by Constaniana » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:41 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:04 pm
by Ceannairceach » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:39 pm
by Benutanairan » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:57 pm
by Constaniana » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:58 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:06 pm
by Constaniana » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:34 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:42 pm
by Benutanairan » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:49 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:19 pm
by Videssos » Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:02 am
by Ceannairceach » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:19 am
by Olthar » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:30 am
by Benutanairan » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:03 am
Ceannairceach wrote:As she added a fourth ball of fire to the juggling display, her record being five, Loralee noticed that there was an audience forming. An audience of precisely one, but an audience nonetheless. She did a few more daring tricks, ones she was less practiced in; Throwing the balls of fire under and over a kicked leg, catching all four as they fell from the air, and even appearing to swallow one, only for it to appear in her hand. Her sleight was fine, though her distractions needed some work.
"Hello, young miss!" She diverted her attention between the girl who was watching her performance and the balls of light fire in her hands. "Might I ask what your favorite element is? I can chew metal, control electricity, and all those other flashy magics of old!" She made a point of doing another showy trick with the balls of fire, catching them behind her back one after the other. "Tell me your interest and I'll do my best to--"
It was then, at perhaps the least convenient time possible, whilst all four balls were in the air in the lineup for a good trick, that Loralee noticed the girl stripping down to her skivvies, and then some, to bathe in the fountain. Being a carney left little room for privacy or modesty, certainly, but even she was slightly confused by the sight of the girl attempting to shrug off her bra.
And, in a dramatic moment of dark comedy, one by one the balls clonked her on the head and shoulders, causing the slightest pain of force and the slightest smell of singed hair. She yelped shortly in surprise, rubbing her head to ensure it wasn't aflame. Satisfied but still confused, she didn't even attempt to return the fireballs to her hands; Rather, she asked the girl before her, "What in the name of all that is beautiful is going on in that damn fountain!?" She pointed behind the viewer, noting the bathing girl and fighting teens, and what looked like a horrible burn victim watching it all.
This was enough reason to approach the situation, in her mind. Grabbing the metal staff with a head shaped like a moon, she dropped her act and approached the commotion, and began to savagely berate the onlooking man with bandages, not quite understanding the context of the situation. "Hey, you can't just sit there and watch someone bathe!" She swatted at the man with her staff, intent on causing damage but largely missing. "She probably has no idea what's going on! Clear out, you pervert!"
As she swatted more and more at the bandaged man, she turned towards the girl in the fountain, her scowl turned to a smile stretching ear to ear, "Not that I've never thought of taking a dip in the fountain! Must be mighty cleansing..."
by Videssos » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:50 am
by Olthar » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:59 am
by Benutanairan » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:10 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:04 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:20 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:27 pm
Benutanairan wrote:"Gods such as an annoyance at least the demons knew to stay out of fights they weren't welcome in" he said bitterly and venomously then narrowed his eye at the man of earth before taking off his monocle he turned back to the carnie and said " where were we"
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Rupudska » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:33 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Videssos » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:38 pm
by Benutanairan » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:27 pm
by Constaniana » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:32 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Rupudska » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:42 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
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