Elementals: The Return of Kayarost (OOC, Semi-Open)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

No. They might get wings if they're super-righteous and all that, but no tentacles.

Oh. Oh fuck. Wings would kick ass. What do I want more: wings or tentacles? Fuck. This is a tough choice. Are you sure there's no way I can have both?

Two-face achievement.

xD.

[Benuty]

Oh. Oh fuck. Wings would kick ass. What do I want more: wings or tentacles? Fuck. This is a tough choice. Are you sure there's no way I can have both?

Two-face achievement.

xD.

at the risk of wearing ugly clothes.

[Constaniana]

No. They might get wings if they're super-righteous and all that, but no tentacles.

Wings?
and I highly doubt we can fly with them

"Here, you've been a saint and helped old women cross the street countless times. Here's your reward,"
"Caelstion, these are magnificent! I am not worthy of such honour....wait....what the hell? These don't move at all! Shouldn't these do something useful?"
"....Why would you think that?"

[Constaniana]

No. They might get wings if they're super-righteous and all that, but no tentacles.

Oh. Oh fuck. Wings would kick ass. What do I want more: wings or tentacles? Fuck. This is a tough choice. Are you sure there's no way I can have both?

Well, Darkness people can get wings too, although they're bat-wings rather than white feathery ones.

[Benuty]

Oh. Oh fuck. Wings would kick ass. What do I want more: wings or tentacles? Fuck. This is a tough choice. Are you sure there's no way I can have both?

Well, Darkness people can get wings too, although they're bat-wings rather than white feathery ones.

So morgan basically?

[Olthar]

Oh. Oh fuck. Wings would kick ass. What do I want more: wings or tentacles? Fuck. This is a tough choice. Are you sure there's no way I can have both?

Well, Darkness people can get wings too, although they're bat-wings rather than white feathery ones.

YES! That's even better than those gay-ass feathers! Darkness it is!

[Constaniana]

Well, Darkness people can get wings too, although they're bat-wings rather than white feathery ones.

YES! That's even better than those gay-ass feathers! Darkness it is!

.....I've created a monster.

[Constaniana]

Well, Darkness people can get wings too, although they're bat-wings rather than white feathery ones.

So morgan basically?

Do you mean Morgan Le Fae, King Arthur's whore sister, or Morgan Freeman?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

YES! That's even better than those gay-ass feathers! Darkness it is!

.....I've created a monster.

The monster was always there.

[Constaniana]

.....I've created a monster.

The monster was always there.

Ok, I've released it. Like in the movie when Hercules pushes away the giant rock to save the two "kids" and lets the hydra loose instead.

[Olthar]

So morgan basically?

Do you mean Morgan Le Fae, King Arthur's whore sister, or Morgan Freeman?

There's a difference?

.....I've created a monster.

The monster was always there.

Indeed. Don't hold yourself accountable for this, Con. I've been on the internet for about a decade now. It takes its toll.

[Benuty]

So morgan basically?

Do you mean Morgan Le Fae, King Arthur's whore sister, or Morgan Freeman?

the whore sorceress ofcourse.

[Constaniana]

Do you mean Morgan Le Fae, King Arthur's whore sister, or Morgan Freeman?

There's a difference?

Those lumpy things on her chest, for starters.

The monster was always there.

Indeed. Don't hold yourself accountable for this, Con. I've been on the internet for about a decade now. It takes its toll.

That's a relief.

[Constaniana]

Do you mean Morgan Le Fae, King Arthur's whore sister, or Morgan Freeman?

the whore sorceress ofcourse.

But Morgan Freeman has the skin tone to match those wings.

That was a bad joke, and I should feel bad.

[Olthar]

Do you mean Morgan Le Fae, King Arthur's whore sister, or Morgan Freeman?

the whore sorceress ofcourse.

I don't remember any version of King Arthur where Morgan has tentacles.

Unless there's a porn parody of it that I haven't heard of.

[Olthar]

There's a difference?

Those lumpy things on her chest, for starters.

You mean moles? I think Freeman might have a couple of those. Maybe. I haven't actually spent a great deal of time examining his naked body.

[Constaniana]

the whore sorceress ofcourse.

I don't remember any version of King Arthur where Morgan has tentacles.

Unless there's a porn parody of it that I haven't heard of.

This is madness, you're supposed to be the expert on porn.

[Olthar]

I don't remember any version of King Arthur where Morgan has tentacles.

Unless there's a porn parody of it that I haven't heard of.

This is madness, you're supposed to be the expert on porn.

I can't watch all of it! There's too much! I'm only human! D':

[Constaniana]

This is madness, you're supposed to be the expert on porn.

I can't watch all of it! There's too much! I'm only human! D':

All is forgiven.

[Benuty]

the whore sorceress ofcourse.

I don't remember any version of King Arthur where Morgan has tentacles.

Unless there's a porn parody of it that I haven't heard of.

I was more or so talking about the bat wings.

[Olthar]

I don't remember any version of King Arthur where Morgan has tentacles.

Unless there's a porn parody of it that I haven't heard of.

I was more or so talking about the bat wings.

I don't recall her having those, either.

And wings aren't usually added in a porn parody. In fact, they're usually removed. They tend to get in the way of the fucking.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Because Ariel isn't beyond using cheap shots if the enemy has bullshit magic, .

Also, Con, I see you added another picture.

[Benuty]

Because Ariel isn't beyond using cheap shots if the enemy has bullshit magic, .

Also, Con, I see you added another picture.

To bad he might not feel it

[Olthar]

The doors were shut? Oh, whoops.

Oh, well. I don't feel like editing the entire second half of my post.

[Olthar]

Because Ariel isn't beyond using cheap shots if the enemy has bullshit magic, .

Also, Con, I see you added another picture.

To bad he might not feel it

He's a man, isn't he? He's going to feel it.