Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"I will hire Asians, African Americans, Women, and Latinos into my Legion of Terror but no white males. When the hero comes to stop me I will inform every single civil rights group and female equality group I can find that there is a sexist white supremacist attacking my employees."

I want to see this happen, given how white EH is.

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black, Minh was somewhat Japanese and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

[Individuality-ness]

So the Fae are like militant atheists? Wut?

No, they're like militant "let's blow shit up"-ers.

The best kind. *nod*

[Nationstatelandsville]

I want to see this happen, given how white EH is.

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

D and Rosalind are something.

Well, D.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I want to see this happen, given how white EH is.

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

I, uh... Alastor is a black demon, if that counts. .

[Nude East Ireland]

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

Rosalind is a fucking monkey. Can't get much more minority than that.

[Individuality-ness]

I want to see this happen, given how white EH is.

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

Could I have my character be half-Asian or something? Would bring something to the mix.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

I, uh... Alastor is a black demon, if that counts. .

Alastor is black?

I approve of this.

[Olthar]

I want to see this happen, given how white EH is.

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black, Minh was somewhat Japanese and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

All of my characters were minorities except for one from EH1.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sanchez is Latino, Sachin was Indian, Vidur was Indian, the archangels are black and...

Wow. That's pretty much it. We need more minorities.

Could I have my character be half-Asian or something? Would bring something to the mix.

Go ahead. You don't need my permission to decide her ethnicity if she's human.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I, uh... Alastor is a black demon, if that counts. .

Alastor is black?

I approve of this.

"Who are all of these black guys?"

"...Demons."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah."

"No!"

"Yup."

"Wow. God is really, really racist."

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I, uh... Alastor is a black demon, if that counts. .

Alastor is black?

I approve of this.

Black demon. .

[Individuality-ness]

Could I have my character be half-Asian or something? Would bring something to the mix.

Go ahead. You don't need my permission to decide her ethnicity if she's human.

Good point.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

So I'm getting dragged off to a bar despite the fact my roommate knows I hate massive groups of people. Talk to y'all sometime later.

[Individuality-ness]

Alastor is black?

I approve of this.

"Who are all of these black guys?"

"...Demons."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah."

"No!"

"Yup."

"Wow. God is really, really racist."

Yaweh wasn't already?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Who are all of these black guys?"

"...Demons."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah."

"No!"

"Yup."

"Wow. God is really, really racist."

Yaweh wasn't already?

Yahweh is a cranky, old xenophobic Jew.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yaweh wasn't already?

Yahweh is a cranky, old xenophobic Jew.

Another valid explanation for why the world sucks - the world is run by Mel Brooks.

[Individuality-ness]

Yaweh wasn't already?

Yahweh is a cranky, old xenophobic Jew.

Obviously, why else would he call out for genocide of entire groups of people?

[Olthar]

Yahweh is a cranky, old xenophobic Jew.

Another valid explanation for why the world sucks - the world is run by Mel Brooks.

Do you mean Mel Gibson?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Another valid explanation for why the world sucks - the world is run by Mel Brooks.

Do you mean Mel Gibson?

No - we're all still alive, so clearly not.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Tribe Name: Rakans
Population: 19 billion
Description/Picture: http://cghub.com/files/Image/231001-232 ... 55_max.jpg
Cultural/Stereotypes: These guys are the main type of demon in Hell, the "mainstream" ones. They, as a result, come in all sorts of fashions. Soldiers, doctors/healers, farmers, unemployed bums, researchers, teachers, so on. Of course, due to the warrior culture encouraged by Azazel and the various warlords, one really only tends to see the farmers and soldiers. These guys are the largest group of demons in Hell and therefore tend to be the first thing someone thinks of when they see a demon.
Language: They speak all kinds of languages due to their massive population. The lingua franca among this group tends to be Demonic, the artificial language created by Azazel to unite the tribes of Hell.
History: These guys have been around since the beginning. They've been in roughly every position because of their sheer population size. Not too much to say, really.

