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by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:26 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:33 pm
Olthar wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Such a true lesbians you take perverse pleasure in making men believe you're bisexual and thus lust for your body.
Well, technically, I'm a pansexual homoromantic. I just refer to myself as lesbian for the sake of simplicity as women are the ones I'm romantically interested in.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:34 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Olthar wrote:Well, technically, I'm a pansexual homoromantic. I just refer to myself as lesbian for the sake of simplicity as women are the ones I'm romantically interested in.
In other words, you prefer chicks and every guy in the world other than me. I get it.
foreveralone.jpg
kidding
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:35 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Olthar wrote:Well, technically, I'm a pansexual homoromantic. I just refer to myself as lesbian for the sake of simplicity as women are the ones I'm romantically interested in.
In other words, you prefer chicks and every guy in the world other than me. I get it.
foreveralone.jpg
kidding


by Mavorpen » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:37 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Olthar wrote:Well, technically, I'm a pansexual homoromantic. I just refer to myself as lesbian for the sake of simplicity as women are the ones I'm romantically interested in.
In other words, you prefer chicks and every guy in the world other than me. I get it.
foreveralone.jpg
kidding

by Neo Arcad » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:39 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:01 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Go to Toronto and get a hooker.
I was going to ask "why Toronto?", but then I remembered that all the whores I have ever seen in the US made my dick recoil in horror. Not that I've ever seen any high-class call girls, though. Just the street fare. And damn, son, they are not pretty.
Is Canadian prostitution regulated like NZ's?
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:10 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
I was going to ask "why Toronto?", but then I remembered that all the whores I have ever seen in the US made my dick recoil in horror. Not that I've ever seen any high-class call girls, though. Just the street fare. And damn, son, they are not pretty.
Is Canadian prostitution regulated like NZ's?
Ontario has legal prostitution.

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:11 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:12 pm

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Individuality-ness » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:13 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:14 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:18 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:19 pm

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Individuality-ness » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:20 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:We call them "escorts" here, make it seem legal. *nod*
I worked as one, at any rate. In absolute honesty, when you follow some basic safety precautions it is not that bad or risky, though it is a bit degrading. Legalised and voluntary prostitution is an unfortunate but useful way to make money, but involuntary prostitution (which is all too common in Mumbai as well) is a very bad thing.
I've grown a bit more conservative (not too much, don't worry, I'm still a bleeding heart liberal) over the years and now I actually do oppose the concept of prostitution and that some people are forced to use that as a way to make money, but legalising it is better than keeping it illegal.
And we will undoubtedly have demon prostitutes in Arc 3. Look forward to that.

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:21 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:23 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I worked as one, at any rate. In absolute honesty, when you follow some basic safety precautions it is not that bad or risky, though it is a bit degrading. Legalised and voluntary prostitution is an unfortunate but useful way to make money, but involuntary prostitution (which is all too common in Mumbai as well) is a very bad thing.
I've grown a bit more conservative (not too much, don't worry, I'm still a bleeding heart liberal) over the years and now I actually do oppose the concept of prostitution and that some people are forced to use that as a way to make money, but legalising it is better than keeping it illegal.
And we will undoubtedly have demon prostitutes in Arc 3. Look forward to that.
I don't like the idea of prostitution. But it's better to make voluntary prostitution legal, ensure that the workers stay safe.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:26 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Sometimes I feel like I have a better idea on your country's affairs than you do.
Sometimes?
You do, man. Don't doubt it. What little I know is because my family likes to talk when we're having lunch. It's not like I give a lot of shits,.
And I thought succubi already existed? Then again, those do it for free,.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Esternial » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:26 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Sometimes?
You do, man. Don't doubt it. What little I know is because my family likes to talk when we're having lunch. It's not like I give a lot of shits,.
And I thought succubi already existed? Then again, those do it for free,.
"Gabriel! Who is our president?"
"A cunt."

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:27 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Sometimes?
You do, man. Don't doubt it. What little I know is because my family likes to talk when we're having lunch. It's not like I give a lot of shits,.
And I thought succubi already existed? Then again, those do it for free,.
"Gabriel! Who is our president?"
"A cunt."

by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:32 pm

by Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:32 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:37 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Olthar » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:41 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Olthar wrote:What's not to like? It's sex!
Having engaged in the business, it's really not what either side cracks it up to be. It's not going to destroy society as we know it, but it's not risk free happy business. It's a corrupt institution that is a last resort and thus ends up exploiting the poor quite a bit, as well as being a bit of a degrading business.
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