LET'S DO THIS, RAGHEADS!" Jameson roared, smashing his gun through the glass and ramming the bayonet into the father's throat, before kicking the mother's face in and lighting the child ablaze with his heat vision.
"Zombies apocalypses are the best," Crowley said, slinging a lightning bolt at a James zombie.
"These were people," Minh said gravely, cleaving an approaching zombie's head off with a scooter. He stomped on the zombie monkey he had stolen it from and backed away from the wall of the undead.
"And now they're targets!" Crowley agreed.
A second explosion rocked Mumbai, Lewis thrown twenty feet into the air. He crashed into Minh after a moment's free fall, swearing and cracking his bones. The half-orc picked Lewis up and returned him to his feet, mumbling something about respect.
"Can a zombie even be a suicide bomber?" Lewis complained.
"This should totally be a video game," Damien said absentmindedly, whacking a monk's head off with a hatchet.
It really should be a video game.
You used "chakka" in the wrong context.
by Constaniana » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:38 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:39 pm
Constaniana wrote:This is why I'm glad I'm from North Yorkshire.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:43 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:43 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I don't if I can stress this enough, but Night, your Indian-ness makes my history look that of a fucking serial killer's.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Mavorpen » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:44 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:45 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:46 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:08 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.
The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:10 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:11 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.
The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.
by The Inritus Extraho » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:11 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:11 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:12 pm
by Olthar » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:12 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-
by Astrolinium » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:13 pm
The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-
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by Olthar » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:15 pm
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