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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Another note - Google Translate is allergic to Hindi.


And Latin.

Violently so.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Another note - Google Translate is allergic to Hindi.

Why do you think I despise it?

Like, seriously. I have a Hindi keyboard right now which Google Translate claims is inaccurate.

Google, I'm a fucking Indian.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:27 pm

"My kind of place!" Crowley laughed as he smashed his cricket bat into the side of a homeless man's face, knocking his head clean off, "Chakka, bitch!"

"I fail to see how this is funny," Minh grumbled, dodging a wild kick from a cow.

"You just need the right attitude," Crowley said. The bat burst into flames in the wizard's hand. He smiled wickedly and threw it at an advancing pickpocket.

Suddenly, a great bellow that would make Tarzan piss himself filled the city. Lewis swung down from the roof on a severed cable, falling onto the cow Minh was fighting and digging his feel into it. The cow let out a surprised cry and barreled forward into the horde before them. Lewis raised his shotgun.

"Fuck," he said, blowing Gandhi's head off.

"Your," he added, blasting an enraged police officer backwards.

"Shit," he finished, stabbing a passing elephant in the eye with his bayonet.

"India's a goddamn joke," Damien complained as his car exploded behind him, lighting the swarm ablaze and throwing them in a panic. Lewis narrowly leaped out of the way, onto a conveniently placed balcony. The Indian family inside knocked fruitlessly on the glass door, clawing at the fresh food outside.

"LET'S DO THIS, RAGHEADS!" Jameson roared, smashing his gun through the glass and ramming the bayonet into the father's throat, before kicking the mother's face in and lighting the child ablaze with his heat vision.

"Zombies apocalypses are the best," Crowley said, slinging a lightning bolt at a James zombie.

"These were people," Minh said gravely, cleaving an approaching zombie's head off with a scooter. He stomped on the zombie monkey he had stolen it from and backed away from the wall of the undead.

"And now they're targets!" Crowley agreed.

A second explosion rocked Mumbai, Lewis thrown twenty feet into the air. He crashed into Minh after a moment's free fall, swearing and cracking his bones. The half-orc picked Lewis up and returned him to his feet, mumbling something about respect.

"Can a zombie even be a suicide bomber?" Lewis complained.

"This should totally be a video game," Damien said absentmindedly, whacking a monk's head off with a hatchet.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:37 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
"My kind of place!" Crowley laughed as he smashed his cricket bat into the side of a homeless man's face, knocking his head clean off, "Chakka, bitch!"

"I fail to see how this is funny," Minh grumbled, dodging a wild kick from a cow.

"You just need the right attitude," Crowley said. The bat burst into flames in the wizard's hand. He smiled wickedly and threw it at an advancing pickpocket.

Suddenly, a great bellow that would make Tarzan piss himself filled the city. Lewis swung down from the roof on a severed cable, falling onto the cow Minh was fighting and digging his feel into it. The cow let out a surprised cry and barreled forward into the horde before them. Lewis raised his shotgun.

"Fuck," he said, blowing Gandhi's head off.

"Your," he added, blasting an enraged police officer backwards.

"Shit," he finished, stabbing a passing elephant in the eye with his bayonet.

"India's a goddamn joke," Damien complained as his car exploded behind him, lighting the swarm ablaze and throwing them in a panic. Lewis narrowly leaped out of the way, onto a conveniently placed balcony. The Indian family inside knocked fruitlessly on the glass door, clawing at the fresh food outside.

"LET'S DO THIS, RAGHEADS!" Jameson roared, smashing his gun through the glass and ramming the bayonet into the father's throat, before kicking the mother's face in and lighting the child ablaze with his heat vision.

"Zombies apocalypses are the best," Crowley said, slinging a lightning bolt at a James zombie.

"These were people," Minh said gravely, cleaving an approaching zombie's head off with a scooter. He stomped on the zombie monkey he had stolen it from and backed away from the wall of the undead.

"And now they're targets!" Crowley agreed.

A second explosion rocked Mumbai, Lewis thrown twenty feet into the air. He crashed into Minh after a moment's free fall, swearing and cracking his bones. The half-orc picked Lewis up and returned him to his feet, mumbling something about respect.

"Can a zombie even be a suicide bomber?" Lewis complained.

"This should totally be a video game," Damien said absentmindedly, whacking a monk's head off with a hatchet.

It really should be a video game.