Tribe Name: Succubi/Incubi
Population: 5 billion
Description/Picture: The majority of them are shapeshifters who take on the form of whatever attractive being they need.
Cultural/Stereotypes: WHORES! But needed ones. These demons are everywhere and appreciated by a variety of races. Notably, they are unisex by nature and their shapeshifting means they can pick whatever gender they feel like taking on at the moment.
Language: Most of them use Demonic in everyday life and are very good at picking up other languages.
History: The whores of Hell, they are used by Azazel as hookers or spies. Some are indeed in the military, however, and tend to do a very good job as soldiers. Don't underestimate them.

Tribe Name: Garangan.
Population: 1 billion
Description/Picture: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9 ... OX3PAFrvdx
Cultural/Stereotypes: These guys are basically Rakans who have adapted to underwater life. The majority of them are soldiers or warriors, with a considerable minority as fishermen.
Language: They speak Garan, an offshoot of Demonic. There is a limited degree of mutual intelligibility between the two.
History: I'll figure this out later.

These are just some. I have way more planned and much more detail, but I'm tired right now.

...Why does Bowser live underwater?

[Olthar]

Tribe Name: Rakans
Population: 19 billion
Description/Picture: http://cghub.com/files/Image/231001-232 ... 55_max.jpg
Cultural/Stereotypes: These guys are the main type of demon in Hell, the "mainstream" ones. They, as a result, come in all sorts of fashions. Soldiers, doctors/healers, farmers, unemployed bums, researchers, teachers, so on. Of course, due to the warrior culture encouraged by Azazel and the various warlords, one really only tends to see the farmers and soldiers. These guys are the largest group of demons in Hell and therefore tend to be the first thing someone thinks of when they see a demon.
Language: They speak all kinds of languages due to their massive population. The lingua franca among this group tends to be Demonic, the artificial language created by Azazel to unite the tribes of Hell.
History: These guys have been around since the beginning. They've been in roughly every position because of their sheer population size. Not too much to say, really.

Tribe Name: Succubi/Incubi
Population: 5 billion
Description/Picture: The majority of them are shapeshifters who take on the form of whatever attractive being they need.
Cultural/Stereotypes: WHORES! But needed ones. These demons are everywhere and appreciated by a variety of races. Notably, they are unisex by nature and their shapeshifting means they can pick whatever gender they feel like taking on at the moment.
Language: Most of them use Demonic in everyday life and are very good at picking up other languages.
History: The whores of Hell, they are used by Azazel as hookers or spies. Some are indeed in the military, however, and tend to do a very good job as soldiers. Don't underestimate them.

Tribe Name: Garangan.
Population: 1 billion
Description/Picture: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9 ... OX3PAFrvdx
Cultural/Stereotypes: These guys are basically Rakans who have adapted to underwater life. The majority of them are soldiers or warriors, with a considerable minority as fishermen.
Language: They speak Garan, an offshoot of Demonic. There is a limited degree of mutual intelligibility between the two.
History: I'll figure this out later.

These are just some. I have way more planned and much more detail, but I'm tired right now.

...Why does Bowser live underwater?

Because he breathes fire.

[Nationstatelandsville]

...Why does Bowser live underwater?

Because he breathes fire.

"GAH! STEAM! THIS WAS AN AWFUL IDEA!"

"Let's live here forever!"

[Olthar]

Because he breathes fire.

"GAH! STEAM! THIS WAS AN AWFUL IDEA!"

"Let's live here forever!"

I'm also pretty sure that Bowser can't swim. I'm sure that'll help immensely.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"GAH! STEAM! THIS WAS AN AWFUL IDEA!"

"Let's live here forever!"

I'm also pretty sure that Bowser can't swim. I'm sure that'll help immensely.

He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm also pretty sure that Bowser can't swim. I'm sure that'll help immensely.

He just looks like Bowser, he isn't exactly that.

No, I now believe that Mario is ancient hell history and that Bowser was a real guy who fled to the seas to escape that asshole.