I keep trying to figure out whether that gun is a Desert Eagle or a NERF Maverick.
For the sake of cool I'm going with a gold-plated semi-automatic NERF Maverick that fires exploding bullets, because cool.
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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:57 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Olthar » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:58 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I do a remarkable amount of work. I exert force and distance all the time.
Fuck you.
To quote my one asshole friend, "I'm trying to stop with the chemistry jokes. I made one yesterday and it got no reaction."
I smacked him across the face for that.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:58 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:58 pm
by Olthar » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:58 pm
by Individuality-ness » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:59 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:00 am
Individuality-ness wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Our pacifist, ladies and gentlemen.
*slow clap*Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I used to speak pretty good Cantonese and even some Mandarin.
Then I literally forgot all of it.
Only reason I still can speak a decent amount is because my parents don't speak English TBH.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:03 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:Only reason I still can speak a decent amount is because my parents don't speak English TBH.
I have a cousin who has lived in Hong Kong for 23 years and he still hasn't bothered to learn Cantonese.
I think I learned it so I could tell him "What the fuck man."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:05 am
Individuality-ness wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have a cousin who has lived in Hong Kong for 23 years and he still hasn't bothered to learn Cantonese.
I think I learned it so I could tell him "What the fuck man."
You could technically get by in Hong Kong with just English though. Now if he were in Guangzhou or something like that...
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:07 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:You could technically get by in Hong Kong with just English though. Now if he were in Guangzhou or something like that...
Oh yeah, you can definitely get by in Hong Kong with just English, especially if you're Indian. Indians in Hong Kong are a pretty closed off group. And most of us are racist against East Asians anyway, with Northeastern Indians getting that as well.
I just think that if you are an immigrant, it's your job to maintain your original culture but also to adjust yourself to the culture of the place around you, including language. Only reason I'm not learning Afrikaans or Zulu is because I'm leaving this place in a month.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:08 am
Individuality-ness wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh yeah, you can definitely get by in Hong Kong with just English, especially if you're Indian. Indians in Hong Kong are a pretty closed off group. And most of us are racist against East Asians anyway, with Northeastern Indians getting that as well.
I just think that if you are an immigrant, it's your job to maintain your original culture but also to adjust yourself to the culture of the place around you, including language. Only reason I'm not learning Afrikaans or Zulu is because I'm leaving this place in a month.
Even if you did bother, you'd totally forget it in about a month. *nod*
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:10 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Individuality-ness wrote:*slow clap*
Only reason I still can speak a decent amount is because my parents don't speak English TBH.
I have a cousin who has lived in Hong Kong for 23 years and he still hasn't bothered to learn Cantonese.
I think I learned it so I could tell him "What the fuck man."
by Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:10 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:11 am
Olthar wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I have a cousin who has lived in Hong Kong for 23 years and he still hasn't bothered to learn Cantonese.
I think I learned it so I could tell him "What the fuck man."
You'd think he'd have at least picked up a few things in that time. I mean, I've made no effort to learn Japanese, yet I can still recognize a few words from just watching anime...
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:12 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Olthar wrote:You'd think he'd have at least picked up a few things in that time. I mean, I've made no effort to learn Japanese, yet I can still recognize a few words from just watching anime...
Oh, he knows the basics.
He just cannot hold a full conversation in it and honestly does not give a shit to. Which I think is sad.
His daughter is learning it, which is good for her- she'll be fluent in Hindi, English and Cantonese, languages of three big markets.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:14 am
Olthar wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:I keep trying to figure out whether that gun is a Desert Eagle or a NERF Maverick.
For the sake of cool I'm going with a gold-plated semi-automatic NERF Maverick that fires exploding bullets, because cool.
It's a magitech gun that shoots flaming lightning.
Because cool.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:15 am
Olthar wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Oh, he knows the basics.
He just cannot hold a full conversation in it and honestly does not give a shit to. Which I think is sad.
His daughter is learning it, which is good for her- she'll be fluent in Hindi, English and Cantonese, languages of three big markets.
It is. If you're going to live in a place for an extended amount of time, you should learn the language, if only for your own benefit.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:15 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:17 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Olthar wrote:It is. If you're going to live in a place for an extended amount of time, you should learn the language, if only for your own benefit.
If it were up to me, everyone would be at least fluently trilingual. I'm regularly annoyed by the state of affairs in the UK, English Canada and the USA and their linguistic ignorance.
by Olthar » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:17 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Olthar wrote:It is. If you're going to live in a place for an extended amount of time, you should learn the language, if only for your own benefit.
If it were up to me, everyone would be at least fluently trilingual. I'm regularly annoyed by the state of affairs in the UK, English Canada and the USA and their linguistic ignorance.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:18 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:19 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:19 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:20 am
by Individuality-ness » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:21 am
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