Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Olthar, for fuck's sake, I don't come here to have debates with you.

I really have no desire to continue this. I'm getting hungry.

I'm merely annoyed that every conversation I have you becomes some form of debate.

It's tiring.

I mean, look at Harrison. He just went with full propaganda and not giving any of his real opinions and he beat Van Buren in a landslide.

Stop knowing things, you're brown!

[Nude East Ireland]

It's tiring.

No, it's refreshing. Clearly, you don't show many signs of tiredness after debating with Olthar. I never see bags under your eyes, only a pep in your step. And flashes. So maybe the TARDIS is getting to me.

[Olthar]

I'm merely annoyed that every conversation I have you becomes some form of debate.

It's tiring.

Then why are you intent on continuing it?

[Constaniana]

Propaganda rules the world. Don't pretend otherwise.

And there's no better propaganda piece than "THE GUY WHO SAVED THE HUMAN RACE IS VOTING FOR ME!"

"Senator Ronald Carter is a strong-willed, elegant, informed, and brave leader. BUT CLINT EASTWOOD SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD! AMERICA! USA! USA! USA!

This message is brought to you by 'Eastwood for President'."

Unless nobody in EH or the ISSR actually takes credit, I doubt people will believe the old man in Washington D.C did all the work for saving the Earth.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Senator Ronald Carter is a strong-willed, elegant, informed, and brave leader. BUT CLINT EASTWOOD SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD! AMERICA! USA! USA! USA!

This message is brought to you by 'Eastwood for President'."

Unless nobody in EH or the ISSR actually takes credit, I doubt people will believe the old man in Washington D.C did all the work for saving the Earth.

He's Clint Eastwood.

Who do you think saved the world?

[Nude East Ireland]

"Senator Ronald Carter is a strong-willed, elegant, informed, and brave leader. BUT CLINT EASTWOOD SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD! AMERICA! USA! USA! USA!

This message is brought to you by 'Eastwood for President'."

Unless nobody in EH or the ISSR actually takes credit, I doubt people will believe the old man in Washington D.C did all the work for saving the Earth.

Crowley and Sanchez have no political ambitions. And Eastwood will be the one financing the ISSR and EH when he wins another election.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm merely annoyed that every conversation I have you becomes some form of debate.

It's tiring.

I mean, look at Harrison. He just went with full propaganda and not giving any of his real opinions and he beat Van Buren in a landslide.

Stop knowing things, you're brown!

You can also look at the famous Virginia Dynasty, which was made up of Presidents who generally agreed with each other's views. From the years 1800-1824, the presidents all came from Virginia and remained closely aligned with each other (with varying degrees of separation).

Why? Because in general, shit was going good. With that in mind, it was very easy for this group to stay in power.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Senator Ronald Carter is a strong-willed, elegant, informed, and brave leader. BUT CLINT EASTWOOD SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD! AMERICA! USA! USA! USA!

This message is brought to you by 'Eastwood for President'."

Unless nobody in EH or the ISSR actually takes credit, I doubt people will believe the old man in Washington D.C did all the work for saving the Earth.

Oh, no. They will. Politicians are far better at spinning the truth than you might realise.

[Constaniana]

Unless nobody in EH or the ISSR actually takes credit, I doubt people will believe the old man in Washington D.C did all the work for saving the Earth.

He's Clint Eastwood.

Who do you think saved the world?

Realistically, I would think people would realize that an old man like him who has no magic powers wouldn't really be that much help, but this is Elfen High, the RP of stupid people doing stupid stuff. So whatever.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He's Clint Eastwood.

Who do you think saved the world?

Realistically, I would think people would realize that an old man like him who has no magic powers wouldn't really be that much help, but this is Elfen High, the RP of stupid people doing stupid stuff. So whatever.

Obama got to bask in the "BIN LADEN IS DEAD" glory for a whole year.

Commander-in-chief, remember? The credit didn't go to all the soldiers who died fighting the British, it went to Washington for putting them there.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He's Clint Eastwood.

