Shazzridar's Tower (OOC; Open)

[Olthar]

@ Esty: You're not yet at the bottom.

[Olthar]

I thought it had already been established that trying to fight the ants was pointless...

[Esternial]

@ Esty: You're not yet at the bottom.

Seriously, I already wasted two turns on that ಠ_ಠ

[Olthar]

@ Esty: You're not yet at the bottom.

Seriously, I already wasted two turns on that ಠ_ಠ

You got a two and a three.

[Esternial]

Seriously, I already wasted two turns on that ಠ_ಠ

You got a two and a three.

sure

[Jormengand]

Even the ground is so fricking bored of my armour that it doesn't want to hurt me.

[Seshephe]

Sixes! Sixes everywhere

[Constaniana]

Post up.

[Olthar]

Players will always find a way to use whatever you give them, no matter how ridiculous.

[Constaniana]

Players will always find a way to use whatever you give them, no matter how ridiculous.

History is full of fair maidens rewarding their rescuers with fine tokens, like nasty bags of hair from dead monsters.

[Olthar]

Players will always find a way to use whatever you give them, no matter how ridiculous.

History is full of fair maidens rewarding their rescuers with fine tokens, like nasty bags of hair from dead monsters.

[Olthar]

Good god. Two thirds of those rolls were threes!

[Constaniana]

You know, I wonder what getting a six on that roll would have done.

"You give Mr. Utterson a bag of gnoll hair. As you do, you feel so joyous and warm that you realize you have to spread the joys of gnoll hair to everyone ! You run off in search of more people to bequeath gnoll hair to."

[Seshephe]

Eh... things aren't going all to well are they?

[Olthar]

Eh... things aren't going all to well are they?

Not particularly.

[Constaniana]

I should be worried that Mr. Utterson wants a whip around Willias.

[Olthar]

I should be worried that Mr. Utterson wants a whip around Willias.

Possibly.

[Nude East Ireland]

I should be worried that Mr. Utterson wants a whip around Willias.

No.

And it's not that he's being a pervert, but the simple MANLY musk of Mr. Utterson's pecks, coupled with the MANLY stature and abilities to be a MANLY fighter and an all-around MAN would've seduced Willias.

[Constaniana]

I should be worried that Mr. Utterson wants a whip around Willias.

No.

And it's not that he's being a pervert, but the simple MANLY musk of Mr. Utterson's pecks, coupled with the MANLY stature and abilities to be a MANLY fighter and an all-around MAN would've seduced Willias.

Miriam got to Willias first. Once you go black, you never go back.

[Nude East Ireland]

Finally the "Control over your own body" ability comes into use.

[Olthar]

Finally the "Control over your own body" ability comes into use.

[Constaniana]

Finally the "Control over your own body" ability comes into use.

[Nude East Ireland]

Finally the "Control over your own body" ability comes into use.

"Mr. Utterson - 6
You grow out your chest hair to massive lengths, then rip it off with your hands. You tie it onto the whip, making it very long. You let out a manly yell, causing five ants to surround you. However, your yell echos, causing a cave-in that kills the ants and opens a pathway outside. Your chest stings a bit, but you don't give a fuck because you're a MAN!"

[Olthar]

@ Rup: You've got a -3 penalty on the roll. It's literally impossible to break through with the axe, and you're liable to hurt yourself by trying.

[Constaniana]

@ Rup: You've got a -3 penalty on the roll. It's literally impossible to break through with the axe, and you're liable to hurt yourself by trying.

Obviously the solution is to hump it to pieces. *nods*