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Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:16 am**

I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:18 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

"TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!"

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:20 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

"TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!"

I love trolling Catholic priests.

I especially liked that old motherfucker because he trolled right back.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:21 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!"

I love trolling Catholic priests.

I especially liked that old motherfucker because he trolled right back.

Most priests I've met are nice guys.

This lead me to conclude that the whole bastard lot is made up of Father Gabriels.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:23 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I love trolling Catholic priests.

I especially liked that old motherfucker because he trolled right back.

Most priests I've met are nice guys.

This lead me to conclude that the whole bastard lot is made up of Father Gabriels.

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:23 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

Obviously.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:23 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Most priests I've met are nice guys.

This lead me to conclude that the whole bastard lot is made up of Father Gabriels.

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:25 am**

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

Interesting Trivia Fact: The age of consent in the Vatican is twelve.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:25 am**

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

I don't talk to Catholics.

Or Elmo.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:26 am**

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:27 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:And then there's the paedophiles.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:27 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:And then there's the paedophiles.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

We can have an Elfen High reunion in the Ninth Ring.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:29 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

We can have an Elfen High reunion in the Ninth Ring.

Bitch, I'm going to Heaven. Jesus was a man. He obviously likes lesbians and would be willing to give me preferential treatment.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:31 am**

Olthar wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:We can have an Elfen High reunion in the Ninth Ring.

Bitch, I'm going to Heaven. Jesus was a man. He obviously likes lesbians and would be willing to give me preferential treatment.

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Unless she's into threesomes."

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:32 am**

People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:32 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:34 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

First person to Hell, make sure you carve out an empire for us. Last thing I need is to end up Azazel's personal bitch.

Or Belial's.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:34 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:35 am**

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

First person to Hell, make sure you carve out an empire for us. Last thing I need is to end up Azazel's personal bitch.

Or Belial's.

Or Alastor's.

(shudders)

Those spikes.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:36 am**

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:37 am**

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

First person to Hell, make sure you carve out an empire for us. Last thing I need is to end up Azazel's personal bitch.

Or Belial's.

I'm probably the only one who can actually do it. Even then I have to die within the next few years or I'll be too weakened to to do much.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:37 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

Slightly.

Which is why Mike is such a bad-ass. He can pick from every human or angel woman he wants and he fucks a guy with no personality because fuck the police.

Mike's black, obviously. And a midget.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:39 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

No, I'm talking about actual, literal magical powers that I get for being a lesbian. We all get them. It's why we're all so hot and sexy.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:39 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

Slightly.

Which is why Mike is such a bad-ass. He can pick from every human or angel woman he wants and he fucks a guy with no personality because fuck the police.

Mike's black, obviously. And a midget.

That would make all the archangels except Lucifer black.

This has no unfortunate implications.

Posted: **Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:41 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Slightly.

Which is why Mike is such a bad-ass. He can pick from every human or angel woman he wants and he fucks a guy with no personality because fuck the police.

Mike's black, obviously. And a midget.

That would make all the archangels except Lucifer black.

This has no unfortunate implications.

They're Middle Eastern.

Close enough, really.

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