You used "chakka" in the wrong context.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:38 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
"My kind of place!" Crowley laughed as he smashed his cricket bat into the side of a homeless man's face, knocking his head clean off, "Chakka, bitch!"

"I fail to see how this is funny," Minh grumbled, dodging a wild kick from a cow.

"You just need the right attitude," Crowley said. The bat burst into flames in the wizard's hand. He smiled wickedly and threw it at an advancing pickpocket.

Suddenly, a great bellow that would make Tarzan piss himself filled the city. Lewis swung down from the roof on a severed cable, falling onto the cow Minh was fighting and digging his feel into it. The cow let out a surprised cry and barreled forward into the horde before them. Lewis raised his shotgun.

"Fuck," he said, blowing Gandhi's head off.

"Your," he added, blasting an enraged police officer backwards.

"Shit," he finished, stabbing a passing elephant in the eye with his bayonet.

"India's a goddamn joke," Damien complained as his car exploded behind him, lighting the swarm ablaze and throwing them in a panic. Lewis narrowly leaped out of the way, onto a conveniently placed balcony. The Indian family inside knocked fruitlessly on the glass door, clawing at the fresh food outside.

"LET'S DO THIS, RAGHEADS!" Jameson roared, smashing his gun through the glass and ramming the bayonet into the father's throat, before kicking the mother's face in and lighting the child ablaze with his heat vision.

"Zombies apocalypses are the best," Crowley said, slinging a lightning bolt at a James zombie.

"These were people," Minh said gravely, cleaving an approaching zombie's head off with a scooter. He stomped on the zombie monkey he had stolen it from and backed away from the wall of the undead.

"And now they're targets!" Crowley agreed.

A second explosion rocked Mumbai, Lewis thrown twenty feet into the air. He crashed into Minh after a moment's free fall, swearing and cracking his bones. The half-orc picked Lewis up and returned him to his feet, mumbling something about respect.

"Can a zombie even be a suicide bomber?" Lewis complained.

"This should totally be a video game," Damien said absentmindedly, whacking a monk's head off with a hatchet.

It really should be a video game.

You used "chakka" in the wrong context.

This is Crowley.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Constaniana » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:38 pm

This is why I'm glad I'm from North Yorkshire.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:39 pm

Constaniana wrote:This is why I'm glad I'm from North Yorkshire.

Megan grew up in rural Ireland.

I deeply, deeply regret this decision.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:43 pm

I don't if I can stress this enough, but Night, your Indian-ness makes my history look that of a fucking serial killer's.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:43 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I don't if I can stress this enough, but Night, your Indian-ness makes my history look that of a fucking serial killer's.

What are some of your latest searches?
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Mavorpen » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:44 pm

"Don't believe that the EH group is free of this either. "

Yes I am.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I don't if I can stress this enough, but Night, your Indian-ness makes my history look that of a fucking serial killer's.

What are some of your latest searches?

Searches?

Nothing.

But my recent history has this place, a Cracked article about Barbies, and an article on cricket.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:46 pm

I might just be trying to fill space but not too much space so we can get to the cool shit.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:07 pm

After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.

The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.

The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.

The little I know about the guy, he just seems vaguely stupid.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.

The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.

The little I know about the guy, he just seems vaguely stupid.

That's a requirement to be a human being.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:After seeing the Prince Charles hate in General, I will proceed to make him a heroic and admired figure across the globe here.

The hate is for rather stupid reasons in any case.

What's it about?
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:11 pm

-pokes thread carefully-
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:11 pm

The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-

(devours finger)
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:12 pm

The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-


-Drags inside-
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:12 pm

The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-

*puts the finger in Nat's bum hole*
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:13 pm

The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-


*throws into the shredder and then puts the shredded TIE in the freezer to make in a little bit as Sunday Dinner*
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:14 pm

Olthar wrote:
The Inritus Extraho wrote:-pokes thread carefully-

*puts the finger in Nat's bum hole*

That's rather quick is it not? :P
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Postby Olthar » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:15 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Olthar wrote:*puts the finger in Nat's bum hole*

That's rather quick is it not? :P

*shrug*
:p
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:17 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Olthar wrote:*puts the finger in Nat's bum hole*

That's rather quick is it not? :P


Quick would be sticking something else in without a little fingering beforehand to... too far?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:19 pm

While I'm deeply flattered (read: incredibly horrified) that you're all interested in that, I suggest discussing wizards.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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