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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:47 pm

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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:47 pm

So apparently by a stroke of luck, Zark wins on his first round. :blink:

Okay, to be fair, it was a 25 space game, but STILL.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:06 pm

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:09 pm

pyroMercenary is made of pure awesome!
GabrielD is nothing but a rotting failure.
AlexisB has the IQ of a frozen carrot.
AlisonC hanged herself shortly after the game.

So basically, what happened was I managed to avoid a nuke that killed and irradiated everybody else, which allowed me to just keep going forward. Then I ran into a pirate brothel and impressed a hooker. Then I used a catapult and survived by landing on some sheep.

Then at the very end I got a roll streak of 2 despite only being five spaces away from the finish. I found a potion and drank it, and it turned out to be a beer.

No deaths, no kills. Best way to end off my night.

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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Postby AETEN II » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:18 am

I just realized something.

Crowley is not Crowley. Such badassery cannot appear twice in history. Crowley is-


GILGAMESH!
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:06 am

AETEN II wrote:I just realized something.

Crowley is not Crowley. Such badassery cannot appear twice in history. Crowley is-


GILGAMESH!

We already know his name isn't Crowley.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


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greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:21 am

As a heads-up, I'm likely going to Goa in two weeks for a vacation.
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:27 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:As a heads-up, I'm likely going to Goa in two weeks for a vacation.

Have fun.
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Postby Agritum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:56 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:As a heads-up, I'm likely going to Goa in two weeks for a vacation.

Have fun.

He will.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:59 am

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Have fun.

He will.

Goa- the only part of India Europeans actually know about. :p
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Postby Agritum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:05 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:He will.

Goa- the only part of India Europeans actually know about. :p

I know that Delhi is your Capital, that Mumbai has crime and shit, that Agra has the Taj Mahal, that Benares is fucking ancient, and that Goa has a nice environment.
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:06 pm

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Goa- the only part of India Europeans actually know about. :p

I know that Delhi is your Capital, that Mumbai has crime and shit, that Agra has the Taj Mahal, that Benares is fucking ancient, and that Goa has a nice environment.

This pretty much.

Although I suppose if I founded more than three cities as India when playing Civ V and didn't conquer to expand, I might know a lot more.
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Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby Constaniana » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:07 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:He will.

Goa- the only part of India Europeans actually know about. :p

Ah, that's what made India seem worth colonizing to my ancestors. :p
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Postby Agritum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:08 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Goa- the only part of India Europeans actually know about. :p

Ah, that's what made India seem worth colonizing to my ancestors. :p

Seems like the Indians of that time weren't civilized enough to set up hotels and tourist traps for the Brits.
Tourists would have been better than the East India Company, without doubts.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:10 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Goa- the only part of India Europeans actually know about. :p

Ah, that's what made India seem worth colonizing to my ancestors. :p

I think Goa makes up 15% of our tourism.

They're a pretty rich state, actually. I think karma is rewarding them for putting up with four hundred years of Portuguese.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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The balkens wrote:
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:11 pm

Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Ah, that's what made India seem worth colonizing to my ancestors. :p

Seems like the Indians of that time weren't civilized enough to set up hotels and tourist traps for the Brits.
Tourists would have been better than the East India Company, without doubts.

Sorry. My headcanon has already reformed itself to believe that the British Empire conquered India for the vacation resorts. :p
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:12 pm

Olthar wrote:
Agritum wrote:Seems like the Indians of that time weren't civilized enough to set up hotels and tourist traps for the Brits.
Tourists would have been better than the East India Company, without doubts.

Sorry. My headcanon has already reformed itself to believe that the British Empire conquered India for the vacation resorts. :p

Same reason why Mav and Con decided to conquer Mauritius.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Sorry. My headcanon has already reformed itself to believe that the British Empire conquered India for the vacation resorts. :p

Same reason why Mav and Con decided to conquer Mauritius.

:lol:
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Sorry. My headcanon has already reformed itself to believe that the British Empire conquered India for the vacation resorts. :p

Same reason why Mav and Con decided to conquer Mauritius.

For Queen and Country! (And hot women.)
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Postby Agritum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:14 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Same reason why Mav and Con decided to conquer Mauritius.

For Queen and Country! (And hot women.)

They're fine enough.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:21 pm

I may as well just throw up the new OOC now, since we have only seventeen pages left and I'm online right now.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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The balkens wrote:
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Postby Agritum » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I may as well just throw up the new OOC now, since we have only seventeen pages left and I'm online right now.

Come one! It's still seventeen pages!
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:27 pm

Agritum wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I may as well just throw up the new OOC now, since we have only seventeen pages left and I'm online right now.

Come one! It's still seventeen pages!

We have 17 pages that haven't been used to mock Ende yet!
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Postby Olthar » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:28 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Agritum wrote:Come one! It's still seventeen pages!

We have 17 pages that haven't been used to mock Ende yet!

The new thread will have 500 pages to do that. :P
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:34 pm

Olthar wrote:
Constaniana wrote:We have 17 pages that haven't been used to mock Ende yet!

The new thread will have 500 pages to do that. :P

Eh, I'll give you seventeen more pages to mock Ende before we move onto the 500 pages to do so. :p
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