Who do you think saved the world?

Realistically, I would think people would realize that an old man like him who has no magic powers wouldn't really be that much help, but this is Elfen High, the RP of stupid people doing stupid stuff. So whatever.

Obama didn't personally kill Bin Laden. Prime Minster Singh did not personally save the Indian economy.

Yet here we are.

[Nude East Ireland]

Obama didn't personally kill Bin Laden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqcB65F6jM

[Nationstatelandsville]

Clint himself is not running again.

But there's Nicholson, who is already firmly established as a conniving bastard and Eastwood's VP. It's as simple as "Hey, Clint, can you do this quick commercial for a friend?" and, boom, President Joker.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Also, don't even get me started on how quickly things can change in Parliamentary governments.

"Hey, did you know the Prime Minster called elections last night?"
"Oh?"
"Yeah, but then this other guy is a very anti-socialist, and yesterday socialists had bombed the capital. So now we have a new government."

[The Inritus Extraho]

I can't wait until we remake apps for Arc Three. I just spent this time while I was waiting for a recap of five pages by compiling all of my (at-least-semi-)successful RP's into a RP example. Egotistical, yes. But satisfying.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I can't wait until we remake apps for Arc Three. I just spent this time while I was waiting for a recap of five pages by compiling all of my (at-least-semi-)successful RP's into a RP example. Egotistical, yes. But satisfying.

Right, well...

There are zombies everywhere and the demons are healing themselves by walking into Dys' magic towers of bullshit.

Meanwhile, the Cardinal Sin Lust appeared and seduced Ivy, only to have her ass kicked by Calliel. She blinded him temporarily and run off.

Now the Ciels, Alastor, and Michael are fighting Sloth while the fourth wall comes down and the next Sin awaits.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I can't wait until we remake apps for Arc Three. I just spent this time while I was waiting for a recap of five pages by compiling all of my (at-least-semi-)successful RP's into a RP example. Egotistical, yes. But satisfying.

Right, well...

There are zombies everywhere and the demons are healing themselves by walking into Dys' magic towers of bullshit.

Meanwhile, the Cardinal Sin Lust appeared and seduced Ivy, only to have her ass kicked by Calliel. She blinded him temporarily and run off.

Now the Ciels, Alastor, and Michael are fighting Sloth while the fourth wall comes down and the next Sin awaits.

Calliel didn't kick her ass. He was just nice.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Right, well...

There are zombies everywhere and the demons are healing themselves by walking into Dys' magic towers of bullshit.

Meanwhile, the Cardinal Sin Lust appeared and seduced Ivy, only to have her ass kicked by Calliel. She blinded him temporarily and run off.

Now the Ciels, Alastor, and Michael are fighting Sloth while the fourth wall comes down and the next Sin awaits.

Calliel didn't kick her ass. He was just nice.

Which confused, angered, and, as always, aroused her.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Calliel didn't kick her ass. He was just nice.

Which confused, angered, and, as always, aroused her.

If Calliel wasn't married to Ivy, we could have had amusement with him dating Lust.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Which confused, angered, and, as always, aroused her.

If Calliel wasn't married to Ivy, we could have had amusement with him dating Lust.

Someone should make a oneshot of this alternate reality.

[Liriena]

If Calliel wasn't married to Ivy, we could have had amusement with him dating Lust.

Someone should make a oneshot of this alternate reality.

Can I get married in EH?

I would love for Marowit to have a spouse #9

[Ende]

Nat, stop cheating on me with Olthar. You promised that you disliked me the most, and now you go whoring out to some overly-purposely-argument-inciting grouch!

I thought what we had was special!

[Liriena]

Question...what does Eldliam look like?

[Olthar]

Question...what does Eldliam look like?

https://twitter.com/Eldliam_Nilark

[Liriena]

Question...what does Eldliam look like?

https://twitter.com/Eldliam_Nilark

Rawr....smexy... :3

I approve.